RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

Hump-Day! Gotta be Hump-Day!

So, what's humpin', campers?

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready.

Today we're using Dark 'N Stormy Coffee blend fro, Carib Coffee Roasters, just because.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some almond croissants for everybody.

Kat has the latest Grace & Mac story out. I've only just started to read it, but it looks like yet another corker from the Kat!

Take care out there, 'K?

Good morning. How's things? Back to polar bear weather here though it looks like it will be brief. Ground is white again.

Irish Breakfast and a croissant.

Not much happening around here. Have a longer story on the go for SS and a draft stewing for here. So there might be a new ape story somewhere in April.

And it's Thirst-Day, so belly up to the Bear, boys … and especially girls! 😘

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Earl Grey teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready to aim and fire.

Today we're using Oro blend coffee from Lavazza of Italy.

And I've put out donuts.

And since it's the (real) Opening Day of the Baseball season, I thought I'd offer some extras.

First – check out the baserunner on first base.

Next, some extra special cuppycakes, baked with Kat in mind.

And third, for those of you wanting to get past first, second, and third bases, and make a home run, an eager player named Willa…

Doughnuts and Coffee for opening day

KC Royals

Fuzzy Lion! (Kisses your furry face) Soooo good to see ya! How the heck are ya?

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Doughnuts and Coffee for opening day

KC Royals

Welcome back, my friend! We missed having you around. And the Royals look like a bit of a dark horse this year, but a number of commentators have picked them for the World Series – and one writer actually picked them to win.

Wish I could say the same for the Blue Jays. About the only things we can look forward to (?!) is the loss of Vlad Guerro, Bo Bichette (who, IMHO, is actually a better all-around player), and the firing of the President and CEO of the Blue Jays by the owner.

We've kept your stool warm for you, I'll brew up some Folgers for you, and you can have your stool warmer sit on your lap!

Good morning Rumpies. It’s a beautiful chilly day here in Jersey. Been busy with my not so littley. She just had a hard comp weekend and is preparing for her play next week and auditions for next years comp team at dance. Then she is also singing a solo at church. She keeps me so busy. Comp weekend was hard on our girls as they learned the unfairness that can happen in this industry. It was rough seeing so many of our girls leave in tears because of something beyond anyone’s control. (They were all scored low because of having a sick dancer who was unable to perform) Everyone will say that’s not how it went down but we know it in our hearts. Our girls danced their hearts out and mostly got the lowest scores. Now I know they are worried about nationals as this is the same competition we use for that. I’ll take some tea please. Hugs for all. 💜

FUZZY! ❤️ - So happy to see my favorite Lion back in the pub! BIG HUGS!!!

Mr. Bear - thanks for the beary cute cuppycakes.

Tonya - Boy, I remember those days so well. Comp weekends were always so stressful. I remember how my girl cried and cried when all her friends' solos scored platinum, and she scored gold. The saddest part was that the judges really didn't have much in the way of constructive criticism. Turns out, none of the judges had any real tap background, and her solo was tap. The joke was on them because when some choreographers from NY saw a video of her performance, they invited her to come and dance in a showcase on Broadway. I don't miss the stress, but I do miss seeing my girl on stage. She will always be my littlely, even if she is getting married this year!

THREE! Yes, THREE contractors are here working today! And all of them are working hard and getting stuff done! It's like a miracle. 😊

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FUZZY! ❤️ - So happy to see my favorite Lion back in the pub! BIG HUGS!!!

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THREE! Yes, THREE contractors are here working today! And all of them are working hard and getting stuff done! It's like a miracle. 😊

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Three! Three Terrific Contractors!

I love it, I LOVE IT!

AH-AH-AH-AHHH!

Good morning everybody!

Interesting event, at least in my life. I've just been signed by a literary agent who wants to represent Bear and Girl in non-English speaking markets. She believes it will appeal to a certain segment of the market.

I hope she's right.

Now, let's get the weekend started with some of our favourite drugs: Caffeine, alcohol, sugar, and cannabis…

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready to go.

Today we're using

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some chocolate biscotti for y'all.

Take care out there, 'K?

As for the booze and weed … well, name your poison!

We've got Irish Coffee, all the usual rat poison, and some very fine Alice B. Toklas brownies, made with Curvy's Brownie recipe!

Belly up to the Bear, boys and girls!

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Good morning everybody!

Interesting event, at least in my life. I've just been signed by a literary agent who wants to represent Bear and Girl in non-English speaking markets. She believes it will appeal to a certain segment of the market.

I hope she's right.

That’s incredible news, Bear!!! 😀 Congratulations!!!! So excited to see where this takes you and your fab book ❤️

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Good morning everybody!

Interesting event, at least in my life. I've just been signed by a literary agent who wants to represent Bear and Girl in non-English speaking markets. She believes it will appeal to a certain segment of the market.

I hope she's right.

Now, let's get the weekend started with some of our favourite drugs: Caffeine, alcohol, and cannabis…

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready to go.

Today we're using

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some chocolate biscotti for y'all.

Take care out there, 'K?

I will be doing my video review just as soon as my hands don’t look like lobster claws! A side effect of the antibiotic prescribed for my superbug is photosensitivity. I did not realize that sunscreen is not as effective in this situation. My hands and feet are both severely sunburn. 😩😵‍💫🥴 Fortunately the temps are nice enough today that I can take my brother to the pool while there is still shade this morning. I just can’t catch a break. The good news is that I think the antibiotic is working. But it’s a slow process. I’m not 100% better but I am definitely improving. I go back to the doc next Thursday before I head north to take my brother back to Michigan and visit my kids/grandkids.

I have some UV gloves arriving today so protect my hands while I’m outside. Never thought I’d need gloves in Florida. Hahaha!

TGIF all y’all.

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Good morning everybody!

Interesting event, at least in my life. I've just been signed by a literary agent who wants to represent Bear and Girl in non-English speaking markets. She believes it will appeal to a certain segment of the market.

Congratulations, and good luck! 😊

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I will be doing my video review just as soon as my hands don’t look like lobster claws! A side effect of the antibiotic prescribed for my superbug is photosensitivity. I did not realize that sunscreen is not as effective in this situation. My hands and feet are both severely sunburn. 😩😵‍💫🥴 Fortunately the temps are nice enough today that I can take my brother to the pool while there is still shade this morning. I just can’t catch a break. The good news is that I think the antibiotic is working. But it’s a slow process. I’m not 100% better but I am definitely improving. I go back to the doc next Thursday before I head north to take my brother back to Michigan and visit my kids/grandkids.

I have some UV gloves arriving today so protect my hands while I’m outside. Never thought I’d need gloves in Florida. Hahaha!

TGIF all y’all.

Sorry to hear about the sunburn, Kat, though great to hear that the antibiotics are working. 😊

A Friday question: Here in the UK, we eat a lot of these (hot cross buns). Is that true of elsewhere in the world?

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Sorry to hear about the sunburn, Kat, though great to hear that the antibiotics are working. 😊

A Friday question: Here in the UK, we eat a lot of these (hot cross buns). Is that true of elsewhere in the world?

Hot cross buns sounds like a great title for a story here

>>>opens 70's joke vault.

What do you get if you pour steaming coffee down a rabbit hole?

A hot. cross, bunny.

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>>>opens 70's joke vault.

What do you get if you pour steaming coffee down a rabbit hole?

A hot. cross, bunny.

.

🙄 Really?

Well, you get an A for effort – and a D– for sense of humour!

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Sorry to hear about the sunburn, Kat, though great to hear that the antibiotics are working. 😊

A Friday question: Here in the UK, we eat a lot of these (hot cross buns). Is that true of elsewhere in the world?

Yes, but then Lady Jay is English, so hot cross buns are part of her background, so she made it part of our kids' background.

Okey-dokey – we may have a thundering herd of former contestants in Kimmi's just terminated contest.

Since I was one of the winners (through begging, conniving, and wheedling), I've offered folks free drinks.

So, Rumps Regulars had better belly up to the Bear while there's still room and get your refills. Don't worry – I'll put them on your tabs! Terrance is keeping track, and he can count higher than I can, having more appendages. I only have six, after all, counting my head as one…

Just a Coke Zero for me, please, and thank you. I've been on antibiotics for so long that I think I've forgotten what a glass of wine tastes like!

TGIF all y'all!

Turn on the tv, Bear, to basketball. My Wildcats are about to play!

Go Wildcats!!!!

And good evening. How's things?

No basketball here but hockey playoffs will be coming up soon. Not that I follow the game, but I know it will be much discussed in coming weeks/months.

Rye on the rocks.

It's the weekend! I can see the TV is on to some sort of sports station. Did the Wildcats win?

(Checks the sports). Oh … no …

I'm sorry, Kimmi! 🙁

Would you like an Irish coffee, a Spanish coffee, or just straight booze to kill the pain?

Meanwhile, back at beautiful Bertha …

She's been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready to assist those who cannot function without her.

Today we're using Grizzly Claw coffee blend from Muskoka Coffee Roasters, to help Kimmi claw her way back.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Lasang Salchow available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got a nice looking coffee-flavoured cake for y'all.

Market day today, so I will shortly be off to get some seal…

Take care out there, 'K?

Morning Rumpies

You need to read Kat’s new micro!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/lesson-for-a-cheater

And Ima gonna write me some smut today! Something good, too. I’ll be in my corner. Do not disturb sign is up. Me got this!

I want to write but am back to flailing from idea to idea again. My drafts folder is filling up fast and that's not counting the ones I shuffled off to an "archive" folder to maybe revisit someday.

Lapsang and a slice of that cake.

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Morning Rumpies

You need to read Kat’s new micro!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/lesson-for-a-cheater

And Ima gonna write me some smut today! Something good, too. I’ll be in my corner. Do not disturb sign is up. Me got this!

Thanks for the support, Kimmi! I've been into writing stories for pictures lately and I was pretty pleased with how this one turned out!

I'm off to the pool while it's still shady. Gotta keep my sun exposure to a minimum. 😘

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I want to write but am back to flailing from idea to idea again. My drafts folder is filling up fast and that's not counting the ones I shuffled off to an "archive" folder to maybe revisit someday.

Lapsang and a slice of that cake.

I know what you mean.. ive got snippets of stories waiting to be connected and stories started but never finished

Morning Rumpies!

Kimmi will finally submit today… a story that is. Part 1 of 2 has barely-there sex. Few will read it. Maybe one will use it as a cool down from the hot sex stories. I really know how to sell a story, don’t I?

But I started Poppy three years ago and am telling her story in the way I want. It’s probably better suited for SS except I want some sex in it.

Enjoy your Sunday!

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Morning Rumpies!

Kimmi will finally submit today… a story that is. Part 1 of 2 has barely-there sex. Few will read it. Maybe one will use it as a cool down from the hot sex stories. I really know how to sell a story, don’t I?

But I started Poppy three years ago and am telling her story in the way I want. It’s probably better suited for SS except I want some sex in it.

Enjoy your Sunday!

Kimmi, people will read the story because it is you who has written it...

We all know that we are lucky to have you here! 😘 Enjoy your Sunday too. 😊

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Kimmi, people will read the story because it is you who has written it...

We all know that we are lucky to have you here! 😘 Enjoy your Sunday too. 😊

Absolutely true! 😊