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From what I gather the health care proposal in the US is fuct
I'm fixated unnaturally on "Life on Mars", having received the DVDs in the mail and watched the first episode already...I was told it was better than the US version...so far so good.
I did read a bad-ass story about a sex orgy masquerading as a rave (which theoretically could morph from the latter to the former in life, though not as completely as illustrated in the story)
So happy for the Saints, with unhealthy levels of schedenfreude leveled at the Vikings for selling their souls only to choke as they always do.
Sometimes I wish I were smarter...but I'm reminded often where I lack smarts...which smarts.
I'd like a straight double of Rip Van Winkle kentucky whisky...haven't had it in years.
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I watched the film Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer the other day and need someone to talk to about it. I love it!! Intriguing yet weird storyline, brilliant acting and beautifully shot!
Quote by WillinBKQuote by RumpleForeskinand I quote...house rules, dude (chuckles)...politics is both gossip AND news...don't worry I won't go Glenn Beck or Keith Olbermann up in here.
Need a place to gossip, share news
Quote by Pixie
For those of you who know that I am out of a job right now, guess what?? I have a job interview!!! Yay me! Its the same type of work that I was doing before, so I am comfortable with that AND it's a job!!
See, this is the kinda stuff you can talk about in a bar! No drinks for me though.....gotta be sober for the interview! LOL
Good luck on your interview, Pixie! Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by Pixie
For those of you who know that I am out of a job right now, guess what?? I have a job interview!!! Yay me! Its the same type of work that I was doing before, so I am comfortable with that AND it's a job!!
See, this is the kinda stuff you can talk about in a bar! No drinks for me though.....gotta be sober for the interview! LOL
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I'm thinking many bottles of BudIce beer ,, several packs of Camel non filters ,, and all the lies you folks want to tell.
Oh ,, and can I stomp the cigarette butts out on the floor??
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For those of you who know that I am out of a job right now, guess what?? I have a job interview!!! Yay me! Its the same type of work that I was doing before, so I am comfortable with that AND it's a job!!
See, this is the kinda stuff you can talk about in a bar! No drinks for me though.....gotta be sober for the interview! LOL
Strongs for you pixie, babe! I hope all goes well
Quote by redhotmommacitaI have no control over his actions.Quote by shameless009
I'm thinking many bottles of BudIce beer ,, several packs of Camel non filters ,, and all the lies you folks want to tell.
Oh ,, and can I stomp the cigarette butts out on the floor??
Any thing my little Sin Verguenza wants to do or have here is the place with all the women he could ever dream of as long as he does not let his buddy Marcos tell any more cheistes mongos (lame jokes).
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I'm thinking many bottles of BudIce beer ,, several packs of Camel non filters ,, and all the lies you folks want to tell.
Oh ,, and can I stomp the cigarette butts out on the floor??
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"loose women" Eh, Rumple?
You forgot Forum Whores!
[chuckles about Will's comment about "smarts"]
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
Dear Mistress Kat - advice on how to spice things up
Another Man's Wife - a true hotwife story
The Cocktail Party - a fun office party leads to more
Boardrooms & Boudoirs - a Mac and Grace novel
Under My Umbrella - a true micro about coitus interruptus
Dessert Is Best Served In Bed - a true micro about delicious makeup sex
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And if you ever do get that beer you can ponder:
25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
5. When you beer goes flat, you toss it out
6. Hangovers go away
7. A beer labels come off without a fight
8. Beer is never late
9. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
11. Beer never gets a headache
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
15. A beer always goes down easy
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
17. You can share a beer with your friends
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
19. Beer is always wet
20. Beer doesn't demand equality
21. You can have a beer in public
22. A beer doesn't care when you come
23. A frigid beer is a good beer
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it taste good
25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
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And if you ever do get that beer you can ponder:
25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
5. When you beer goes flat, you toss it out
6. Hangovers go away
7. A beer labels come off without a fight
8. Beer is never late
9. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
11. Beer never gets a headache
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
15. A beer always goes down easy
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
17. You can share a beer with your friends
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
19. Beer is always wet
20. Beer doesn't demand equality
21. You can have a beer in public
22. A beer doesn't care when you come
23. A frigid beer is a good beer
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it taste good
25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
Us Women can say the same things about why beer is better than men.
