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Last weekend my husband had beer on his mind so I gave him a tap on his head.
My dentst and manicurist fight tooth and nail.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Never give your uncle and anteater.
My dentst and manicurist fight tooth and nail.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Never give your uncle and anteater.
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
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The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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All good stuff.
I'm getting hungry, I'm gonna go eat myself!
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How 'bout two feet of snow?
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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The court jester was fond of exceedingly bad puns. All the courtiers and ladies complained loud and long to the king. Finally, the king had enough, and summoned the jester to his court.
"If,"said the King,"you do not stop making the horrible puns, I am going to order your execution."
"Well," replied the jester, "no noose is good news."
So they hanged him.
"If,"said the King,"you do not stop making the horrible puns, I am going to order your execution."
"Well," replied the jester, "no noose is good news."
So they hanged him.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Two guys were walking down a street. One guy walked into a bar, and the other one ducked
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I love this one! 
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