Pork better for sex than Viagra?

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BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

Argentines are the world's biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.

"Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech.

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I think its one big scam to get people to eat more pork and have more sex, so that they can have more babies and attempt to take over the world.

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I know I'm always more sexy after a rasher.

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Quote by chefkathleen
I know I'm always more sexy after a rasher.

Rawr.....

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That's pretty funny!

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"Pork and Beans!" "Pork and Beans!"

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

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seeing that just reminded me of hot shots lol

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That is totally disgusting! coffee

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Now that's a new one. A bacon fetish.

I always say "I've seen it all", but then a new one comes along.

This reminds me of a joke. A priest and rabbi get on a plane, and end up sitting next to each other. After a while of silence, the priest turns to the rabbi and says, "I've always wondered something. Is it true you can't eat pork?" The rabbi says, "Yes, pork has never graced these lips."
The priest says, "But have you ever eaten pork?" The rabbi looks around and says, "Well, there was this one time, yes..."
After a while, the rabbi turns to the priest. "Is it true you cannot have sex with a woman?" The priest says, "Yes, I am forbidden to have carnal thoughts and acts." The rabbi says, "But have you ever had sex with a woman in your life?"
The priest says, "Well, there was this one time when I was very young, before the Calling..."

The rabbi says, "It sure beats eating pork, doesn't it?"

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Aside from the criminal waste of perfectly good bacon and (parma?) ham, this article makes perfect sense. I've always found the sex to be great after a woman has been eating my pork as an appetizer!! evil4

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