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Quote by DanielleX
I've had 199,639 views on my profile as of 10 seconds ago, so I'm about to reach a major land mark


I see you made it you are now at over 217,000. In one year I got to 16,200. This means I will attain famous status in 6 .25 years. I'm jealous, you got a greater number of votes in 4 days. I guess a beard on the avatar will not do it. Boobs... I think not. Have to give this some thought. However to you and congratulations

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Quote by Becky4Texas
ROFLMAO....I am coming up on 3600 views....I guess me, my profile and my pictures are not nearly as interesting as most of you that have posted here.
Don't sell yourself short. I've less than twice that number, in spite of being here five times as long as you are.
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Quote by 69Kisses96


Not true. You have a nice profile and you may not be perfect, but narcissism is not a trait of yours. In fact, I have an idea.


You are so kind!

But, I calculated that with my 11,391 views and 187 days here and one wonderful calculator, it is quite feasible that I've been checking my own profile approximately 61 times a day.
Quote by angiegirl
...........i passed my 100k so guess boobies do work, smiles, love ya simme


Guess I need to add some boobies, mine just arent as perky as yours smile
Click below to see

Quote by Simplicity


Guess I need to add some boobies, mine just arent as perky as yours smile


I know that we just became friends, but I've been told that I am a real good judge of these sorts of things.
Quote by browncoffee


You are so kind!

But, I calculated that with my 11,391 views and 187 days here and one wonderful calculator, it is quite feasible that I've been checking my own profile approximately 61 times a day.


I tried to tell you that checking your own does not count. Only visits from other people. Oh, and by the way, only one visit per day/per person will count. Sorry. narcism is a waste when it comes to profile views.
Quote by Green_Man


I tried to tell you that checking your own does not count. Only visits from other people. Oh, and by the way, only one visit per day/per person will count. Sorry. narcism is a waste when it comes to profile views.


ah well. thanks for letting me know.
I'll be hitting the negatives imminently.
Quickly approaching 50,000.
Can I get a bunch of views immediately? LMAO. Like 10,000?
Quote by MostPreciousLittle
Can I get a bunch of views immediately? LMAO. Like 10,000?


OK, there ya go... that's 1. Only 9,994 to go til 100,000. You go girl!!
Quote by amy1967


OK, there ya go... that's 1. Only 9,994 to go til 100,000. You go girl!!


Aw, thanks Amy!
35,000-ish. Which is a ridiculous number...I remember being weirded out when I realised that the site kept track of my profile views, and these people were looking at my profile.

FTR, MostPreciousLittle, I did look at yours, so that's a +1. I don't usually look at profiles unless there's some pressing reason to do so. You have an awesome profile page, I'm just not nearly imaginative enough to do anything like that with mine.
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Quote by Simplicity


Guess I need to add some boobies, mine just arent as perky as yours smile


Yours are plenty perky

I'm at 86000. In a year and a half I'll have my hundred K.
I can put up pitcures of Sumplicity's boobies if it will help.
Quote by ChuckEPoo
Only 23,968 times has my page been viewed. I think I might need to put some big boobs as my avatar.


lol I've only got 10k views, maybe I need to grow some big boobs!
Quote by DanielleX
I've had 199,639 views on my profile as of 10 seconds ago, so I'm about to reach a major land mark

Is anybody else on the cusp of a big round number?


Danny x


I'd wouldn't mind being on the cusp of that big round pale english ass.
Quote by MostPreciousLittle
Can I get a bunch of views immediately? LMAO. Like 10,000?


I would kill to view a live feed of you taking an IQ test that ended in your score. I would KILL to view that. It would be fascinating ass all hell.

Over/under set at 71 (borderline). I'd take bets.
Up to 97,817 for me. Hopefully hit 100k before 2018. biggrin
I just passed 400,000 a couple of weeks ago...

Do try to keep up ;) xxx

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Quote by Liz
Up to 97,817 for me. Hopefully hit 100k before 2018. biggrin


Gave you a click!

(And KE too)
Quote by naughtyannie
I just passed 400,000 a couple of weeks ago...

Do try to keep up ;) xxx


LMAO. Trying! Yes, Ma'am!
Quote by naughtyannie
I just passed 400,000 a couple of weeks ago...

Do try to keep up ;) xxx


Show off. smile

@MostPreciousLittle - Thanks.
Quote by Liz


Show off. smile

@MostPreciousLittle - Thanks.


Anytime!
Quote by MostPreciousLittle


Anytime!


I'm always clicking KE and Liz.

You can have one too...

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Quote by amy1967


OK, there ya go... that's 1. Only 9,994 to go til 100,000. You go girl!!
............IF YOU DID NOT BLOCK PEOPLE FOR NO REASON , AWH MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE MORE CLICKS AKA DADDY SWEETHEART........ not for you amy
My latest is 89,786. I was counting incorrectly. I now calculate that I will be Famous in over a year. Bummer. But I will be a Veteran on Jun 9th. 5 years here. I've also noticed that my view count drops drastically when I am not posting stories. So I need to get into writing again.

By the way, I click on other people's profile often. I am into getting info that is interesting about friends, associates, and just people I don't know very well. I'm sure I've clicked on all of the people on this present page more often than they have checked into mine. Perhaps I am just more inquisitive.