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The Do's and Dont's Of Having sex ?

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Just thought it would be interesting to get opinions on what men and women alike
should never do and always do in Bed e.g If over 300lbs do not leave the light on (only joking)
1st Topic lol
HaTe
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I tried anal sex once and will never do it again. OUCH!
I dont mind a bit of thrusting but dont put your hand on the top of my head and push down when I'm sucking you off.... big NO!!
Indeed I don't like a forcing hand on my head while Im doing something I enjoy.
It feels more like the man is trying to kill you than to get pleasure. (Just ask to get in deeper and it will be eventually.)
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I dont mind a bit of thrusting but dont put your hand on the top of my head and push down when I'm sucking you off.... big NO!!


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DO tell me when you're about to cum
DON'T then assume I want to wear it on my face- ask first!
Do use astroglide when going anal.
Do not ask, 'Are you done?'
Do swallow.
DON'T try to force her, I agree, let me, er, have my head as it were and I'll take very good care of you, I promise.
DON'T leap into bed without checking with your partner first! (see my true story)
DON'T smirk if your partner does something dorky, you may piss her off. One night early in the relationship I had bought a new outfit at Victoria's Secret and was excited to wear it for him. I put it on and presented myself as seductively as I could. He pointed and laughed because while I had the outfit just right, the tube socks I'd neglected to remove sort of lessened the impact. His smartass behavior led to a rapid dismissal from my bedroom. Sadly, I was weak. While I attempted to make him sleep on the couch, I lasted a whole 30 minutes before I ravaged him on the couch, however, he learned not to laugh at me at certain times.
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I tried anal sex once and will never do it again. OUCH!


I don't mind anal, just warn me before you stick it in there
After attempting in vain to gain entry, DON'T coyly ask, "Oh were you not ready?"

DO help me get ready, and not just a few licks before you say, "It's my turn".

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Thnx every1 the info given will be used wisely lol
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It is only fun but you both must be ready for it!!!!!
Carpe Diem

Red out
DO caress.
DON'T stop loving.
Don't just lay there as if you are paralysed. Only exception is the paralyse from pleasure. If that's the case don't forget the sounds.

Do tell how you feel about what I do. Encourage or stop, or change the flow of the river!

Don't, Don't DO NOT EVER TRY TO PUT THAT FINGER INTO MY ANUS! I will break it and improvise it as a vibrator for yourself so that you can please yourself in the dark 3 feet cube hole I bury you in for the rest of your life... Wow... Is that really me? Ok.. Calming... Just... dont even take it close.

Don't change your voice and act like a child.

Do rake my back with your nails when you feel like. It's in fact a pride to carry those scars. And bite too. Not extremely hard, but not just landing teeth either.
Don't, Don't DO NOT EVER TRY TO PUT THAT FINGER INTO MY ANUS!


No matter what the women's magazines say, ok?

Thank you.
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Don't just lay there as if you are paralysed. Only exception is the paralyse from pleasure. If that's the case don't forget the sounds.

Do tell how you feel about what I do. Encourage or stop, or change the flow of the river!

Don't, Don't DO NOT EVER TRY TO PUT THAT FINGER INTO MY ANUS! I will break it and improvise it as a vibrator for yourself so that you can please yourself in the dark 3 feet cube hole I bury you in for the rest of your life... Wow... Is that really me? Ok.. Calming... Just... dont even take it close.

Don't change your voice and act like a child.

Do rake my back with your nails when you feel like. It's in fact a pride to carry those scars. And bite too. Not extremely hard, but not just landing teeth either.


Welcome back, sweety.
I missed you.
Why so force full, it's just a finger... *giggle* wait I'll use this big stick instead! (just kidding hun.)
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Do not ask, 'Are you done?'


If I was done, you wouldn't have to ask! You would know by my animalistic screams or terrifying bites of the pillow!
Do:
- Encourage me when I do something right (most women don't come with a user's manual).
- Look me in the eyes when you are aroused.
- Feel free to make noises; it's a turn-on for me as well.

Don't:
- Switch positions every two minutes; if it's working for you, then savor it.
- Wring my member like a washcloth (either during or after).
- Be afraid to sweat; it's extraordinarily sexy.
- Worry about whether I'm enjoying it; I promise you I am.

Oh, and I second the finger thing as well - it's highly overrated.
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Remember "no" can mean "yes". And "yes" can mean "no" or more likely "if I must"

It's important a guy gets the right meanings - don't just guess. It's very simple.

"ooh no" Would be a definate "yes"

"NO" - is "no". But try again harder because it could be a "Yes NO" and not a "No NO"

"NO NO NO" - Is definately "no" - Please respect that.

See how easy it is. There's no excuse. (that means no).
Absolutely, Steff.
anal is fun
[wife likes it take my time lick hole if needed
never hurt ,
making love is great]
fcukgin is awesome
Always make each other cum like crazy and anything goes to get there consenting adults can do ANYTHING!
Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
no farting while we are going down on you...
never ever call someone elses name out
Quote by MMonroe
I dont mind a bit of thrusting but dont put your hand on the top of my head and push down when I'm sucking you off.... big NO!!



I'm the exact opposit love a good face fuck grab my hair or head and give it to me. Try relaxing and submitting once don't resist and you might just fine it a HUGE turn on. Something new to try.
Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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Remember "no" can mean "yes". And "yes" can mean "no" or more likely "if I must"

It's important a guy gets the right meanings - don't just guess. It's very simple.

"ooh no" Would be a definate "yes"

"NO" - is "no". But try again harder because it could be a "Yes NO" and not a "No NO"

"NO NO NO" - Is definately "no" - Please respect that.

See how easy it is. There's no excuse. (that means no).



WOW a guy has to choose between all those variables and figure out which one is the real intent? Holy crap I think this might by why some guys think women are a little nuts! LOL Say it plain to your man and you'll get exactly what you want that's my motto. I find they follow instructions much better if they are clearly defined.
Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
If all you REALLY want to do is 'snuggle' then JUST snuggle because if you wrap your fingers around the beastie and wake him up then he is going to WANT tyo be fed
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