i'm not at the moment but looking at stargazing is giving me inspiration
I'm masturbating in my mind, usually I use me hand to do that, but I'm relying purely upon my imagination.
Not at the moment but I sure need to. Frustrated!!
HOW is this a word/forum game or joke? Did you check which forum you were on dude?
No, right now I'm playing games in the Forum but if I were masturbating I would be describing it to the person on here I was masturbating to and not you.
Not right now, but I'd like to looking at Kinky girl
Yes, I have my cock in one hand and with the other I'm choking myself. My manservant is posting this in my words for me, in case you wondered.
Not quite awake enough. Middle of the nightand all...
I am right now. Hard to type with one hand!
If you're masturbating, why the fuck are you posting on the forums at the same time? bit of an odd combination I think
a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha
bans her from posting silly gifs on my wall ... opsey .. sorry .. wrong thread .. whats the question? oh yeah right ...
well its like dis ... you drop ones panties and make sure its nice and warm in the room .. dont want the old fella catching a cold ..
then you take ones hand, right or left whichever is ones preference, then you
nah ... get a grip (!) John .. you must have better things to do surely ..
Now be honest thats because all the batteries are flat isnt it! ... the corner shop 350yds up the road sells them .. AA's I think ..
Checks pants. Guess that is a "No" if my pants are still on, huh?
This week I are bin mostly masturbatin' wiv a haddock.
This is a silly place. I shall leave.
I thought you had been using my hand, so what were you doing with my hand
Nope...too much family around on Christmas Day;)
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