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When you wear your remote-controlled panties in public and someone decides to talk to you...mid orgasm.eO1YFZDyjpHSJzDb
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Awkward Moments
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Your Gynecologist gets too friendly.
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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You offer to pet sit without thinking!
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Watch the guy at the end!
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
Weaver of Words
That awkward moment when you send someone a note telling them something that you feel bad about, then they call you and say something bad about themselves and you realize they haven't read the note yet. Now you feel like crap.
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
Weaver of Words
LOL, when you post video and it is blocked ^^^^^
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the awkward moment is when you're walking on a nude beach and a lady looks at your groin and laughs
Weaver of Words
that awkward moment when you come out of somewhere after a "quickie" and realize the top you have on is inside out.
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When you open your garage door and find your adult offspring engaged in bdsm.....personally I thought it was hysterical....hubby is still recovering
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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That awkward moment when you see a strange car on your front lawn and suddenly remember driving home from the bar last night, ... that you walked to. 
Weaver of Words
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Akward moment when you laugh at other's jokes then ask for explanation...
When you're at a friends house having a drink and the friends hot milf friend with low self esteem tries to drag you out for a drink to "keep an eye on her so that she doesn't end up somewhere she shouldn't be". You really don't want to because you know what will happen: she'll start blubbing and come onto you and because you've had so much to drink in the last couple of days, you know you're gonna have several moments of weakness and shag her. You don't wanna be shagging your best friends friend, do ya? So you give her all the excuses you can think of, meanwhile your friend has her excuse: she's meeting a Dom, so she has plans. Frantically you try all your excuses and eventually she gets the message. That moment was awkward as fuck.
Weaver of Words
That awkward moment when you are cybering and the other person says they want to do something that you reeeeealllly dislike, but you really like the person.
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The awkward moment while your having sex and your partner mentions your finger down south, and then you remember both your hands are on the bed by her head....
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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That awkward moment when you call your dog your online lovers name in front of kids
Troublemaker
That awkward moment when you call your wife by your dog's name while on Lush with your on-line lover...
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When you are trying to hit on the new girl in a chatroom and you click on it and send it to the last GUY you talked to!
