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$905.60
Wanna talk about being so bad I'm good? Thinking of Ms West here. LOL
Heh, I always knew I really liked you!
Birds of a feather?
damn what did u do everything on that list?
I think there's only 4 things on there I haven't done. Maybe 5.
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$905.60
Wanna talk about being so bad I'm good? Thinking of Ms West here. LOL
Heh, I always knew I really liked you!
Birds of a feather?
damn what did u do everything on that list?
I think there's only 4 things on there I haven't done. Maybe 5.
You realize of course, you'd probably have to make bail for me...at some point.
And they don't accept Visa, MasterCard or American Express.
Yes, I know, from 1st hand experience.
Quote by roccotool
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10 yes = $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 yes = $50
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 does Mexican count if so...yes = $70
Vandalized something -- $20 yes = $90
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 yes = $100
Beat up someone -- $20 yes = $120
Been jumped -- $10 yes = $130
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25 yes = $155
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 yes = $175
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 yes = $175.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20 yes = $195.10
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-- $20 yes = $215.10
Used toys while having sex -- $30 yes = $245.10
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before-- $20 yes = $265.10
Went skinny dipping -- $5 yes = $270.10
Had sex in a pool -- $20 yes = $290.10
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 yes = $300.10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 yes = $310.10
Masturbated -- $10 tis is just once, right??? yes $320.10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or Close Friend --$20 yes = $340.10
Done oral -- $5 yes = $345.10
Got oral -- $5 yes = $350.10
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 yes = $375.10
Stole something -- $10 yes = $385.10
Had sex with someone who has been in jail -- $25 yes = $410.10
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50 yes = $460.10
Had sex in the wild -- $20 yes = $480.10
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 yes = $505.10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older--$20 yes = $525.10
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -$50 yes = $575.10
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 yes = $600.10
Went streaking -- $5 yes = $605.10
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 yes = $620.10
Been arrested -- $5 yes = $625.10
Spent time in jail -- $15 yes = $640.10
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 yes = $640.60
Played spin the bottle -- $5 yes = $645.60
Done something you regret -- $20 yes $665.60
Had sex with your best friend --$20 yes = $685.60
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 yes = $710.60
Had anal sex -- $80 yes = $790.60
Lied to your mate -- $5 yes = $795.60
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 yes = $820.60
Grand Total $820.60 Enough Said!!!!
___________________________________________________________"Life Is Too DAMN!!!! Short To Be Taken Too DAMN!!!! Serious."
Quote by roccotool
Smoked pot -- $10
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-- $20
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone who has been in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older--$20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -$50
Been arrested -- $5
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had anal sex -- $80
For a grand total of - $680.50
Quote by LushPrincessQuote by roccotool
Smoked pot -- $10
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-- $20
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone who has been in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older--$20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -$50
Been arrested -- $5
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had anal sex -- $80
For a grand total of - $680.50
*scampers off to spend more money* 
$685.60.....um...anybody wanna have sex with me so I can pay my fine???? anybody???
