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Now I Liked This Rule: There are three times you never mess with a man: When he is having sex (unless it's with your woman), when he is watching the game and when he's taking a piss.

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The thing with that rule is that it fits for women as well as men. Although for me the "game" would be Friday Night Smackdown. But, depending on the guy, it is fun to mess with them when they want to watch a game.
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some great rules to live by!!

Good post. Thanks.
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Found This Rule Today:
Under no circumstances should a Man ride on the back of a motorcycle, it's called the B***H seat for a reason.

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The back of a motorcycle is called a bitch? If so, I'm making a mental note of that.
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Acceptable magazines for men: Playboy, Popular Mechanics, Field and Stream. Unacceptable: Good Housekeeping, Cosmo, or anything published by an overweight female TV personality.
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Men can read cosmo, I have the funnest time laughing at them when they come to a word or phrase 'the don't understand'.
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I bookmarked that link, Chuck. Thanks.
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Women cannot be annoying with a dick In their mouth.

That's hilarious!
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Never shall a man sit to pee. If a man takes a seat in belief that he will be shitting and only pees, he must sit until he shits.

Tru Dat!
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Excellent CB--a couple of lady water sports enthuasiasts might disagree with the last point of yours though!!!!!!!
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Quote by roccotool
I bookmarked that link, Chuck. Thanks.


Now I feel honored someone here has actually bookmarked a web that I have posted.JJ4S8ifXgiqhhXsI

Thank You rocco.

And also, I made a blunder with my last post here on this thread about 'the Man' I missed a word in the quote. It has been updated.

To all the rest of you very fine folks Thank You also for taking your time and enjoying the web link.

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Quote by Necho
Men can read cosmo, I have the funnest time laughing at them when they come to a word or phrase 'the don't understand'.


I won't read Cosmo and even if I did. I still don't understand you woman.

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"Do NOT get a visible tattoo larger than your penis."
Know that there is FUNNY!!!!!


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Women cannot be annoying with a dick In their mouth.

That's hilarious!
chuck you wont find it so funny if she bites if off lol
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Quote by stuart1975
Quote by starxedlvr
Women cannot be annoying with a dick In their mouth.

That's hilarious!
chuck you wont find it so funny if she bites if off lol


Some guys might enjoy having their meat chewed upon..?
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"If a man is eating nachos and they are all stuck together, it is considered one nacho. "
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Quote by starxedlvr
Women cannot be annoying with a dick In their mouth.

That's hilarious!
chuck you wont find it so funny if she bites if off lol



Fuck that, Stu!

I wouldn't bite it off!
I like them attatched, and fully functional, thank you!
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Quote by starxedlvr
Quote by stuart1975
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Women cannot be annoying with a dick In their mouth.

That's hilarious!
chuck you wont find it so funny if she bites if off lol



Fuck that, Stu!

I wouldn't bite it off!
I like them attatched, and fully functional, thank you!


No, Star, Thank u for putting my mind at ease. I was starting to get a little jumpy there!
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"The only pink things that a man can like are lady parts and the inside of a steak."

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Never drink the same thing your girlfriend is drinking, ever.
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Is this like man law?
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Quote by Necho


I DON'T WEAR PINK!!!!


Next quote I found: "Tucking in your shirt constitutes as dressing up. Ties are optional."

And Then I came upon this one: "If your woman comes from the kitchen yelling at you, the chain is too long."

*ducks and runs* from the flying frying pan.

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