Happy Birthday. Wishing you great moments and plenty of fun everyday.
Happy birthday, you fucking fuck.
Did you see that? She said like a brother. LIKE A BROTHER! God damn you.
Have a great day, you magnificent cunt.
A poetry selection!
Happy Birthday! Did you hear that? (Oh Christ he's made himself deaf with all his shouting...)
I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Deaf as a haddock. Sheesh.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, STEPH, YOU TWAT!!!
YOU'D BE ABLE TO FUCKING HEAR PEOPLE
IF YOU WEREN'T SO FUCKING ADDICTED TO MAKING NOISE!!!
Happy birthday! I hope you have a marvelous one.
All joking apart, these best wishes TOUCH MY HEART. I THANK YOU, fellow Readers, Writers, Members.
xx SF
(NOT FUCKING ONE OF YOU said I don't look my age...
You UTTER SHOWER OF FUCKING THOUGHTLESS THANKLESS CUNTS!
Next Year I shall be 49... I'll expect BETTER from ALL of You!!! The NOTEBOOK contains all of those WHO DID NOT offer Birthday Wishes to The Dowager Ms Stephanie... If you have posted ABOVE there is NO NEED to WORRY!!! (If you HAVE NOT I SERIOUSLY WOULDN'T WANNA FUCKING BE YOU...)
I'm joking of course. Ha Ha Ha. (Laughter there, indicating I'm joking...) The NOTEBOOK exists...
In the BASEMENT of LUSH TOWERS is a smoky back room. (It's SMOKY because I fucking smoke...)
If this FUCKING THREAD doesn't go into TWO PAGES we're talking SERIOUS strife... I can BREAK people here!
I jest of course!!!
You know who ELSE was a BIG JOKER?
JOSEF STALIN!
I KNOW where you live.
Two pages. (Get it fucking fixed!)
xx SF
(I'm SO SORRY but this is HYSTERICALLY funny to me because I'm doing a THING involving Stalinist Politic!!!) *HONESTLY!*
It's my PARTY and I'll LAUGH if I want to!
One of my favorite people on this site. You are, in addition to being incredibly talented, a total fucking wild card, and I have no clue what you will say or do next. True unpredictability is hard to come by, and I celebrate it.
Happy birthday, Steph.
Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great one!!