Okay, fellow campers, it's group hug time. (I said, hug, not gope). To get us all started toward more sharing and caring, everyone should share something from their past which everyone else will care less about. For instance:
1. I finished second in, tetherball, at Boy Scout capm one summer.
2. Back in high school, I fouled out of al basketball game--in the second quarter.
3. Once upon a time, I broke my nose while playing chess.
All right, now it's YOUR turn. (seitches off the sparkle machine and grabs a beer)
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
1. I used to be a Girl Scout....now stop laughing, please!
2. When I was a small child, I bit into a Butterfinger and my tooth came out. It somehow got washed down the drain when I tried to wash the chocolate off of it. Let me tell you, I was pissed that I didn't get that dollar!
3. My parents used to call me "Munchkin Monkey" because I was a small five year old who loved to climb on anything. (Trees, playground structures, people's shoulders...)
1. When I was a kid, I bit into a Little Debbie Star Crunch and lost a tooth.
2. Can't whistle to save my life.
3. Use to hate cheese when I was young.
One dental nightmare after another. Oh, the anguish and trauma.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Quote by Exakta66 When I was a baby I fell off the kitchen table...my parent left me on the table and I crawled off the edge...
OK...hey, what's your excuse pal???
That does explain a lot.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Quote by Exakta66 When I was a baby I fell off the kitchen table...my parent left me on the table and I crawled off the edge...
OK...hey, what's your excuse pal???
Quote by Lady_Lydia ...[gropes Rumple]...Now that's out of the way!:
1. I used to be a Girl Scout....now stop laughing, please!
2. When I was a small child, I bit into a Butterfinger and my tooth came out. It somehow got washed down the drain when I tried to wash the chocolate off of it. Let me tell you, I was pissed that I didn't get that dollar!
3. My parents used to call me "Munchkin Monkey" because I was a small five year old who loved to climb on anything. (Trees, playground structures, people's shoulders...)
I just had to read this again..."Munchkin Monkey"???...
I'm surprised you didn't use that as your Lush screen name...
1 I used to be a girl scout too.
2 I fell when i was younger and have a scar on my forehead.
3 When I was in high school my nick name was A.J.
4 When I was younger I swallowed a lose tooth.
Quote by Lady_Lydia ...[gropes Rumple]...Now that's out of the way!:
1. I used to be a Girl Scout....now stop laughing, please!
2. When I was a small child, I bit into a Butterfinger and my tooth came out. It somehow got washed down the drain when I tried to wash the chocolate off of it. Let me tell you, I was pissed that I didn't get that dollar!
3. My parents used to call me "Munchkin Monkey" because I was a small five year old who loved to climb on anything. (Trees, playground structures, people's shoulders...)
I just had to read this again..."Munchkin Monkey"???...
I'm surprised you didn't use that as your Lush screen name...
I knoooooooow! But then I might have been mistaken for a male and had offers on how to enlarge my penis.
I already have a dildo, thank you very much!
1. I walked in on my father and a blond with 32DD's when I was about 5, on that day my father decided that honesty is the best policy.
2. I was class captain all through primary and I hated it because the hat's we had the wear were stupid.
3. I stuck my gum on a teacher's pencil whom I didn't like and watched her blame it on another girl whom I also didn't like, killing two bird with one stone.jTrU5DyAt0gIT3IG
4. Ive slammed all my fingers in car doors on numerous occasions.
5. I turned vegetarian after seeing someone slaughter a chicken
6. I stopped believing in marriage or having children at 11.
1. I've been a vegetarian since college.
2. I studied classical piano and flute as a girl.
3. I have a terrible fear of driving despite being a suburban mom who sepnds half her time in the car.
4. I am the youngest of 5 kids.
5. My parents put me in thearpy in high school because my poetry was "too dark"
1. Despite having positively no talent, nor being able to hold any sort of note, I love to sing aloud to my favourite tunes;
2. I think board games are the most under-rated family fun thing to do ever;
3. It took me 3 attempts to pass my driving test;
4. I am the eldest of 5 kids;
5. I was milk monitor for my last 2 years in primary
That was fun!
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
2 I fell when i was younger and have a scar on my forehead.
3 When I was in high school my nick name was A.J.
Snap!
When I was younger I was tripped and hit my head of the corner of a stone wall and now have a small scar both on my eyebrow and eyelid and my friend now calls me A.J as theyre my initials
1. I had a hernia operation when I was 18 months and have a small half inch scar on my stomach
2. When I was little, my brother refused to let me play with him and his mates and one night my parents overheard in my sleep complaining, 'The boys wont let me play' ... (says it all really
3. When we got our kittens we called them Dave and Steve as we thought they were both boys. However, Steve turned into Stevie when we found out she was a girl and Dave disappeared a few years ago, never to be found
Quote by Birdie 2. I was a Girl Scout as well...and the top cookie sales girl for 5 years running.
Yeah, my mom would make me take the cookie order form EVERYWHERE before my aunt would steal it for a weekend. When she gave it back on Monday, it was filled with so many offers that my troop leader called me, asking for tips. I just told her to contact Maria, my aunt....who rocks.
I've had a broken heart at several times in my life, and broke a few myself.
I broke my left index finger at 8.
I broke my baby brother's collarbone at 13.
I broke my left ankle at 15.
I broke a guy's nose at 25.
I was wealthy at 27 and broke at 28.
I don't see a pattern.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I was a child model for a short while..I was in a pep store catalogue(giggles)
I don't know how to drive
I've only ever broken my little toe
I have a tomato phobia
Old Jerry Springer ain't got nuttin' on this crowd.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
1. I hiked 50 miles in roughly a 24 hour period when I was 11
2. At 14 I met a German girl at a teen club outing. I sat by the river all day waiting for the tour boat she said she would be on to go by so I could wave hi.
3. I was in the hospital at 6 for a fractured skull and got chewed out by the doctor for racing my wheel chair down the hall and locking the wheels thus leaving black marks on the floor.
4. I rode 60 miles about the city of Boston on the day I bought a new Bianchi bike, very expensive. On the way home at 3AM, I parked my bike, climbed up on the Boston University Bridge. While I sat contemplating life and the Charles River, a guy came by hopped on my bike and road away. That sucked big time.
5. In my 20s, I had a Thanksgiving dinner, cooked on a fireplace at a cabin with no electricity. After the meal everyone spontaneously started chanting, using spoons, hand claps or whatever to build a rhythm. It lasted a long time. My brother went outside, sat in the dark and listened to a rare human happening. I think you might compare it to a drum circle.
One of my most memborable experiences.... was in London with mum and sister and when looking for a place to have lunch, we came across Trafalgar Square packed full to the brim with people, sitting/standing anywhere they could. We got to the middle of the crowd, looked up to the giant screen and saw Kelly Holmes (British Olympic winner) was about to start her sprint (I forget which race)
Soon as she started everyone was shouting and cheering for her, us included and when she won the whole place just exploded with cheers, it was so amazing to be a small part of that giant crowd of people all united in cheering her on, will never forget it.
• I desperately wanted to be Selena and I made my grandpa buy me a karaoke machine, all her CD’s and listen to me for hours on end while I did my best to impersonate her.
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