Happy birthday, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Someone has to be the Villain
Happy Birthday, and may the year be filled with many other special days
Oi oi
Happy birthday, you old tart.
Sending you a bumper pack of double AA batteries - should last you the week
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Why not read some stories instead
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