TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
thats funny i can understand cat and she can understand me.(cant she?)
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I loved #9 and also add shirts or any other article of favorite clothing! Only women get that!
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You gotta have a nice pair of “fat jeans” for those days when you’re so bloated your skin glistens.. 
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bikini wax?
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#9 baffles poor hubby so....
on the other #6 does NOT apply to me at all....then again, having a father, uncle and a younger brother who all drive or drove racing cars might make me a bit different than most girls....although I did tell my brother that I could never drive a race car because his fireproof racing boots were blue, and his car is green white and black, and it just does not work! So #9 would come into play here!
on the other #6 does NOT apply to me at all....then again, having a father, uncle and a younger brother who all drive or drove racing cars might make me a bit different than most girls....although I did tell my brother that I could never drive a race car because his fireproof racing boots were blue, and his car is green white and black, and it just does not work! So #9 would come into play here!
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Number 9 should be higher up
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The mystery of number one and Women in general...."Interesting"
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I don't understand number 4 because of scientific reasons. Your hair is lifeless, and grows from your head, not from the tips.
Very simply, while it is technically lifeless the "trauma" of it being cut does in fact spur growth.
Holy hair stylists, I actually remembered something from a class that didn't have to do with my major!
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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lol im a women and half that stuff i don't understand.
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I know I am a Woman, but I do not understand any of them!
Especially an eyelash curler and other women.
*Doubles checks birth certificate.... gender... female
Especially an eyelash curler and other women.
*Doubles checks birth certificate.... gender... female
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Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
Your damn right about the other woment bit...educate me please!!!
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Lol I doubt it Whitney. I was talking to my grandparents yesterday on their 60th anniversary and they said they just reached a point of knowing each other ultimately. In a way that they finish each other's sentences and know each others feelings, and can feel each others heartbeat without contact. I asked them how they reached this point and they just simply smiled and said at the same time, "Time." After the initial freak out of them saying it at the same exact moment, it really made sense.
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Fat clothes are worn during that time of the month, laundry day and bumming around the house!
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Fat clothes are worn during that time of the month, laundry day and bumming around the house!
and for the holidays, cause really, when you're baking, you gotta sample it to make sure it's fit for company.
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