Buy Victorian House in Pasadena and land in Germany to build party Haus.
For myself and my boys? Season tickets in perpetuity to Mariners games. A second house on Vancouver Island, with funds set aside to again maintain the house in perpetuity.
The rest would be evenly divided between Planned Parenthood, Heifer International, and 22Kill.
Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!
My divorce and a house in the state of my choice. I'll get these with or without the lottery but it would sure be nice to expedite matters a bit.
Take my kids on a trip around the world.
Show them there is so much out there, so many amazing people and places, and
ensure they know there is more than one perspective for life on this planet.
Second big purchase would be a Tesla.
A years supply of Whitney Roberts, (aka 1nympholes)
Travel the world! And buy my dream house to come home to.
Obviously a big house is up there but the ABSOLUTE first thing I'm going to buy is a plane ticket to see the woman I love!
Pay off the house and get a small apartment in Tokyo and live well
A cabin in Montana, with river access and at least 100 acres.
Depends on the lottery.
A seven figure win? Probably ditch my Hondas and go for Jags or something. Then use the rest for travel (we've already got a nice retirement kitty saved up). Perhaps invest in some kind of time share plan that I can use to provide housing when I'm travelling.
More than that? Venture capital, baby. Find some tech geeks with a proper business plan and the next great idea and invest in their start-up.
2 Sex mansions in Monte Carlo and Hollywood.
Not a very exciting first purchase - there's an old, historic two-room school in my town where my wife and I attended third grade. It has sat vacant for the last thirty years or so. I'd love to buy and restore.
A loan to my mother so she can nail my assholr of a father in thier divorce which has seemingly gone on forever,then to buy back my childhood home back in Chicagoan suburbs
A new car. I love the new Mazda Miata
A very long trip somewhere not sure where though...
First would come a long charitable list, especially children's hospitals, homeless shelters, Habitat For Humanity, and others. Then a luxurious side-of-a-mountain cabin on as many acres as I could get.
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
I'd become a billionaire (I assume I'll win billions) of no fixed address, roaming the earth (comfortably) to see what I can see.
Don't believe everything that you read.
Pay off the mortgage and bills, then donate to a number of charities: humane society, cancer at the top of my list.
Purchase Victorian Home in Pasadena. Donate monies to sick babies and special kids/adults foundation but then again I might want to adopt them and take care of them w/ specialized helpers. I need very little to stay happy. Oh oh, have a death metal club and industrial club for elitist cause I'm tired of all ages clubs w/ killstar dressed kids.
A modest place to live, a special house for my dad who is exceptionally weak, a car, and set some aside as a nest egg. The rest I would give to the two people who care something about me, enough to make them set for life...then I would donate the rest.
For generations our ancestors fought proudly as warriors against the Jedi. Reclaim our armored past for an unending future.
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oh wait... the friend zone...
