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So Rolf Harris just got jailed for 5 years and 9 months...

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Prolly a math teacher. I'm just sayin'.


And it's MATHS not MATH....
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Perhaps he should've been forced to use his £11 million pound fortune to compensate the victims in some way.

Five odd years in prison, at his age, is similar to a 84 year old being sent to a nursing home. His daughter will inherit his fortune, she has no plans to help the victims.

His daughter is the ideal person to help the victims; she's female, and was once a child!....
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Perhaps he should've been forced to use his £11 million pound fortune to compensate the victims in some way.

Five odd years in prison, at his age, is similar to a 84 year old being sent to a nursing home. His daughter will inherit his fortune, she has no plans to help the victims.

His daughter is the ideal person to help the victims; she's female, and was once a child!....




It may well be that her inheritance will be HER compensation for what she will go through being his daughter after all that he has done! It's a shame that these victims have not stepped forward sooner - then he would not have been able to live the life that he has lived, and some may not have ended up as victims.
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It may well be that her inheritance will be HER compensation for what she will go through being his daughter after all that he has done! It's a shame that these victims have not stepped forward sooner - then he would not have been able to live the life that he has lived, and some may not have ended up as victims.


I hear what you're saying, hun. She'll have £11 million to cushion the blow. The other victims will just have horrid memories...
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I'm sorry, but aren't we all avoiding another issue on this thread?

Apparently, A FUCKING GOAT ESCAPED!

(Am I the ONLY person here who READS whole threads!)

I didn't even know we HAD a goat. I wonder why he wanted to escape? I HOPE nobody here was nasty to our goat! Do we know HOW he escaped? Was it a tunnel he dug or did he make it over the wall? I bet it was like Shawshank Redemtion except he had a poster of a cute Lady Goat in his room!

Anyway...

Are we getting a new goat, is my question?

xx Steph

OMG! I just had a horrible thought! You don't suppose the Literotica people KIDNAPPED OUR goat! That's just the kind of thing they'd do! And none of you got the kidnap joke. I'm wasted here.

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I'm sorry, but aren't we all avoiding another issue on this thread?

Apparently, A FUCKING GOAT ESCAPED!

(Am I the ONLY person here who READS whole threads!)

I didn't even know we HAD a goat. I wonder why he wanted to escape? I HOPE nobody here was nasty to our goat! Do we know HOW he escaped? Was it a tunnel he dug or did he make it over the wall? I bet it was like Shawshank Redemtion except he had a poster of a cute Lady Goat in his room!

Anyway...

Are we getting a new goat, is my question?

xx Steph



nah, you are not, quite few of us read the whole threads, but not many of us care for goats though I am sure we will get new one, rumors goes that Nicola already ordered new
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I'm sorry, but aren't we all avoiding another issue on this thread?

Apparently, A FUCKING GOAT ESCAPED!

(Am I the ONLY person here who READS whole threads!)

I didn't even know we HAD a goat. I wonder why he wanted to escape? I HOPE nobody here was nasty to our goat! Do we know HOW he escaped? Was it a tunnel he dug or did he make it over the wall? I bet it was like Shawshank Redemtion except he had a poster of a cute Lady Goat in his room!

Anyway...

Are we getting a new goat, is my question?

xx Steph

OMG! I just had a horrible thought! You don't suppose the Literotica people KIDNAPPED OUR goat! That's just the kind of thing they'd do! And none of you got the kidnap joke. I'm wasted here.

Nicola: "You're certainly wasted, Fruitbat..."


Got your back, Steph. I officially offer to donate one of my two pygmy goats to Lush. She won't escape, she's an indoor goat...and yes, I wish I were making that bit up.
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The Great Escape

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Sick fuck. Hang the bastard or castrate him. Wanna bet in five years he will be right back at it? Child molesters can't be cured. When my son was three a pervert exposed himself to my boy in a Sears restroom. I beat the ass hole to a bloody pulp. I bet he will think twice about doing that again.
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It's a good job that the 'fucking goat' did escape; I can envisage that being fucked too!...
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Coming to HsTeacher's defense, some people that pulled her up on her spelling should have a look at their replies and fix up their errors first. Let those without sin cast the first stone comes to mind.

I believe they are going to start a class action against Rolf so Bindi may not get her 11 million pounds after all, a good chunk of it will line the pockets of lawyers.
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The fact is he is likely at 84 to die as a result of incarceration. There is a very high mortality rate associated with abrupt changes in lifestyle in late life. for example when a long term psychogeriatric ward closed at a hospital in southern England 20 people were moved into a nursing home. 8 of them died within six weeks. Entering a prison is an enormous psychological shock. even if they put him in an Open Prison it won't be for a while, and it would not surprise me one bit to hear he is dead within a few months. These opinions are based on professional experience as a medic and a lawyer.
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Coming to HsTeacher's defense, some people that pulled her up on her spelling should have a look at their replies and fix up their errors first. Let those without sin cast the first stone comes to mind.

I believe they are going to start a class action against Rolf so Bindi may not get her 11 million pounds after all, a good chunk of it will line the pockets of lawyers.

If you're talking about my reply, the sarcasm has gone over your head.
As regards Bindi, she's likely to die before her husband, the daughter is more likely to inherit.
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If you're talking about my reply, the sarcasm has gone over your head.
As regards Bindi, she's likely to die before her husband, the daughter is more likely to inherit.



Not too sure of your post here DPW....... Bindi is only 50 and has a son, her husband craig is 46. She is more likely to pick up the inheritance although this is not the thread subject.
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Not too sure of your post here DPW....... Bindi is only 50 and has a son, her husband craig is 46. She is more likely to pick up the inheritance although this is not the thread subject.

Sorry, I got my names mixed up, I meant Alwen.
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If you're talking about my reply, the sarcasm has gone over your head.
As regards Bindi, she's likely to die before her husband, the daughter is more likely to inherit.


Firstly, I was not having a shot at you as I didn't come across any mistakes in your item. Maybe your sarcasm did go over my head as I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Secondly, Bindi is Rolf's daughter so I'm not sure what you mean. Is she ill?
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Yeah it does. She is a smart person and an attractive woman. You need to stop bullying people, you e-thug.

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Well done sir. You rose above the pettiness.


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I'm sorry, but aren't we all avoiding another issue on this thread?

Apparently, A FUCKING GOAT ESCAPED!

(Am I the ONLY person here who READS whole threads!)

I didn't even know we HAD a goat. I wonder why he wanted to escape? I HOPE nobody here was nasty to our goat! Do we know HOW he escaped? Was it a tunnel he dug or did he make it over the wall? I bet it was like Shawshank Redemtion except he had a poster of a cute Lady Goat in his room!

Anyway...

Are we getting a new goat, is my question?

xx Steph

OMG! I just had a horrible thought! You don't suppose the Literotica people KIDNAPPED OUR goat! That's just the kind of thing they'd do! And none of you got the kidnap joke. I'm wasted here.

Nicola: "You're certainly wasted, Fruitbat..."


Now, this is some dumb shit. I could over look this if it weren't for your lame attempt to take a jab at another. Oh look at me, I say something witty so that makes me witty--stupid.
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You guys are ass holes for making me be nice. I feel like punching someone right now.
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HeraTeleia, it has nothing to do with you. I just don't like seeing people picked on. Sometimes I have to play the good guy. Hey, you said don't message you, so I haven'th You wanted to tell me about your kids and I never gave you the chance. If you had not told me to stop messaging you, I most likely would have let you tell me about your kids. A girl tells me to walk on well that's what I do. And a shame it is, I would have listened and empathized with with everthing you said. Now let me be. On a bright note you will always be able to read my loveable forum posts and think fond thoughts of how we coud have shared great innocence moments of friendship with one another.
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Nice reference!

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HeraTeleia, it has nothing to do with you. I just don't like seeing people picked on. Sometimes I have to play the good guy. Hey, you said don't message you, so I haven'th You wanted to tell me about your kids and I never gave you the chance. If you had not told me to stop messaging you, I most likely would have let you tell me about your kids. A girl tells me to walk on well that's what I do. And a shame it is, I would have listened and empathized with with everthing you said. Now let me be. On a bright note you will always be able to read my loveable forum posts and think fond thoughts of how we coud have shared great innocence moments of friendship with one another.


Sometimes I just can't be arsed...

xx Steph

(I mean I COULD... But I just can't...)

On a bright note, here's a tip... Don't talk, especially in public, in fact don't even REFERENCE anyone's kids...

Remember where we are, Lightbulb.

xx SF

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I concur

I hero worshipped him as a child...Ralphs cartoon time was the bee's knees and all the time he was a monster.

I feel violated from just watching his programmes as a kid....may he rott in hell with a horny cell mate called Brian with a 15" cock and who like anal
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I concur

I hero worshipped him as a child...Ralphs cartoon time was the bee's knees and all the time he was a monster.

I feel violated from just watching his programmes as a kid....may he rott in hell with a horny cell mate called Brian with a 15" cock and who like anal


I guess if you took a poll on most of us baby boomers in places like the UK, AUS and NZ there are a lot as kids growing up worshiped him. I thought he was a man of integrity and honor. A adult that I looked up to as a moral guide. Here in Australia he was the front man for British Paints commercials for as long as I can remember. His slogan was "Trust British Paints, sure can". You can rest assure that British Paints is off my hardware shopping list now.

Just goes to show how the medium of television can be such a misleading influence. I am sad about the whole thing and that is about all I can say. Just sad.
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