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50 Shades of?
Her Ladyship Verifier
Fifty Shades of Cats.
~ "She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She look'd down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott. "
Her Ladyship Verifier
Fifty Shades of Cats.
~ "She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She look'd down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott. "
Advanced Wordsmith
Fifty Shades of Paranoia.
Wait, who said that? Did somebody say something? Are you talking about me?
Wait, who said that? Did somebody say something? Are you talking about me?
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50 Ray Bans
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50 Shades of Whey - The Further Stories of Little Miss Muffet
50 Shades of Ben Gay - The Story of Shaquile O'Neal's Career
50 Shades of Stay - The True Story of Rin Tin Tin
50 Shades of Ben Gay - The Story of Shaquile O'Neal's Career
50 Shades of Stay - The True Story of Rin Tin Tin
If you have read 50 Shades of Gray and think that you are ready to be a dom or a sub. Then you have a lot to learn.
Follow my slave's blog slave skye's real life blog if we can get 100 followers she is going to start posting pictures!!! I know there are at least 100 of you that want to see that click the link enter your email and follow. We hit 100 then she has said she will post a picture of herself.
Follow my slave's blog slave skye's real life blog if we can get 100 followers she is going to start posting pictures!!! I know there are at least 100 of you that want to see that click the link enter your email and follow. We hit 100 then she has said she will post a picture of herself.
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Gaye
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50 shades of pubic hair.
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
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50 shades of obsession
Did this post? I better check. Okay it did. But what happens when I leave? Does it stay or get deleted? I better check and comeback. Maybe I should post it again...
Did this post? I better check. Okay it did. But what happens when I leave? Does it stay or get deleted? I better check and comeback. Maybe I should post it again...
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50 Shades of Leather
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Chalk...
50 Sheds of Grey
This is a parody of the 50 shades trilogy, apparently it's been out-selling the original in recent weeks.
There are some classic lines, such as:
"She stood before me, naked in my shed. ‘I’m yours for today,’ she gasped, ‘You can do whatever you want with me.’ So I took her to Nando’s.
We tried various positions- round the back, up against a wall, but the bottom of the garden was the only place for a really good shed.
By the time I’d finished, her bottom was bright pink - I’d mixed up the baby oil and Thousand Island dressing again."
This is a parody of the 50 shades trilogy, apparently it's been out-selling the original in recent weeks.
There are some classic lines, such as:
"She stood before me, naked in my shed. ‘I’m yours for today,’ she gasped, ‘You can do whatever you want with me.’ So I took her to Nando’s.
We tried various positions- round the back, up against a wall, but the bottom of the garden was the only place for a really good shed.
By the time I’d finished, her bottom was bright pink - I’d mixed up the baby oil and Thousand Island dressing again."