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Happy Fucking Birthday, Steph, you great cunt.

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Umm... so, yeah, happy birthday to one of the bestest men i have ever had the pleasure of knowing. thank you for all that you do and are, Steph. Love you like a brother.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Evie
Blackbird Supernova
Happy birthday, Steph! These are for you. Come collect anytime. biggrin
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
btw, he likes when you verbally abuse him - just thought i'd mention that.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Milik_the_Red
Internet Philosopher
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPH!!!



(Sprite told you like being talked to that way)
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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Guest
Lurker
Happy birthday Steph! I hope it's amazing. Many hugs
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Happy Birthday Stephen. Wishing you a day filled with all the happiness in the world....xo
Guest
Lurker
Happy Birthday. Wishing you great moments and plenty of fun everyday.
Guest
Lurker
Happy Birthday Steph, I hope that today is a top day.


trinket
Convict
Happy FUCKING birthday FUCKING Steph! Fuck.

May all your KALEIDOSCOPIC clunky KITCHEN drawers in LENINGRAD, bring you a FUCKING Happy BIRTHDAY!

FUCKIT. CUNT. BITCH. WHORE. SLUT.

SORRY that's ALL the FILTH I could COME up WITH at THE current TIME. FUCK Steph, I DUNNO how YOU type LIKE this ALL the TIME.

FUCK that.
Lupus
Active Ink Slinger
Happy birthday, you fucking fuck.

Did you see that? She said like a brother. LIKE A BROTHER! God damn you.

Have a great day, you magnificent cunt.
A poetry selection!
Buz
The Linebacker
Happy Birthday to Aunt Steffie... I mean Uncle Stephen... I mean you wild, hard drinking, young twat chasing Irishman! Have a merry awesome day!

Does all these folks in Lushland know how many young sexy lassies you score with? You lost count decades ago and you haven't slowed down!
billy
Active Ink Slinger


Happy Birthday Steph.....you might not remember it, but you gave me encouragement on my writing a while back. That actually made me think I could string a few words together.....thanks for that.
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
Jinxy
Princess Blondie
Happy Birthday!!!


†Jinxy Approved†
Couple4Play
Active Ink Slinger


Wishing you nothing but the best, today and every day. Let's blow the roof off this joint!

Happy birthday you magnificent bastard!
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Happy Birthday you talented Irish cunt!

Porgy87
Senior Analyst
Happy Birthday! Did you hear that? (Oh Christ he's made himself deaf with all his shouting...)

I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Deaf as a haddock. Sheesh.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, STEPH, YOU TWAT!!!
YOU'D BE ABLE TO FUCKING HEAR PEOPLE
IF YOU WEREN'T SO FUCKING ADDICTED TO MAKING NOISE!!!
Katherine
Nerdzilla
Happy birthday!!!

Quit cunting around and come to your thread to take a birthday bow. smile (that's my favorite verb now btw, thank you)
Frank_Lee
Active Ink Slinger
Happy birthday! I hope you have a marvelous one.
curvygalore
Bonnet Flaunter
Belated Happy Birthday Stephen!

Hope you had a great day! smile xx
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
To the wonderfully rambunctious, tempestuously turbulent, and all round thoroughly lovely Stephen,

I wish you from the very bottom of my heart, the most magnificent of birthdays. Were I within staggering distance, I would insist most ardently on bright pink feather boas, many ridiculous brightly-coloured cocktails with umbrellas and sparklers, and the first two dances in the pub. I promise not to stand on your toes. smile

Lots of love,

Liz x
Jen
Charming as fuck
Umm... Not quite sure how I'm gonna follow that, so I'll just raise a pint and say happy birthday to you. Hope it's a good one.

Jen xx
Guest
Lurker
All joking apart, these best wishes TOUCH MY HEART. I THANK YOU, fellow Readers, Writers, Members.

xx SF

(NOT FUCKING ONE OF YOU said I don't look my age...

You UTTER SHOWER OF FUCKING THOUGHTLESS THANKLESS CUNTS!

Next Year I shall be 49... I'll expect BETTER from ALL of You!!! The NOTEBOOK contains all of those WHO DID NOT offer Birthday Wishes to The Dowager Ms Stephanie... If you have posted ABOVE there is NO NEED to WORRY!!! (If you HAVE NOT I SERIOUSLY WOULDN'T WANNA FUCKING BE YOU...)

I'm joking of course. Ha Ha Ha. (Laughter there, indicating I'm joking...) The NOTEBOOK exists...

In the BASEMENT of LUSH TOWERS is a smoky back room. (It's SMOKY because I fucking smoke...)

If this FUCKING THREAD doesn't go into TWO PAGES we're talking SERIOUS strife... I can BREAK people here!

I jest of course!!!

You know who ELSE was a BIG JOKER?

JOSEF STALIN!

I KNOW where you live.

Two pages. (Get it fucking fixed!)

xx SF

(I'm SO SORRY but this is HYSTERICALLY funny to me because I'm doing a THING involving Stalinist Politic!!!) *HONESTLY!*

It's my PARTY and I'll LAUGH if I want to!
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
I'm sorry if I'm late to the thread! I've been sick. Dang it. Anyway Steph, I hope your day was/is fantastic. You're a great man and I'm happy to know you.

Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
One of my favorite people on this site. You are, in addition to being incredibly talented, a total fucking wild card, and I have no clue what you will say or do next. True unpredictability is hard to come by, and I celebrate it.

Happy birthday, Steph.