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We've got a birthday to celebrate today, whether she wants to or not!

Happy Birthday, Kistin!

We've got cake and balloons, and a stripper named Josie for you! She's totally into long, lean, talented women!

And, of course, Mimosas to kick off your day!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And now … caffeine for everybody else!

I know, I know – it's a let-down, but at least you can have a Mimosa to celebrate.

Usual Rumps Super-Special Everyday Deal! – One for the price of two!

Coffee (Goldenbrew's Morning Thunder), tea (Red Rose and Buddha's Blend today)

Plus donuts, and … Josie, once Kistin's done with her!

Take care out there, especially those of you who are snowed in by the latest winter storm!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Happy Birthday, Kis! worship :worship:

Party in Stall Three!

Happy birthday Kis!

Big snowfall here, had to cancel my eye doc appointment. My big chore for the day will be shoveling the driveway. Still, should be a cozy day, snuggled together indoors.

A coffee please. Hope everyone is doing well. Go Team Bleu!

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Happy Birthday Kistin... hope Miss Pixel allows you to celebrate.. hugs and kisses xx

My latest competition entry about a Christmas shopping trip

Happy Birthday, kis!! Have a fun day!!

Not much happening here. Getting some snow, but not as bad as it sounds out Jeff's way. Plugging away at my mirror story but it is becoming a longer term project.

A glass of red wine please, so I can toast the birthday girl.

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

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Happy Birthday, kis!! Have a fun day!!

Not much happening here. Getting some snow, but not as bad as it sounds out Jeff's way. Plugging away at my mirror story but it is becoming a longer term project.

A glass of red wine please, so I can toast the birthday girl.

Here you go.

Anyone else? Belly up to the bar, boys and girls!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Hump-Day, eh?

Well, that's nothing a little caffeine can't help…

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re about as good as we're going to get.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is waiting to serve.

Today we're using Gothrider Gasoline Coffee – to "Ignite your soul!"

Whatever that means.

There are donuts.

Plus I've got some more bear claws (as in the pastry) for y'all

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

It’s 27 degrees F here. If you each pick a place to start licking, I might thaw out by Valentine’s Day. smile

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It’s 27 degrees F here. If you each pick a place to start licking, I might thaw out by Valentine’s Day. smile

That strategically placed v-shaped twig is genius.

Nothing new here. It's cold, but the snow is melting a bit under a bright sun. Writing about cosmic horror in the Iowa cornfields I grew up in.

4 days left in the Bleu comp. It's really a strong one.

Coffee. No gummie, I need to focus.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

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That strategically placed v-shaped twig is genius.

Nothing new here. It's cold, but the snow is melting a bit under a bright sun. Writing about cosmic horror in the Iowa cornfields I grew up in.

4 days left in the Bleu comp. It's really a strong one.

Coffee. No gummie, I need to focus.

That is a pretty cool snow-woman, agree on the twig. Gummies help me focus, possibly not on the right thing. smile

Pretty quiet in here. I dropped in for a shot of bourbon, with a purple gummie dissolving lazily in the bottom of the shot glass like a sunlit daydream.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Quote by Ensorceled
I dropped in for a shot of bourbon, with a purple gummie dissolving lazily in the bottom of the shot glass like a sunlit daydream.

That's got to be one of the most poetic drink orders I have ever heard. You must be a writer or something. 😊

Good evening. Snow seems to have let up. Only had my shovels out twice today but the first time was brutal. Probably a foot and a half of the white to put it in American terms. They said we would have more snow this winter after a relatively dry one a year ago and, so far, they seem to be right. Though we did go through a run of warmer, wetter weather at the end of last year.

I just listened to some Finnish folk metal so a tankard of ale seems appropriate.

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

Quote by Ensorceled

Pretty quiet in here. I dropped in for a shot of bourbon, with a purple gummie dissolving lazily in the bottom of the shot glass like a sunlit daydream.

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How does something dissolve "lazily"? The World Wonders…and I wonder if the moderators would, too!

Still, don't miss your shot!

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I just listened to some Finnish folk metal so a tankard of ale seems appropriate.

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I just got in a new batch of Ox horn tankards, so – here you go.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Did someone request rock and or roll?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Figured out how to warm everyone up. makes hot chocolate

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

And, for extra spiciness...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

It’s 27 degrees F here. If you each pick a place to start licking, I might thaw out by Valentine’s Day. smile

What a coincidence, it's a cool 27 here too ... though I understand C does differ a tad from F.

In a few hours, (6 to be precise,) Piquet and I will be doing the Meet the Authors #3: Oceania Edition in the forum. See you there.

Unusual fact South Australia (where Piquet lives) is 30 minutes behind the four East Coast States (New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria and Tasmania.) It was one an hour behind and some business people wanted Adelaide to be on EST and 30 minutes was a compromise.

Meet the Authors #3: Oceania Edition

Do check out my latest story:

Festive Flash competition: The Ghost of Christmas Past

And my other stories, including 5 EPs, 24 RR's, and 15 competition top 10's including my pride competition winner: On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls

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What a coincidence, it's a cool 27 here too ... though I understand C does differ a tad from F.

In a few hours, (6 to be precise,) Piquet and I will be doing the Meet the Authors #3: Oceania Edition in the forum. See you there.

Unusual fact South Australia (where Piquet lives) is 30 minutes behind the four East Coast States (New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria and Tasmania.) It was one an hour behind and some business people wanted Adelaide to be on EST and 30 minutes was a compromise.

going to try really hard to be there. is there going to be coffee, though? smile

Meet the Authors #3: Oceania Edition

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.