are you masturbating now, describe how?

5 Feb 2014

If I'm will i be reading this forum hello1

suppose I'm then read

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5 Feb 2014

No, I'm not. That was earlier.
As for the rest...your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries.

5 Feb 2014

Quote by simplyjohn
well its like dis ... you drop ones panties and make sure its nice and warm.

You wear panties John?

5 Feb 2014

You know, Ana...I always had a sneaky suspicion our little black and white friend might be Anansie.

(That's a joke, that is. Honestly!)

5 Feb 2014

at work right now so that would be a no

5 Feb 2014

Not now
Selfie time was earlier

6 Feb 2014

I've got a pound of fresh liver in a plastic bag and...

6 Feb 2014

Quote by Wardog
I've got a pound of fresh liver in a plastic bag and...

You are funny evil4

6 Feb 2014

nope! i'm playing in forum and can't do both at once

6 Feb 2014

Quote by Anastasia111
Quote by simplyjohn
well its like dis ... you drop ones panties and make sure its nice and warm.

You wear panties John?

Actually Ana he doesn't wear panties he wears a willykini, he is a part time model, see below.

Am I masturbating right now?? NO, am I going to HELL YEAH. Simplyjohn in a willykini gets me going everytime without fail, In my mind he is wearing the luminous pink one, OH FUCK I've got to go take care of this, back in a few people

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

6 Feb 2014

seeing my kk above me got me so hot i was about to. then i saw sj in his willykinni and lost the urge binky

hey babes

6 Feb 2014

lmao ... ok you two right now I dont know which of you I hate more ... G .. I assume it was the colour that put you off? shall I put the green one on?

As for you KK I will deal with YOU later ;).

Opsey .. the topic ... not right now no damn it I mean I could do and type and drink my tea and smoke a ciggy all at the same time if I wanted too since I am a fella and can multi-task but the truth is I did in the shower this morning so it will be another 2 days at least before I recover from that.

6 Feb 2014

Hahaha Keira that's horrific ..... The luminous green would help him find it in the dark ;)

Luv ya really John X

6 Feb 2014

Quote by Anastasia111
Hahaha Keira that's horrific ..... The luminous green would help him find it in the dark ;)

Luv ya really John X

Excuse me but you have to see it to believe it and I glow in the dark anyway ;).

On topic .. um nope tin of Fosters.

16 Mar 2014

I'm not!

16 Mar 2014

I'm not masturbating by holding a mug in my left hand and occasionally lifting it to my mouth to sip coffee. My other hand is busy on the trackpad of my laptop. (hehehe)

16 Mar 2014

Lifting my tea cup and typing seems to be taking up the use of my hands, dammit, and I just saw SJ's Willykii pics too cussing

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

16 Mar 2014

no, not masturbating. i have the vibrator set on low so really just teasing myself Embarassed

hey my kk

16 Mar 2014

I think I might use Ginger's hand mine are busy

16 Mar 2014

awwww rosie! i might have to use my tongue too 675-lick

17 Mar 2014

actually yes, why i might make it to work on time. just slowly rubbing my lips and clitty

17 Mar 2014

I'm not, but I already did twice this morning. First using fingers in bed when I woke up and then in the shower using suction cup dildo stuck to the shower wall.

17 Mar 2014

Well I do have a vibe in and it is feeling quite nice...

17 Mar 2014

Quote by Nikki703
I'm not, but I already did twice this morning. First using fingers in bed when I woke up and then in the shower using suction cup dildo stuck to the shower wall.

You sexy, sexy thing!!! I can so picture it thatshot

11 May 2014

Hahaha yes,How.....l'm reading forums,enjoying bitter chocolate ice cream,oh licking spoon all around,tasting ice cream..so now am i masurbating? Hahaha think..think.....so answer is?

11 May 2014

mmmm watching Sonia lick that spoon... oh you know I'm masturbating...

12 Oct 2014

Negative ghost rider... and even if I was I wouldnt be telling you...just sayin

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

15 Oct 2014

i am always waking my mole, beating the stick, making baby batter, spewing love potion and how do I do it well how about i show you instead ;)

16 Oct 2014

This should be in "Ask the gals". It's certainly ridiculous enough. Lfunny

16 Oct 2014

Not right now I did try to use Cindy's hand but she declined