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Happy Birthday DirtyMartini!

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Hey Hun. I hope you have an amazing birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes, and dreams come true today, and you have a stunning day! Today is all about you, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise



So here is to you my friend...

I hope you have an amazing birthday hunni!

Love from,
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Happy Birthday Allen ...you are one of the good guys here on lush and have lots of fans of your writing too....may today bring you many well wishes and happy thoughts
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cheers
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Happy Birthday DM... hope you have many dirty martinis and many dirty memories to celebrate!



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in honor of your birthday i wrote you a poem...

Roses are red
your poetry is funny
tho sometimes i wish
you weren't so damn punny

*hugs* mostly, i just wanted to wish a wonderful man a wonderful birthday.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Happy Birthday !!
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Happy Birthday Alan, the site wouldn't be the same without you

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Happy birthday, Alan! All the best to you for a wonderful day.
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Happy Birthday Alan! I hope you have a fabulous day!
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The worst part about having a birthday is
one of these times, we all have to grow up

And I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys are us kid
I got you a couple here Dirty!




I love this one,,,


Don't try this alone at home
Best when used with a lovely lady
Happy Birthday Al
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A very happy birthday to you Allen smile

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happy birthday, Souljacker.
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Happy Birthday Alan! Many, many more to come!
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Happy Birthday, Alan.
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¡Feliz cumpleaños, Sr. Martini!
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Happy Birthyday Alan!!!
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Happy Birthday! Yayyyyyyyyyy. Want to give me some birthday spankings for your birthday? PLEASE! smile
Fantasy: imagination unrestrained by reality; fulfilling a need not gratified in the real world
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Happy Birthday! Yayyyyyyyyyy. Want to give me some birthday spankings for your birthday? PLEASE! smile





I just might you know Mary...about time you made it over here, I almost thought my biggest fan had forgotten about me...

I was ready to change the name of "Johnny And Mary" and re-dedicate "The New Years Eve Dance"...

I can do that you know...I haz da power...

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Happy Birthday! Yayyyyyyyyyy. Want to give me some birthday spankings for your birthday? PLEASE! smile





I just might you know Mary...about time you made it over here, I almost thought my biggest fan had forgotten about me...

I was ready to change the name of "Johnny And Mary" and re-dedicate "The New Years Eve Dance"...

I can do that you know...I haz da power...


Great. Just great. Now "I've got the POWER' is stuck in my head!

But it's your day, and I'll let you get a way with it. But, if you DARE do what you threaten, I will NOt clean up after the party!
Fantasy: imagination unrestrained by reality; fulfilling a need not gratified in the real world
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Happy 39th bday, ya old bastard.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Happy, Happy Birthday ALAN




Cheers!!! Hope your day is spent celebrating with the one's you LOVE
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Cheers Alan - from one pisces to another
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Happy Birthday my dear friend ALAN
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Just for you - your own special bag



Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday Alan, the site wouldn't be the same without you



Ahhhhh...hmmm...was going to ask a question, but never mind...

Just wanted to thank everyone for all the birthday wishes...it was really very touching...

Maybe we can do it again in another fifty years...
Cheers,
Alan.

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another fifty years...


oh I didn't realize you were THAT old.. here have another
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oh I didn't realize you were THAT old..


You know...I'll just pretend I didn't see that...




Well I heard that once you are get to that age, sight and hearing goes out of the window along with some other problems like not being able to , so please don't blame the