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Imaginary Band names

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Got a great name for a band but you're not actually in a band? now's your chance to post the best band names never taken!

we'll start with:

The Drummer People and Bob

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

The Art Garfunkel Explosion

Don't believe everything that you read.

The Bubble Monkey 5

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

The Vorpal Swords
The Bearenstain Bears Anomaly
The Choking Hazards


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One of my Rockband band names is:
The Superfluous Basketcases
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Death Rattle which was actually a band I was in but still qualifies because we imagined we were a band but actually we were fucking atrocious lol


You mean to say it was a rattle of instruments so atrocious i could induce death? Ok ok that was poor, but I had to try!
The Zombie Goobers
Apostrophe S

Don't believe everything that you read.

Fuck my Cunt
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Anyone fancies some Vaginal Croutons? Okay, that one name isn't even imaginary...


The members of Bad Religion actually considered the name 'Smegma' when they formed in 1979.

Mind you, they were 15-year-old back then.
The Anal Poets

The Romantic Fisters
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It's not really imaginary (they're a cover band, and the name does perhaps work best for that), but I like to see accuracy in advertising, so a good name for any band I was part of would be:

The Stoned Posers
Three Word Cliche
The Lucky Loco Imaginary Orchestra.
LA LA LA LOLA
Okay here are a few, through they could actually be real band names these days as you never know.
1. The Dirty Martinis ( like the drink)
2. Cracker Jax Band
3. Ms. Kitty & the Mouseteers