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Beffer
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The reason I started this thread is because a few months ago, I was shopping with a friend and I picked up this huge decorator pillow I liked at an upscale store, and just carried it around the store with me while my friend looked around. She never found anything she wanted, so we just walked out the door to the car, and when I handed the pillow to her to hold while I fished for my keys, she said: "Did you pay for that?" You should have seen my OMFG! moment! No one in the store looked twice at me, stopped me, or anything! I just walked out the door in front of everyone with this huge pillow in my arms, and no one said a word to me. Then I panicked, because I expected a police cruiser to pull up any second, but nothing... no consequences. Then I was going to go back in the store and tell them what I'd done absentmindedly, but my friend pointed out that if they found out who my parents were, it would probably wind up in the newspaper.

Happy ending: I went in and paid for it, and they were more embarrassed than I was that none of their security had spotted me! But it goes to show that if you just act normally, and walk out with an armful of merchandise like you own the place, no one will even question you. I wonder if I could go to the zoo and walk out with an elephant.
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Nothing that I can recall. I think the Catholic guilt would have consumed me. My girl friend left her panties in my truck, once and I did not return them...I considered it a gift! smile
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The reason I started this thread is because a few months ago, I was shopping with a friend and I picked up this huge decorator pillow I liked at an upscale store, and just carried it around the store with me while my friend looked around. She never found anything she wanted, so we just walked out the door to the car, and when I handed the pillow to her to hold while I fished for my keys, she said: "Did you pay for that?" You should have seen my OMFG! moment! No one in the store looked twice at me, stopped me, or anything! I just walked out the door in front of everyone with this huge pillow in my arms, and no one said a word to me. Then I panicked, because I expected a police cruiser to pull up any second, but nothing... no consequences. Then I was going to go back in the store and tell them what I'd done absentmindedly, but my friend pointed out that if they found out who my parents were, it would probably wind up in the newspaper.

Happy ending: I went in and paid for it, and they were more embarrassed than I was that none of their security had spotted me! But it goes to show that if you just act normally, and walk out with an armful of merchandise like you own the place, no one will even question you. I wonder if I could go to the zoo and walk out with an elephant.


I just remembered that I walked out of a Rite Aid with a pair of sunglasses on my head that I hadn't paid for. I regret to inform you that i did not go in and pay for them....

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aureliarosie
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Sweaters and hoodies from past boyfriends, but can you blame me? They're comfortable, haha!

... Although I've always given them back when I break up with them, so does that still count?
kylie_kained
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"I didn't steal anything your Honour I was framed, Honest!"
LYFBUZ
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Well I guess I was a bit of a delinquent although my thievery was more like borrowing...I ran with a bad crowd and it was more for the challenge of getting away with it that any material gain. I may have accidentally borrowed a few cars, I assisted builders in disposing of excess materials, and once relocated a full size stegosaurus replica to a more natural environment. I never got caught except once I got pulled over by the cops in a borrowed car but I talked my way out of that one. I was so poor I did steal food but c'mon; I had to eat...

In my favour its not like I ever stole anyone's weed...
Dancewithme
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I have tried to steal lots of kisses from attractive women I care a lot about. No material object I know of is desirable enough to me to steal.
HotWife4U
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My husband says I stole his heart. Hogwash, he sold it for a kiss.
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I've stolen many hearts.


Never stolen anything. No five finger purchase for me. Don't tell on me--my punk card will be revoked.
LaylaJune
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Colored pencils, when I was 5 or 6. They were SO PRETTY and there were SO MANY COLORS!! I couldn't decide; I wanted them all. So I took them. I have a vague recollection of my mother making me bring them back and apologize.
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I was hungry and broke once and stole crackers and cream cheese to eat. I paid the guy back a couple weeks later, when I had money again. He was unimpressed by my honesty. To put it mildly.
Cattywolf
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I was an accessory to crime when my mom walked out of a store with a cardboard box of twenty four generic sodas she accidentally left in the lower part of the cart. She checked the receipt and they weren't listed...we contemplated going back in for a minute...but they were only generic! I threw them in the trunk and we ran off like we did a bank heist. Whoops!
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Many years ago when my dad was out of work I took his truck and stole and sold diesel fuel from his work place. People in our area would buy it for their equipment or to use as heating oil for their homes. Later after when I got divorced I would steal food from where I worked to cook at home. Sorry for it now, but you do what you have to support family and yourself.
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Sweaters and hoodies from past boyfriends, but can you blame me? They're comfortable, haha!

... Although I've always given them back when I break up with them, so does that still count?


Somehow this strikes me as very sweet Aurelia. After all, you live in Canada where most days you need more than a hoodie to keep warm.
Didn't a single one of them offer to let you keep it in memory of the joy you both shared?
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
The reason I started this thread is because a few months ago, I was shopping with a friend and I picked up this huge decorator pillow I liked at an upscale store, and just carried it around the store with me while my friend looked around. She never found anything she wanted, so we just walked out the door to the car, and when I handed the pillow to her to hold while I fished for my keys, she said: "Did you pay for that?" You should have seen my OMFG! moment! No one in the store looked twice at me, stopped me, or anything! I just walked out the door in front of everyone with this huge pillow in my arms, and no one said a word to me. Then I panicked, because I expected a police cruiser to pull up any second, but nothing... no consequences. Then I was going to go back in the store and tell them what I'd done absentmindedly, but my friend pointed out that if they found out who my parents were, it would probably wind up in the newspaper.

Happy ending: I went in and paid for it, and they were more embarrassed than I was that none of their security had spotted me! But it goes to show that if you just act normally, and walk out with an armful of merchandise like you own the place, no one will even question you. I wonder if I could go to the zoo and walk out with an elephant.


I did that once when I was a kid, but it was a bottle of Coke. You're a better person than I am, though. I never went back to pay.

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Candy as a kid.
SereneProdigy
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I've practically never stolen anything, but...

I used to compulsively steal plastic fruits between the ages of 8-10. You read that right, the kind of shitty-looking fruits that department/furniture stores use to embellish their displays. I figured that it wasn't as bad as stealing items that were properly for sale, plus it quickly became a fun/addictive habit that my older sister mischievously challenged me to do. My mother only became aware of it near the end of my kleptomaniac career and actually found it way hilarious, haha.
HeraTeleia
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I have unfortunately never stolen anything with intent, ever. Had a rather fearful upbringing and even now am careful to carry items I intend to purchase in clear view. I can only claim to perhaps bringing home the odd pen or roll of bandaging tape with my work stuff.

Oddly, a big thing in my profession is stethoscopes--given that a good model (like a 3M Littmann Master Cardiology) can run into the hundreds of dollars, those commonly go missing. I had two (one a Littmann Cardiology III, one a Littmann Master Classic II) go missing before I bought a clue--now my work steths are all bright rose pink, with my name professionally laser engraved on the binaural yoke (tubing), and even the black Littmann Master Cardiology I keep in my "go bag" has my name similarly engraved in the same place. It's not just someone wandering off with the wrong stethoscope--it's patients who know that a steth can be resold on eBay, or even residents who can't yet afford a good steth and figure well, it's here and pocket it. Well, whatever you would call looping it around your neck.
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I have never stolen anything. I brought a pen home once from the doctors office but I took it back when I saw I had it.
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Only proof is a letter I saved which says I've stolen her heart.
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buncha pink stethoscopes...

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i'd like mine back when you're done with it. smile

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LYFBUZ
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Sprite's cat; she will be receiving a ransom note shortly. Hope she is good at selfies. oh and leave the boots on...
Poppet
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When I was about 11, I stole $5 from my step dad so I could buy something for my best friend for her birthday, I got grounded for two weeks. I never really got the thrill from stealing. My sister on the other hand has always had a five finger discount.