are you masturbating now, describe how?

8 Aug 2012

25 Sep 2012

25 Sep 2012

i'm not at the moment but looking at stargazing is giving me inspiration

25 Sep 2012

I'm masturbating in my mind, usually I use me hand to do that, but I'm relying purely upon my imagination.

26 Sep 2012

Not at the moment but I sure need to. Frustrated!!

26 Sep 2012

Quote by oflilliesandremains
Not at the moment but I sure need to. Frustrated!!

Sometimes a man wants so to help someone else and he can only stand by and feel like a useless fool.

Am I masturbating? No.

15 Mar 2013

how really wowowowowow....

Hugs

15 Mar 2013

HOW is this a word/forum game or joke? Did you check which forum you were on dude?

15 Mar 2013

i wasn't masturbating before... but now that i saw trinket.... YUM! aaaand I am doing it like this jerkit

ooorrr is it like this free-sexy-smileys-947

look im shooting little clouds lol

15 Mar 2013

Quote by loveslegs
i wasn't masturbating before... but now that i saw trinket.... YUM! aaaand I am doing it like this ooorrr is it like this

look im shooting little clouds lol

looks more like your shooting out little tissues

15 Mar 2013

No, right now I'm playing games in the Forum but if I were masturbating I would be describing it to the person on here I was masturbating to and not you.

15 Mar 2013

Not right now, but I'd like to looking at Kinky girl

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/-daddys-girl-.aspx

16 Mar 2013

Yes, I have my cock in one hand and with the other I'm choking myself. My manservant is posting this in my words for me, in case you wondered.

16 Mar 2013

I was masturbating but eventually I managed to finish the artex Ceiling in my 30 ft x 23 ft lounge might start on the hallway next Whistle

16 Mar 2013

WTF?

16 Mar 2013

Not quite awake enough. Middle of the nightand all...

16 Mar 2013

I am right now. Hard to type with one hand!

16 Mar 2013

If you're masturbating, why the fuck are you posting on the forums at the same time? bit of an odd combination I think

16 Mar 2013

Quote by trinket
If you're masturbating, why the fuck are you posting on the forums at the same time? bit of an odd combination I think

Sometimes there's a cheap thrill to be had in the forum. Also, the masturbator could have a forum fetish.

16 Mar 2013

a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha

16 Mar 2013

bans her from posting silly gifs on my wall ... opsey .. sorry .. wrong thread .. whats the question? oh yeah right ...

16 Mar 2013

Quote by trinket
a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha

Those 5 letter sentences can get you hot and horny. Not to mention what's in everyones mug. Oh yes baby!!
Lfunny

16 Mar 2013

Quote by trinket
a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha

Perhaps he likes cheap humour whilst masturbating.

16 Mar 2013

well its like dis ... you drop ones panties and make sure its nice and warm in the room .. dont want the old fella catching a cold ..

then you take ones hand, right or left whichever is ones preference, then you

nah ... get a grip (!) John .. you must have better things to do surely ..

16 Mar 2013

no - not right now - I'm posting on the forums 3601

16 Mar 2013

Now be honest thats because all the batteries are flat isnt it! ... the corner shop 350yds up the road sells them .. AA's I think ..

24 Dec 2013

Checks pants. Guess that is a "No" if my pants are still on, huh?

25 Dec 2013

This week I are bin mostly masturbatin' wiv a haddock.

This is a silly place. I shall leave.

25 Dec 2013

I thought you had been using my hand, so what were you doing with my hand

25 Dec 2013

Nope...too much family around on Christmas Day;)

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.