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Worst actor / actress in Hollywood?

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How about Ashton Kutcher? He may have been funny on "That 70s Show" but he, in my opinion, is not a very good big screen actor.


I liked Ashton in Butterfly Effect and that movie he did with Amanda Peete. "This/that thing called love" I think it's called?


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As bad as they are, all those bad actors had good showing in some films...
Crowe was good in Gladiator
Cage was good in Face Off and Raising Arizona
Kutcher was good in Butterfly Effect (but that's about it)
Depp in the Pirates franchise

I saw a movie on IFC called Wristcutters the other day. I don't know who the actors/actresses were, but they were fantastic. Great movie with a bunch of no-bodies.
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I don't know who the actors/actresses were, but they were fantastic. Great movie with a bunch of no-bodies.


That happens sometimes on that channel.
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Robert Redford - hands down worst actor ever.
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Every once in awhile...even the best actors shit the bed.

I rest my case
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Every once in awhile...even the best actors shit the bed.

I rest my case


What the hell!

I've never even heard of that one. Looks hilarious.

I liked Robert Redford in most of his films. I can't remember many of them having said that.
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worst................................................................................. Best

Nicolas Cage ..... Stiff and uninspiring........................... Robert Deniro ..Convincing in any role
Cuba Gooding Jr..No black man i know crys that much....Al Pachino .......Super Actor
Paulie Shore........No words to express my disgust..........Denzel Washington.very versatile, Not enough credit.

dont have a pick for actresses
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I always thought Cuba's voice didn't fit him Too high pitched.
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I would be shot if a lot of my friends heard me say this, but Brad Pitt. I can't stand his movies!
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I agree. Very few he's been in that I've liked. And that was because there was someone else in it that carried him.
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worst Best

Nicolas Cage Stiff and uninspiring Robert Deniro Convincing in any role
Cuba Gooding Jr. No black man i know crys that much. Al Pachino Super Actor
Paulie Shore No words to express my disgust. Denzel Washington. very versatile, Not enough credit.

dont have a pick for actresses


I like your comment on Cuba Gooding Jr. I happen to like him, but the comment is funny.

As a side issue, men who cry in the movies might be an interesting topic.

I agree with your assessment of Paulie Shore. I don't think it could get much worse, there might be a few ties but Paulie Shore is pretty much the bottom of the barrel.

I like Denzel Washington and Al Pachino.
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I would be shot if a lot of my friends heard me say this, but Brad Pitt. I can't stand his movies!


I know a lot of people who feel that way but I really like him.

I though he was very good in Fight Club, Babel, Legends of the Fall, Se7en, and few others.
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Every once in awhile...even the best actors shit the bed.

I rest my case


That photo of Sean from Zardoz would make a great starting point for a very twisted story. Thanks for sharing.
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a few people mentioned Brad Pitt, actually i like Brad, loved him in Ocean 11 &12 and a few others.

but im really surprised no one has mentioned Tom Green or David Arquette.
these guys are of the same ilk as Paulie Shore, who let these guys on a movie set.
these bums couldnt get the leading role in a home movie of their birthday parties if I was shooting it.
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Katie Holmes.

Cute girl, at least before she became a stepford cyborg wife, but her screen presence is akin to a dj's record getting abruptbly ripped off the turntable. She nearly singlehandedly derailed both Batman Begins and Thank You For Smoking, two good movies with an unfortunate casting decision.
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these bums couldnt get the leading role in a home movie of their birthday parties if I was shooting it.


The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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a few people mentioned Brad Pitt, actually i like Brad, loved him in Ocean 11 &12 and a few others.

but im really surprised no one has mentioned Tom Green or David Arquette.
these guys are of the same ilk as Paulie Shore, who let these guys on a movie set.
these bums couldnt get the leading role in a home movie of their birthday parties if I was shooting it.


I totally agree with you on Tom and David. Although I can stomach David before Tom.

I liked the Oceans movies too but I think it was because Pitt was being carried by the other cast members.
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a few people mentioned Brad Pitt, actually i like Brad, loved him in Ocean 11 &12 and a few others.

but im really surprised no one has mentioned Tom Green or David Arquette.
these guys are of the same ilk as Paulie Shore, who let these guys on a movie set.
these bums couldnt get the leading role in a home movie of their birthday parties if I was shooting it.


Move over Paulie, Tom Green is taking over the bottom of the barrel.
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a few people mentioned Brad Pitt, actually i like Brad, loved him in Ocean 11 &12 and a few others.

but im really surprised no one has mentioned Tom Green or David Arquette.
these guys are of the same ilk as Paulie Shore, who let these guys on a movie set.
these bums couldnt get the leading role in a home movie of their birthday parties if I was shooting it.


I totally agree with you on Tom and David. Although I can stomach David before Tom.

I liked the Oceans movies too but I think it was because Pitt was being carried by the other cast members.


I take it you don't care for Brad Pitt.
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Pauly Shore? Who was the idiot that told him he could be in movies again?
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Jack Black. Nothing's worse than the guy who is kind of funny, but ruins it because of his belief that he's five times funnier than he is.
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Pauly Shore? Who was the idiot that told him he could be in movies again?


Probably his mother. She owns a big time comedy club where baby boy cut his teeth.
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I agree with you Lexy. He's slowly lost ground over the years and got worse.
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Pauly Shore? Who was the idiot that told him he could be in movies again?


Probably his mother. She owns a big time comedy club where baby boy cut his teeth.


Good point chef, but Mitzi did it reluctantly, what does that tell you, even his mother knew he was do do.
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Jack Black. Nothing's worse than the guy who is kind of funny, but ruins it because of his belief that he's five times funnier than he is.


Hi Lexy, Loved watching Jack Black in school of rock with my daugther, we enjoyed the movie.
hard to go wrong with a bunch of cute kids to help you out.
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Loved watching Jack Black in school of rock with my daugther, we enjoyed the movie.
hard to go wrong with a bunch of cute kids to help you out.


I liked that movie too, he was probably perfect for that role. But then I like everything Richard Linklater puts out.
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Jack Black. Nothing's worse than the guy who is kind of funny, but ruins it because of his belief that he's five times funnier than he is.


Hi Lexy, Loved watching Jack Black in school of rock with my daugther, we enjoyed the movie.
hard to go wrong with a bunch of cute kids to help you out.


Yeah, that movie was pretty good. I'd say School of Rock and High Fidelity are his high-water marks.

Year One...not so much.