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Hello little bunny. I would be happy to read your lapine fantasy. And our only plans for New Year's is take-out Thai food, some champagne, and perhaps a gummie or three. Do bunnies do gummies?

I've submitted to the comp on Blue. I went hard sci-fi with the theme. Go Team Blue! Where are the Red Team entries?

We are off to see Nosferatu today. SO psyched.

Bunnies love gummies almost as much as they like fucking. smile Sounds like a nice mellow way to start out the new year. I hope you enjoy yourselves! And it's published now, so read away. Nosteratu is the vampire film, out? It looks creepy!

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As long as my story is accepted I am officially on Team Bleue. smile

Blue Bunny has a nice ring to it, actually. 😊

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

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Sounds like a brand of beer, non? I just read Verbal's story on the Story site. spoliler alert: It was magnifique but it should come with a warning to bring tissues.

Aren't you gonna leave a comment? I'm a whore for comments!

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

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I did. I am courgette over there. smile

My bad. Thanks for such a lovely comment. We are off to see Nosferatu now. Looking forward to your little blue bunny tale.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

That's nine entries with two weeks still to go. SS has struggled to get much past 10 of late so curious and hopeful to see if this trend continues. This could be our best comp in a while.

And since there's no Bear yet:

I cleaned up Bertha and made a batch of Deathwish Dark Roast coffee.

Over on the sideboard, we have Assam and Yorkshire Red teas. Hot chocolate and other teas are also available. And it's a bar, folks, so whatcha drinkin'?

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

So I slept in one morning, OK? I know that folks are probably going to stay up late tonight.

But thanks for the setup, Ape.

I've put out. Goodies, this time.

Donuts, of course, plus some of Kimmi's (cinnamon) buns, and some coffee-flavoured cake, not to be confused with coffee cake, which isn't made with coffee for some strange reason.

English language. Hunh.

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why do hold up a drink, say, "Here's to you," then drink it ourselves?

Is it inflammable or flammable, and which one is more dangerous?

Only the moderators know for sure…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Quote by JamesLlewellyn
know that folks are probably going to stay up late tonight.

Tonight? New Years Eve is tomorrow, eh. 😊

And I shall have one of them there cinnamon buns.

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

Quote by Seeker4

Tonight? New Years Eve is tomorrow, eh. 😊

And I shall have one of them there cinnamon buns.

Oh. Right. 🙄

Well, maybe tomorrow. But I needed to catch up on my sleep.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Morning all. I'll have a coffee and one of those cinnamon rolls.

Nosferatu is deserving of the hype. Ms. Depp is pretty deserving too. Yum. Excellent flick.

17 days left in the comp over on Stories Space.... Join us.... Join us.... Anyone else want to sign up for Team Red or Team Blue?

I have one more story to hype, and then I will quit yammering. I have a micro up. I wrote a 188 word version that sucked balls and was up for maybe an hour before i deleted it. A week of editing and I came back with the micro version. I don't know how Kistin does it. So. Much. Work.

Anyway, it's called Good Girl.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/good-girl-9

Good Girl

Are you a slut?

Microfiction

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

I bought another stuffed emotional support animal. It has antlers but looks like a dog and is as soft as my alpaca fur animals. My cat Buttercup is stalking it. 😊

Butters is unsure of my new purchase.

Bearkeep, May I have some hot cocoa, please. About to watch the Lions squash the 49ers. worship :worship:

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Butters is unsure of my new purchase.

Bearkeep, May I have some hot cocoa, please. About to watch the Lions squash the 49ers. worship :worship:

Now Kimmi, you know we're not allowed to write about Miners on this site…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Only ten hours till 2025 (and being a quarter of the way through the century.)

Happy New Year to you all; may 2025 bring you health, happiness, and lots published stories. I have finally mapped out a blue story (how ever did writers manage last century with out google,) and should get time to tart it up in the next week or so.

Do check out my latest story:

Festive Flash competition: The Ghost of Christmas Past

And my other stories, including 5 EPs, 24 RR's, and 15 competition top 10's including my pride competition winner: On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls

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Only ten hours till 2025 (and being a quarter of the way through the century.)

Happy New Year to you all; may 2025 bring you health, happiness, and lots published stories. I have finally mapped out a blue story (how ever did writers manage last century with out google,) and should get time to tart it up in the next week or so.

Happy New Year! May 2025 bring you all the love and joy you deserve! ❤️

Well, here on this side of the International Date Line – hey, I wonder if I can get a date on the Date Line?

Hello? Hello?

(sighs)

Oh well…

And for the last time this year, let's get some caffeine going…

Tea Kettle is refilled and steaming ahead. There are pots of Red Rose and Earl Grey teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using up the Christmas stuff, even though there are still seven days of Christmas, and more than a month until Candle Mass… So Christmas blend coffee and leftover Christmas donuts. (raps one on the counter) Still fresh!

Plus I've got some nice Winter Cuppycakes for y'all.

Take care out tonight. It's Amateur Night in all the bars, so watch out for unusual drunks!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Happy New Year, Rumpies!

May 2025 bring peace, good health, and fantabulous fuckery to you all!

❤️

Morning all.

Just dropping in to say Happy New Year's Eve to you all (and to Annie and the other Aussies, happy New Year's Day!). We have no plans, other than enjoying ringing the new year in with pleasure, love and kindness. Okay, that and Thai food.

Peace.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Another year over, a new one has begun (or is about to).

Have a great New Year's Eve and a Happy New Year, folks!

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

Happy New Year you Rumpies! Now really get tight!

Drinks are on … Lion's tab!

HURRAY!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

oh fuck… 

Did someone get the number of that trucking fuck that … I mean that fucking truck that hit me?? What was it?

2024?

I might have known.

(drops Alka-Seltzer into a glass)

OH GOD! DON'T FIZZ!

Oh the hell with it, I'll drink the pieces.

Caffeine. Must. Have. Caffeine…

(waves vaguely at Big Bertha and Tea Kettle)

You're on your own. The suppliers produced some donuts, so…

I'm going to grab a mug of Red Rose and fall asleep in Kimmi's Korner.

I'll be there if anyone wants me.

If it comes to that, I'll be there even if nobody wants me.

(deep sigh, trudges off)

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Oh my God, 1995 was 30 years ago. I can't cope 😨. More importantly though, happy new year, everyone!

My last published story: Ho For The Holidays