how many times do you think you can blow me off before i cut you loose. hint: its 1. dick shit.
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
People in my neighborhood that don't keep their pets tied/chained up. There are several. Down the street about five houses down a woman owns six little ankle biters and she let's them out to pee/poop in everyone's yard. I've asked politely, I've threatened the police and animal control All I get is smoke blown up my ass about it. Apologies and yes ma'am all over the place but it continues to happen.
Then yesterday a man child let his pit bull loose and it went under my house after a stray cat. He said, well ma'am it's a huntin dawg. I don't give a shit if it Jesus Christ! Keep the damn thing on a leash! The cacophony of noises was unbearable!
Sprite: I love this post. Do you watch Delocated on Adult Swim? There was an episode with an actual Rage Cage...hilarious. Also...I can't stand people who run across the street, but then slow the fuck down halfway across so I still have to stop...I also can't stand people at work who rephrase their questions when they don't like my answer. The answer is still go fuck yourself.
I just learned we're not supposed to be profane. Sorry!
Dear Bitch,
Just wanted to let you know that the world doesn't evolve around you. And that you don't look as amazing as you think. Your breasts are non-existent and you have a flat ass. Your voice is like a screeching mad cat and you ought to go bald instead of have a raccoon on your head. There's no need to act like you are superior because you're not. If I see you walk by me again and pass a remark and say that I'm fat again, I swear, I WILL NOT refrain from shoving you down my toilet and then skin you alive. Be nice to me and my family and I'll spare your life.
Sincerely, the Bitch exterminator.
I think I am invisible. Not one person in the whole of town moved aside for me today, forcing me to walk around them as they walked three-abreast (not boobies!) on the pavement or thundered towards me or sauntered into me. Seriously, is it too much to even say thank you when I nearly get run over by a van because you wouldn't move? And the lorry? AND the fizzin' bus?
And to the man shopping with his missus that did a huge fart as he walked past me, you DESERVE to have your wife nag you, and I hope you followed-through, you bastard.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Dear Death,
Quit taking our musicians! The world is tough enough with all the greed and injustice for fucks sake. Take the corrupt politicians instead. This is simply not acceptable anymore.
Fuck!
Your past history and all of your hurts are no longer here in your physical reality. Don't allow them to be here in your mind, muddying your present moments. Your life is like a play with several acts. Some of the characters who enter have short roles to play, others, much longer. But all are necessary, otherwise they wouldn't be in the play. Embrace them all, and move on to the next act.
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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
I feel really stupid..
I said something I did not mean to a fellow Lushie...
I said I am sorry, three times... but ???
Kinkygirl... I am sorry!
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So fucking embarrassing!! this fucktard we have for a "president" cant even manage to make our airports safe, so why do we still think that he can make our country safe? i so wish that he is as sick as the news are saying!!!
Christ that could be scary.
You all need to chill the hell out. I haven't raged since 2008.
I'm going to live a bit longer. I might buy a whore or something and celebrate.
Hopefully, she won't be married or have genital warts or something catchy.
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
SO PISSED that I had an accident last week grrrrrr. (8 weeks till I can get the cast off and ditch the crutches)
IDGAF if the kindergarten teacher in my son's school is gay. He's not a , he's gay. There's a difference.
Do you think your going to "catch" it? Maybe it's contagious! You dim-witted fucks.
You're just a bunch of judgmental assholes that try to shove your way of life down everyone's throat.
Take your bible-thumping elsewhere...
When you can follow the ten commandments, I might have a discussion with you. Until then, keep your fkn hands off my ass or I'm going to tell your wife's friends. (They're not as stupid as she is-which isn't saying much)
Its called the I...N...T...E...R...N...E...T... use it... then I won't catch you trying to rub one out in the video store while I browse.
Take your gay-bashing elsewhere...
That lesbian porn you love to look at while rubbing one out, is in the GAY section of the video store. You stupid prick.
And take your racist, bigoted, small-minded attitude and shove it so far up your wife's ass she'll shit bricks for your trailer to sit on.
Just because your too fkn lazy to run the local 7/11 doesn't mean the nice Sri Lankan couple that DOES run it and provides the local kids with jobs, deserves your hatred.
This is the 21st century. Deal with it.
Guns serve a purpose. To keep your redneck ass off my property and out of my face. UGH!!!
FFS! She's been away for 1 1/2 weeks and the first thing she says after "I'm desperate for the toilet" is "Why have you slicked your hair back like that?" Not, "Hello, how are you doing?" or "Thank you for cleaning the house and doing the gardening." No. It's about my HAIR. I JUST GOT OUT OF THE FECKIN' SHOWER! I HAVE SLICKED IT BACK SO IT ISN'T IN MY FACE! I DON'T HAVE A FELLA, SO I HAVE NOBODY WITH WHOM TO MAKE YOU GRANDCHILDREN, AND I HAVE NO DESIRE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ANY SO THAT YOU WILL HAVE NO OPPORTUNITY TO ASK ME WHY I NAMED THEM DAISY AND FRED, AND WHY I MAKE THEM HAVE FUNKY HAIR UNTIL THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO CHOOSE WHATEVER THEY WANT WITHOUT FEAR OF NAGGING, SO I HAVE NO NEED TO MAKE MY HAIR LOOK ATTRACTIVE IN YOUR EYES BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A FIZZIN' TOSS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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I had a photo-shoot today and the set director was a complete unrealistic pushover ass-wipe who was acting like a complete diva the entire time. He got a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot without a handicap permit, so that kind of lightened my mood. But seriously, you cannot rush or demand anything aesthetic. It has to come naturally... Fucking jerk!
IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME WANKING (HOW THE FUDGE DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH STAMINA ANYWAY?!?), AND MORE TIME WITH A SPELL-CHECKER, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IT'S
