Always read the label

2 May 2012

Just sometimes, the reviews on Amazon are particularly enlightening...

Veet hair removal cream for men - how not to use it

Don't ask how I found this

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

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2 May 2012

Um, 'maroon colored bag of agony'...??? I find that somewhat gross. The warnings/labels are NOT put there to fill up blanks spaces..

2 May 2012

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

This made me laugh so hard there were tears running down my cheeks. tinkywinkleton

2 May 2012

Haha I just read the first three but i imagine the other 300 are of a similar story.

But I agree, Veet is evil. I smeared it on my legs once and after a minute it burned so bad I had to wash it off and was left with burns that looked like grazes all up my legs. Not good.

But I would NEVER put it on my bits just like that without testing it. Silly men.

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2 May 2012

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

hahaha i cant stop laughing!!! Lfunny

more painfull than childbirth hahahaha

Am i doing a bad translation or do people really have a favorite eye? i mean i love both of mine, cant choose a favorite lol

Edit: omg it gets better if you keep reading!! hahaha i sooo needed this!!

Having lathered the cream all over my passion pole and clock-weights I went downstairs, sat down in front of the TV, and waited for the magic to work.

I've always advocated chemical castration for rapists and child-abusers without really knowing exactly what that means. I do now

I purchased this product in a professional capacity, as the executive intimate grooming consultant to the popular actor and fighty man Mr Chuckleton "Chuck" Norris. I asked Mr Norris to remove his solidly heterosexual combat trousers and I then applied the gel to his sub-navel appendages. He said little at first, but then I noticed a small driplet of water making its way down his rugged cheek. "My winky's gone all hurty," he sobbed. Upon closer inspection, Mr Norris's previously granite-like babymaker had become a tiny, pinkish smear of semi-liquid flesh that votes Democrat and wants to go on a date with that nice Robert Pattinson.

2 May 2012

This just keeps getting better!

3 May 2012

A little tip for 'Andrew' !! laughing6

Try the Ladies Veet for sensitive skin. A much milder cream that is equally effective on both guys and girls! X

3 May 2012

Quote by chefkathleen

This made me laugh so hard there were tears running down my cheeks. tinkywinkleton

I was eating luch when I read the reviews. I laughed so hard I spit all over my monitor... damn it, where did she put the wipes?

3 May 2012

I read this ages ago after a friend sent me the link and laughed so hard I was in tears and it's still as good second time round. Makes me truly glad that some men think they are beyond safety recommendations, thank god for guys like that!

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5 May 2012

I loved the one by the guy who stuffed it up his nose! Reminded me of the kid in One Fine Day. LOL

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster

8 May 2012

I haven't laughed this hard in I cant remember.
My stomach hurts, my cheeks ache and I've got tears running down my cheeks

Going back to read that again

8 May 2012

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahah and he still gives it a five.....oh good lord i love this.

8 May 2012

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

21 Jul 2012

The problem came when we decided to baldify my arse crack. Oh my god, bloody hell what a mistake. The first sensation was of a nice chilled feeling between my bottom cheeks, kind of like sitting down in wet grass. All well and good. Then I hit the shower, it was like a vindaloo had been poured between my arse cheeks, while I was getting a severe wedgie. To say it was agony is an understatement, I was howling. Even today (4 days after the event) I can't walk properly or sit on my bike.

Lfunny

21 Jul 2012

I once brought some cream for a heat rash. Read the instructions etc and said suitable for use on Poison Oak rashes also right at the start, then under do not use for instructions stated not suitable for poison oak :/ Good job mine was only a heat rash lol.

21 Jul 2012

These reviews are hilarious.... How stupid some men are I will never understand.... Lfunny

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21 Jul 2012

I am lacking the actual instructions but I am sure someone here must know how this is applied...

21 Jul 2012

Quote by FtLMale
I am lacking the actual instructions but I am sure someone here must know how this is applied...

*Backs away from the computer* Umm...... What is that supposed to be?

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12 Apr 2013

Thanks ! ! ! I was thinking about getting this to use on my shaft. Got a bit of hair there. And seeing as how I am nearly blind I am NOT going to try to shave it.

angry9

15 Jun 2013

I once tried an anti fungal lotion for athlete foot. The label also said it is effective for jock itch.....never again....

16 Jun 2013

How'd you find that?

17 Jun 2013

Quote by Michael
I am lacking the actual instructions but I am sure someone here must know how this is applied...

Supposedly, it's a lube that's applied to "the desired area" 15 minutes before any activity and the alum in it provides a "temporary tightening effect".