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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Green_Man
My latest is 89,786. I was counting incorrectly. I now calculate that I will be Famous in over a year. Bummer. But I will be a Veteran on Jun 9th. 5 years here. I've also noticed that my view count drops drastically when I am not posting stories. So I need to get into writing again.

By the way, I click on other people's profile often. I am into getting info that is interesting about friends, associates, and just people I don't know very well. I'm sure I've clicked on all of the people on this present page more often than they have checked into mine. Perhaps I am just more inquisitive.


How many stories have you posted?
Guest
Lurker
737 as of when posted
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Oshi


lol I've only got 10k views, maybe I need to grow some big boobs!


It ain't the size that matters, it's what you do with them

22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Mines circa 32k but I think at 100k it goes back to 0 so actually thats 132k... so popular.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Quote by Magical_felix


How many stories have you posted?


If you look at that members profile, down the left hand side and after his biography, you will see some statistics. One of those says how many stories he has published.

Always pleased to help new members.
laura
Mana wahine
Quote by simplyjohn


If you look at that members profile, down the left hand side and after his biography, you will see some statistics. One of those says how many stories he has published.

Always pleased to help new members.




How long he's been here is I'm guessing how long it took you to think up that sick burn.
Guest
Lurker
I only have 26,917 views.

But I had almost that many already, even before I wrote my first story-poem in March of this year.

I spent all of my time cyber-sexing everyday in open chat last year...giggles
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Quote by Lauradj


How long he's been here is I'm guessing how long it took you to think up that sick burn.


Well thank you so much! .. I assume thats a compliment.
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Lurker
Quote by naughtyannie


It ain't the size that matters, it's what you do with them





Haha very true, but I'm guessing that, in this instance, they'd help silly
laura
Mana wahine
Quote by simplyjohn


Well thank you so much! .. I assume thats a compliment.


Well, better to be known as slow rather than too fast, isn't it?
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
Quote by simplyjohn
If you look at that members profile, down the left hand side and after his biography, you will see some statistics. One of those says how many stories he has published.

Always pleased to help new members.


Wow, I'm sure that Magical_felix was most delighted by that information and thoroughly stupefied that his rhetorical question went way over your head.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by SereneProdigy


Wow, I'm sure that Magical_felix was most delighted by that information and thoroughly stupefied that his rhetorical question went way over your head.


Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah...smile
KenLukin
Active Ink Slinger
Katie and I check almost everyday, and slowly our profile views continue to grow. At this rate we could hit 5,000 views by the end of May, or June, or 2017, or....
Anyways, thanks for taking a few moments to have a look!!!!
Mostly we just hope you've been enjoying our stories!! biggrin
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Lurker
Haha well I'm 437, I will put that down to brevity of membership and that a pride and prejudice loving man child is not everyone's idea of a modern man smile
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by ivanka_simkiewisz


I spent all of my time cyber-sexing everyday in open chat last year...giggles


2016 was a dark year for many people.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by SereneProdigy


Wow, I'm sure that Magical_felix was most delighted by that information and thoroughly stupefied that his rhetorical question went way over your head.


I wasn't stupefied that john didn't get it. It's about par for the course with him.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Lauradj


How long he's been here is I'm guessing how long it took you to think up that sick burn.


You got any aloe vera on you? I'm dying over here.
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
Currently I have 82,000+ profile views so I am closing in on being a Famous Member (and a shiny new badge!) So stop by for a looksee and maybe read one of my many stories!
prettywild
Rebel just for kicks
Quote by Master_Jonathan
Currently I have 82,000+ profile views so I am closing in on being a Famous Member (and a shiny new badge!) So stop by for a looksee and maybe read one of my many stories!


I may have recently added 437 views to that figure ...there and there abouts

I'm kinda OCD so I like when mine reaches a nice even pretty to look at number ...nothing with a 7 or 5 ..shivers
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by prettywild


I may have recently added 437 views to that figure ...there and there abouts

I'm kinda OCD so I like when mine reaches a nice even pretty to look at number ...nothing with a 7 or 5 ..shivers


Well prettywild, feel free to drop by anytime and add another number to my views!
Banes1
Green Bay Packer Fan
At his time, I have 48,250 views.

elizabethblack
Awesome Lady
The Little Engine That Could......I think I can, I think I can.........(it is a very steep hill). I have 28,849
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
I am at 90,832 right now. I expect to get to Famous by the end of the year, surely.
TonyaL
Snake Charmera
Quote by Master_Jonathan
Currently I have 82,000+ profile views so I am closing in on being a Famous Member (and a shiny new badge!) So stop by for a looksee and maybe read one of my many stories!


As one of my favorite authors I've visited your page several times and will several more. You have a huge library it may take me forever to get through but I hope to get through at least all your newest and some of your older ones.

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around
TonyaL
Snake Charmera
Quote by Green_Man
I am at 90,832 right now. I expect to get to Famous by the end of the year, surely.

I come to your page often try to check in with you as much as possible. Summer has been rough on me not here as much as I'd like.

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around
Guest
Lurker
I have only 11,668 views, but that is only for the period from 19 Sep 2016. Since I have deleted my account at least twice since I first signed up in 2011, I have absolutely no idea of the actual total. However, as an epidemiologist I am much more interested in rates rather than absolute numbers, and I have calculated that I am averaging 40 views per day, which compares quite favourably with Larry's average of 48 views per day, and is double Elizabeth's average of 20 views per day.

It would be interesting to see how any views I have received from each of my friends, but that is probably beyond the capabilities of the software.
adele
Weaver of Words
I have 125,846, which averages out to a bit over 54 per day for the time I have been here.