Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.

21 Nov 2018

Women

21 Nov 2018

Quote by Hotrod927
Women

oh..povero bambino!!! Don't worry. Women don't understand women either.

2 Dec 2018

Algebra. You may as well explain it in Chinese. Embarassed

2 Dec 2018

Why anyone would willingly support Tottenham Hotspur Nutbag

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

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And my latest poem, The Temptation.

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2 Dec 2018

Quote by kiera
Why anyone would willingly support Tottenham Hotspur

I wholeheartedly agree with you, and in a similar vein...……..

I don't understand why we cannot use the Y word to refer to their fans, when they actually use it about themselves - political correctness gone mad.

2 Dec 2018

Quote by Glasgowguy

I wholeheartedly agree with you, and in a similar vein...……..

I don't understand why we cannot use the Y word to refer to their fans, when they actually use it about themselves - political correctness gone mad.

You and me both mate dontknow

Why there are only 9 minutes left of the Merseyside Derby and it's still goalless *yawns*

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

3 Dec 2018

Quote by kiera

Why there are only 9 minutes left of the Merseyside Derby and it's still goalless *yawns*

So that we could score in the 96th minute .....
Good result for your boys against the scum - looked like a great game.

What I don't understand, no matter how often it is explained is - how anyone with half a brain and the internet can be religious. Any kind of religious. Any kind at all.

9 Dec 2018

Math, such as long divison, algebra, calculus, hell even converting some things from fractions to decimals in different units such as metric. There is a reason I have calculator with me, I suck at math lol.

14 Dec 2018

The off-side rule in football, and why cricket is supposed to be fun How can you play a game for 4 or 5 days and still have a draw?

14 Dec 2018

Quote by Softie
Math, such as long divison, algebra, calculus, hell even converting some things from fractions to decimals in different units such as metric. There is a reason I have calculator with me, I suck at math lol.

Ditto!

4 Feb 2020

Why so many people think it is alright to drive faster than the speed limit.

4 Feb 2020

Quote by marie5555
The off-side rule in football, and why cricket is supposed to be fun How can you play a game for 4 or 5 days and still have a draw?

I finally understand the offside rule, but it took a long, long time. The only way cricket is fun is if you are watching the locals play on the village green on a Sunday. Take a book.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

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The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

6 Feb 2020

Math and sports...

I'd love you to check out my latest

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-summer-of-the-tentacle-.aspx

8 Feb 2020

Still dont understand how Trump became POTUS lol

11 Feb 2020

I agree with a few about Math! It’s extremely frustrating and I just can not understand how A and B sometimes equals C ... I just think we should only use numbers in math ???

12 Feb 2020

Women..

12 Feb 2020

How it can rain for days on end, pouring down constantly, literally tons and tons of water. How does all that water manage to get up in the sky and stay there, defying gravity til it falls on my part of the world? dontknow

I mean, I've read all the scientific reasons and explanations for it, but I think they're just making shit up because they don't know either. scratch

12 Feb 2020

Quote by hidden_agenda73
Why so many people think it is alright to drive faster than the speed limit.

speed limits are merely a suggested speed. angel7

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

12 Feb 2020

Quote by sprite

speed limits are merely a suggested speed.

Why would that not surprise me, coming from you?

12 Feb 2020

Why did my two (2) ex-wives marry me in the first place.

Both of them didn't want to indulge in marital intimacy.

Then only to divorce me and try to take me for everything.

Then go and shack up with their current lesbian lover(s).

Why couldn't they just do a 'Thelma and Louise' and rob a bank.

12 Feb 2020

Why people waste their time und money to attend a film at the theatre,
when they're constantly playing on their phone und can't seem to shut up?

Yes, friends have explained them to me,...they're self-important morons,
but I still don't get it...

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12 Feb 2020

Quote by Ivanka
Why people waste their time und money to attend a film at the theatre when they're constantly playing on their phone und can't seem to shut up?
Yes, friends have explained them to me,...they're self-important morons, but I still don't get it...

I think that's "just one of those girl things", you wouldn't understand.

12 Feb 2020

Quote by Magical_felix

I think that's "just one of those girl things", you wouldn't understand.

I'm fairly sure you would though...Who ist Jacqueline Felicia _???_?

I like your stories ya posted other places as well...2008-2009?
Sorry, but it isn't working for you anymore?

Und your insults have never hurt me
or affected my friendships here.
It continues to confirm what many others already think of you though.

I mean really? You've never thought even once that quite many others here
(who you've also shown such irrelevant interest) also or cam together?...Hmmm...Interesting. Think

Ya definitely need to at least think up new insults occasionally, you tried to use your same "BAG-O-BS" on them as well... coffee

Und I was thinking you're always so...hmmm...profess "-ively" witty?

So are you a friendly forum stalker today...
or simply having another unproductive, unfulfilled, emotional day? Boo hoo!

Thanks for going out of your way to say Hallo to me again though.
I'll add this one to my screenshot collection as well,...und not worry ok?
I'll be sure to share it with everyone else here on
who ist also fond of your fishy forum oratory.
Maybe we can sometime in the future throw you a wingdingy awesome picture post roasting...with Lush's permission of course.
Sound like fun?

Have an extremely pleasant day und not forget your meds?... icon_smile

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13 Feb 2020

Quote by Ivanka

I'm fairly sure you would though...Who ist Jacqueline Felicia _???_?

I like your stories ya posted other places as well...2008-2009?
Sorry, but it isn't working for you anymore? Und your insults have never hurt me
or affected my friendships here.
It continues to confirm what many others already think of you though.

I mean really? You've never thought even once that quite many others here
(who you've also shown such irrelevant interest) also or cam together?...Hmmm...Interesting.

Ya definitely need to at least think up new insults occasionally, you tried to use your same "BAG-O-BS" on them as well...

Und I was thinking you're always so...hmmm...profess "-ively" witty?

So are you a friendly forum stalker today...
or simply having another unproductive, unfulfilled, emotional day?

Thanks for going out of your way to say Hallo to me again though.
I'll add this one to my screenshot collection as well,...und not worry ok?
I'll be sure to share it with everyone else here on
who ist also fond of your fishy forum oratory.
Maybe we can sometime in the future throw you a wingdingy awesome picture post roasting...with Lush's permission of course.
Sound like fun?

Have an extremely pleasant day und not forget your meds?...

I was just saying because you're a woman and not a girl... It was a compliment.

What did you think I meant? Geez...

18 Feb 2020

I get it no need for all of that

18 Feb 2020

I get it no need for all of that

27 Feb 2020

Support for Trump.

28 Feb 2020

Quote by Beffer
Support for Trump.

I don’t understand that either!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

29 Feb 2020

Any of the fantasy games, board games, video games, etc. Dungeons & Dragons, WarCraft, etc. My Cousin tries to explain to me. It just makes my head spin. lol

Are you sure?