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Happy Birthday DirtyMartini!
Her Royal Spriteness
i forget the rules... do was spank him, or does he get to spank us?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by Piquet
Happy Birthday Alan !!!
Uh Pete...did you like over-sleep or something...by about a month???
But thanks...btw you missed the party, but I heard it was good...
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DirtyMartini is like the Queen, he has several birthdays a year. Or is that baths? I can never remember. 
Quote by nicola
DirtyMartini is like the Queen, he has several birthdays a year. Or is that baths? I can never remember.
hahah, doesn't really matter! We all obviously are in need to have excuse to party, lol! Love those excuses
and happy happy birthday Alan, whenever you have one count me in to support your drinking plans!
ps (sorry for getting in here so late
) Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by Piquet
Happy Birthday Alan !!!
Uh Pete...did you like over-sleep or something...by about a month???
But thanks...btw you missed the party, but I heard it was good...
It was good. You were passed out in the corner with a ciggy hanging out of your mouth. At least you swore to the cop that it was a ciggy. We picked you up and dusted you off and sat you back on the barstool where you had fallen off. Then you said let's do this again next month just for shits and grins. So, here we are!!
