Tell me a secret and I'll promise not to tell....

24 Nov 2010

Lovely Lush Ladies and Gents.

I'm a little new to the site and want to find out more about my fellow members

so I invite you to share a secret. something not many people (if any) know about you.

doesn't have to be personal, just anything that you want to get off your chest.

I'll start.....
I have a phobia of being inside garden sheds,
I lied to my boyfriend about being a virgin (and i don't know why!)
I used to have a drug problem

Now it's your turn......
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox welcomes

24 Nov 2010

I also lied to my first boyfriend. I told him i wasnt a virgin. To this day he doesnt know.
I also didnt tell the first guy i gave a blowjob to that i'd never done it before.

24 Nov 2010

I didn't lie to the first guy, I just never mentioned it. Possibly it may have been somewhat enjoyable had he known. He turned out to be an ass, so probably not.

25 Nov 2010

I tore my sisters prom dress when I was 16 years old. It was hers from the year before. It was hanging in the closet and I couldn't resist trying it on.

25 Nov 2010

I am totally enamoured of a co-worker...ssshhhh!

25 Nov 2010

My secret... I'm worried about the changes here at my work.

25 Nov 2010

I have a phobia of worms and butterflies

25 Nov 2010

I don't have a t.v liscence just recently - I got fed up of rubbish t.v and I found out I could still watch dvd's and play the Wii, so I thought stuff it I'm not re-newing it. But everytime someone says to me did you catch the news on tv about such and such - I feel embarrased to say I don't watch any tv programmes and I actually love it without them.

25 Nov 2010

I'm on a witness protection program.

25 Nov 2010

I once ragdolled a man's girlfriend, on his rotating bed, while being filmed by his Super 8mm video camera...while he sat in a recliner some ten feet away trying to masturbate his limp mechanism.

He was also 6'5" tall, 240 pounds and dressed up to resemble Lil Orphan Annie, complete with plaid skirt, flaming orange - curly locked wig, manssiere, white thigh high lace stockings, facial rouge, lipstick, eyeliner, painted nails and some darling size 13, three inch platform - black patent leather shoes with nifty gold buckles.

He had that look down cold.

He was also quite possibly one of my upper vice presidents in the very large fortune 100 company we both toiled for, at the time. He divulged his identity to me, I gave him a fake name and phony employer.

I gave her...everything else.

Ahhh, the memories.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

25 Nov 2010

Quote by WellMadeMale
I once ragdolled a man's girlfriend, on his rotating bed, while being filmed by his Super 8mm video camera...while he sat in a recliner some ten feet away trying to masturbate his limp mechanism.

He was also 6'5" tall, 240 pounds and dressed up to resemble Lil Orphan Annie, complete with plaid skirt, flaming orange - curly locked wig, manssiere, white thigh high lace stockings, facial rouge, lipstick, eyeliner, painted nails and some darling size 13, three inch platform - black patent leather shoes with nifty gold buckles.

He had that look down cold.

He was also quite possibly one of my upper vice presidents in the very large fortune 100 company we both toiled for, at the time. He divulged his identity to me, I gave him a fake name and phony employer.

I gave her...everything else.

Ahhh, the memories.

wow, that's really something. My mouth is open =d>

25 Nov 2010

Got my heart broken and acted like it didnt bother me.. but after, i cried all night....

26 Nov 2010

I sold my eternity ring, that my first husband gave me when our daughter was born, to a pawnshop in order to buy a oneway ticket to England for my soon-to-be ex-husband (my second mistake).

Glad he's gone, but I did love those diamonds around that platinum band .... it was beautiful.

Van

26 Nov 2010

I was engaged to be married at 19. We never made it to the alter. I kept the ring.
I can't swim.
In HS i gave a guy a blow job as revenge because his g/f used to bully me - not once, but 3 different times.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

26 Nov 2010

I saw my next door neighbors get robbed when I was 12. I was outside and saw the whole thing. They threatened me if I told anyone, so I didn't.

26 Nov 2010

I get EXTREMELY EXTREMELY home sick!

I use to cry a lot as a child, in the middle of the night for no reason. It wasn't a loud cry, my mom tells me, just more of tears coming out of my eyes when I would be sleeping.

I love to sleep, not because I'm lazy, but because I dream often! It's the only place I feel at peace.

26 Nov 2010

Quote by MMonroe
I also lied to my first boyfriend about being a virgin. To this day he doesnt know.
I also didnt tell the first guy i gave a blowjob to that i'd never done it before.

I did the opposite. I told my first boyfriend that I wasn't a virgin. I wanted him to think I was experienced.

26 Nov 2010

I once tagged my ex-wife's sister, while her husband was asleep in the room next door - He was my boss at the time (dick-head) and my marriage was already on the rocks. Ended up having a full-blown affair with her after my divorce ...and had to find a new job.

26 Nov 2010

Quote by Conny-sure
I once tagged my ex-wife's sister, while her husband was asleep in the room next door - He was my boss at the time (dick-head) and my marriage was already on the rocks. Ended up having a full-blown affair with her after my divorce ...and had to find a new job.

and when are we expecting your adventure to be penned into a story for us to read, review and drool over??

Van

26 Nov 2010

I still use my daughter as an excuse to feed my need to watch 'Sponge Bob' on the telly. That show cracks me up!!

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

26 Nov 2010

I don't speak to my mother. It's been almost 4 years and I highly doubt we will ever speak again.

26 Nov 2010

Quote by sprite
I was engaged to be married at 19. We never made it to the alter. I kept the ring.
I can't swim.
In HS i gave a guy a blow job as revenge because his g/f used to bully me - not once, but 3 different times.

So, if I can get my sig. other to bully you... does that mean.........

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates

26 Nov 2010

I have a phobia with bugs/bees/wasps/spiders..... been known to squeal like a girl when they are around/on me

26 Nov 2010

My daughter has never met her father. If asked I will admit that but I don't usually bring it up.

26 Nov 2010

I hate the town that I live in.... it's full of racist, rude, ignorant, prejudiced, homophobic assholes. Ha... homophobic assholes... is that an oxymoron?

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates

26 Nov 2010

Quote by lafayettemister
I hate the town that I live in.... it's full of racist, rude, ignorant, prejudiced, homophobic assholes. Ha... homophobic assholes... is that an oxymoron?

sorry about the town but that made me smile xoxox

26 Nov 2010

I got at 16 by my ex-boyfriend's cousin because I wouldn't sleep with him.

I got knocked up by a guy when I was 18, he was 33. I miscarried two days before Christmas 2000.

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26 Nov 2010

I'm worried what will happen to the dog of an elderly person I care for, he asked me the other day would I take him on when he dies. This man doesn't have family and I'm the only person that walks this dog.
Of course I would take the dog! But I'm still scared for the man when that time comes!

26 Nov 2010

Quote by SweetPenny
Quote by MMonroe
I also lied to my first boyfriend about being a virgin. To this day he doesnt know.
I also didnt tell the first guy i gave a blowjob to that i'd never done it before.

I did the opposite. I told my first boyfriend that I wasn't a virgin. I wanted him to think I was experienced.

Thats what I meant, i told him i wasnt a virgin

27 Nov 2010

Quote by lafayettemister
Quote by sprite
I was engaged to be married at 19. We never made it to the alter. I kept the ring.
I can't swim.
In HS i gave a guy a blow job as revenge because his g/f used to bully me - not once, but 3 different times.

So, if I can get my sig. other to bully you... does that mean.........

talk about a win-win situation! you get a blow job and... oh, wait, i get my lunch money stolen... damn! i KNEW there was a catch! smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.