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Who knew .... Because this is the Inaugural Celebration so...
Happy National Sex Toy Day!!!
All hail the mighty toy!!!!!

That being said... I declare that all must use every toy in their home, put it to good use and treat them well!!! WOOT!!! OH! New batteries!!! Go me!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woo!

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Oh darn! Not being part of the 'American Public' kinda excludes me.

Hang on, my wife attended Uni in the States.... I'm sure that qualifies. I'll celebrate in ...er...I mean....on her, oh wait, that sounds worse.

Ah sod it, I'll just shag her
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Ok everyone get your toys out, and at the count of three, we will all use them at the same time.
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Quote by Pixie
Today is National Sex Toy Day!!




http://www.vibratorreviewspot.com/national-sex-toy-day-nov-4th
does this mean we get to see ya use it? lmao.. gives an angelic look


You wish, Stuart!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Pixie, do you still have that toy turned on?
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Pixie, do you still have that toy turned on?


Yes I do, and I am embarassed to admit I have gone numb.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
YAY! Now I have an excuse to go get a new toy!
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YAY! Now I have an excuse to go get a new toy!


As in a new new toy or a new version of something you have got already?

It would be interesting if people would come up with something really new.
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Quote by Pixie
Quote by stuart1975
Quote by Pixie
Today is National Sex Toy Day!!




http://www.vibratorreviewspot.com/national-sex-toy-day-nov-4th
does this mean we get to see ya use it? lmao.. gives an angelic look


You wish, Stuart!!



Ah but Pixie your parents never taught you that you should share?


Not with her or anyone else for that matter mister unless im there
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
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Quote by Pixie
Quote by stuart1975
Quote by Pixie
Today is National Sex Toy Day!!




http://www.vibratorreviewspot.com/national-sex-toy-day-nov-4th
does this mean we get to see ya use it? lmao.. gives an angelic look


You wish, Stuart!!



Ah but Pixie your parents never taught you that you should share?


Not with her or anyone else for that matter mister unless im there


Then cum and join us babe the more the merrier
Quote by stuart1975
Quote by sassycheergirl
Quote by stuart1975
Quote by Pixie
Quote by stuart1975
Quote by Pixie
Today is National Sex Toy Day!!




http://www.vibratorreviewspot.com/national-sex-toy-day-nov-4th
does this mean we get to see ya use it? lmao.. gives an angelic look


You wish, Stuart!!



Ah but Pixie your parents never taught you that you should share?


Not with her or anyone else for that matter mister unless im there


Then cum and join us babe the more the merrier


OMG!! im not sharing...
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
Quote by sassycheergirl
Quote by stuart1975
Quote by sassycheergirl
Quote by stuart1975
Quote by Pixie
Quote by stuart1975
Quote by Pixie
Today is National Sex Toy Day!!




http://www.vibratorreviewspot.com/national-sex-toy-day-nov-4th
does this mean we get to see ya use it? lmao.. gives an angelic look


You wish, Stuart!!



Ah but Pixie your parents never taught you that you should share?


Not with her or anyone else for that matter mister unless im there


Then cum and join us babe the more the merrier


OMG!! im not sharing...



Lol chicken!