Quote by angieseroticpen
Back to the original post - I did that with a newspaper once. Had an annoying work colleague who would look over my shoulder at break times to share my paper. Cheeky bugger asked me to turn back when I turned over the page so I just tore it down the middle and handed him one half to read. Never did it again" Turns out he was a Guardian reader - says it all!
You sure he was reading the paper and not lookin' down your shirt?