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Wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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You'd need to collect the wood chucking data for a random sample of woodchucks over a period, then calculate the mean and standard deviation. The mean should be close to the answer for any given population of woodchucks. You could even draw multiple samples from the woodchucks of different populations and compare using some statistical test or other (my wife is the expert on this stuff) to see if there are regional variations.l03KghA3okSLxdUg
Or you could just wing it and guess.3Wm61eu41yfH2FHh
Or you could just wing it and guess.3Wm61eu41yfH2FHh
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You'd need to collect the wood chucking data for a random sample of woodchucks over a period, then calculate the mean and standard deviation. The mean should be close to the answer for any given population of woodchucks. You could even draw multiple samples from the woodchucks of different populations and compare using some statistical test or other (my wife is the expert on this stuff) to see if there are regional variations.qJ8G1MnQRkA3joWH
Or you could just wing it and guess.LYnweAAeATPdJiXb
Of course, wood chucking is only statistically significant when p is less than .05. However, we'll need to scrub the data for woodchuck outliers in order to ensure a greater degree of generalizability to the wood chucking population. It would also be important to hold the type of wood constant so that it doesn't introduce a confounding variable to the study. And we should probably get some validity and reliability data on the instrument that we'll use to measure chucks (chuckometer?) so that we can support the accuracy of our findings.
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First you ask the question, why is knowing relevant and necessary?
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(in fake robot voice) 24
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what kinda woodchuck? a Louisana short tail? a Wyoming ladderback? really, you need to provide pertinent information, dude.
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I posted this question a couple of years ago but can’t find it. I think we did eventually come up with an answer. ?
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42?
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My standard answer - more than 6.
Woodchucks and Chuck Wood are cute, but why would a woodchuck chuck wood, and would he chuck Chuck wood?
'Would a woodchuck chuck Chuck Wood as much as a woodchuck would chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Wood?'
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Unlike the normally unreliable misinformation of Wikipedia, their correct answer would be...
"A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
'Would a woodchuck chuck Chuck Wood as much as a woodchuck would chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Wood?'
Unlike the normally unreliable misinformation of Wikipedia, their correct answer would be...
"A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
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The woodchucks have unionized, and it now takes 5 woodchucks to chuck 1 piece of wood per hour. Anymore and they get overtime pay.
Oh, wait, they've gone on strike, no woodchucking at all.
Oh, wait, they've gone on strike, no woodchucking at all.
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i have to wonder how many wood chucks would chuck norris chuck, and would he use numchucks?
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i have to wonder how many wood chucks would chuck norris chuck, and would he use numchucks?
numchucks for sure.
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Where's this wood that needs chucking?
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The woodchucks have unionized, and it now takes 5 woodchucks to chuck 1 piece of wood per hour. Anymore and they get overtime pay.
Oh, wait, they've gone on strike, no woodchucking at all.
You're such a fear mongering capitalist. How can overtime be part of the answer to a timeless question?
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You're such a fear mongering capitalist. How can overtime be part of the answer to a timeless question?
It's the new age question taking dominance over the old age question. What happens when it starts taking a dozen woodchucks to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously those would be government employee woodchucks. Or worse, if woodchucks become placed in charge of flood control in The Netherlands. Would woochuck immigrants be required to meet the demand. And would the German woodchucks want to import German beer? And would the French woodchucks demand that everyone speak French? And just how much wood needs to be chucked? Do woodchucks smoke pot? Consider the mass quantities of Cheetos and Twinkies will be needed to satisfy the increased munchie demand. So you see, it's not simple to answer. Obviously, someone has to work overtime to figure this out. Is there enough money budgeted to get this done?
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i have to wonder how many wood chucks would chuck norris chuck, and would he use numchucks?
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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
A: ALL OF IT
A: ALL OF IT
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No PrincessC, I would think that would be the last thing anyone would want to ask. The moment someone poses that question, this whole thought becomes moot and academic, simply because there is no sane answer. A sane person wouldn’t risk tying his or her tongue in knots while attempting to say those words, let alone spend time, thought and effort writing up the conditions by which such a survey would be meaningful. ? However, upon further consideration, and following several consultations with numerous experts, I can see where such a question would be valid.
To add to what a couple of posters have said, I think to qualify the solution in a meaningful manner, there are several more things we would have to consider. Not only the time of day, but also the humidity and air temperature. If it was hot, it’s a possibility the woodchucks would be lazy and work at a slower pace, thereby throwing all test results askew. If Saturday were the day picked to conduct this prestigious survey, we would have to consider the very real possibility, that those chosen might be suffering hangovers from the late Friday night party they attended to celebrate having their names drawn. Another particularly important consideration nobody has thought of yet, is what is their gender and how many of each sex will be participating? It is a well accepted fact that female humans talk much faster and say more words then their male counterparts. It seems to me that if the female woodchuck talks faster than the male, doesn’t it make sense she would also chuck wood faster also? Does this trait apply to woodchucks? If it does, what kind of formula could we devise that would accurately factor this difference into the results? Buz mentioned that all woodchucks have unionized, so what part, if any, does their union play in this assessment, and do they have any financial interest in the results? To avoid any possibility of future legal actions by P.E.T.A., (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) it will be necessary to have an official representative present. I suggest the first course of action would be to set up a steering committee that would have the responsibility of not only specifying the required procedures, but later analyzing and publishing the results.
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First you ask the question, why is knowing relevant and necessary?
No PrincessC, I would think that would be the last thing anyone would want to ask. The moment someone poses that question, this whole thought becomes moot and academic, simply because there is no sane answer. A sane person wouldn’t risk tying his or her tongue in knots while attempting to say those words, let alone spend time, thought and effort writing up the conditions by which such a survey would be meaningful. ? However, upon further consideration, and following several consultations with numerous experts, I can see where such a question would be valid.
To add to what a couple of posters have said, I think to qualify the solution in a meaningful manner, there are several more things we would have to consider. Not only the time of day, but also the humidity and air temperature. If it was hot, it’s a possibility the woodchucks would be lazy and work at a slower pace, thereby throwing all test results askew. If Saturday were the day picked to conduct this prestigious survey, we would have to consider the very real possibility, that those chosen might be suffering hangovers from the late Friday night party they attended to celebrate having their names drawn. Another particularly important consideration nobody has thought of yet, is what is their gender and how many of each sex will be participating? It is a well accepted fact that female humans talk much faster and say more words then their male counterparts. It seems to me that if the female woodchuck talks faster than the male, doesn’t it make sense she would also chuck wood faster also? Does this trait apply to woodchucks? If it does, what kind of formula could we devise that would accurately factor this difference into the results? Buz mentioned that all woodchucks have unionized, so what part, if any, does their union play in this assessment, and do they have any financial interest in the results? To avoid any possibility of future legal actions by P.E.T.A., (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) it will be necessary to have an official representative present. I suggest the first course of action would be to set up a steering committee that would have the responsibility of not only specifying the required procedures, but later analyzing and publishing the results.
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you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.
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