I do grammer real good
I live a fast paste life
I'm bilingual in six languages
I do math real good too
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1) I am a complete submissive
2) I fear intellectuals
3) I lie a lot
1. i've never had an overnight stay in a hospital.
2. i hate raw tomatoes and ketchup - but i love fresh salsa and marinara.
3. i set my front yard on fire when i was in fifth grade. (memories of the aftermath are fuzzy)
I've had three scars since I was a kid:
1. On top of my head (under my hair) from riding a horse and bashing my head into a tree limb. (age 12)
2. On the bottom of my right foot from walking barefoot and stepping on broken glass. (age 10)
3. Just above my left eye, where my twin swung a poster tube with a ragged metal end and hit me in the eye. (age 7)
1. I love dogs and hummingbirds.
2. When I was a kid loved time talking and playing with cows in the sun and feeding new born ones.
3. I love Meditation. Therefore so grateful Dr. Deepak Chopra makes new ones many times a year
1. I love to cook and taking recipes and modifying them to see if I can make them my own.
2. I love watching movies and probably have over 500 in my collection
3. I put my foot in my mouth far more often than I would like.
1. I've been pawed on the back and licked on the cheek by an adult male grey wolf (aka "timber wolf", aka C. lupus). Yes, a real one, and no, the wolf was not supposed to be acclimated to humans. I was 12.
2. At 6', I'm the shortest woman in generations in my family on my mother's side.
3. I shoot Glock pistols competitively and am in the process of taking up 3-gun competition (handgun, rifle, shotgun). Yet I don't hunt, I don't carry, and never touched a gun until I was well into my 20's.
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1) I have never tasted shrimp or lobster, just doesn't appeal to me.
2) Met Joe Montana and had a nice chat with him.
3) Not much of a traveler. Furthest I've flown was to Chicago for a few days.
1) I'm bored easily
2) I want to return to University and obtain a Doctorate.
3) I like Darkness
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
1. I use to live in Thailand
2. Love spicy food.
3. Hate bigots
3. I once won a legitimate writing contest and blew the prize money on beer.
2. I've had the goal of getting out of my life without ever watching the movie Titanic since I was in high school. The odds are ever-increasing in my favour.
1. If I created a playlist of all the music on my computer, I could listen to it for almost two months without repeating a song.
Don't believe everything that you read.
1.I stabbed my brother through the foot with a knife and nailed him to the floor boards coz he pissed me off and left him there for about 30 minutes til mum came home, the pussy kept asking me to pull it out and i refused, a) coz i knew what i would cop if i did and b) he could have done it himself
2. I have spent time on an island where I needed permission to get onto, even though my pop was from there
3. I pushed my sister out of a moving car coz she pissed me off and she fucked her wrist (she landed on sand), I told her next time she should tuck and roll, that when down like a fart in a sleeping bag.
1. I really want to present at a conference this year but I'm struggling to write my abstract.
2. I sometimes snort when I laugh. And if I'm not snorting, I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe and all you can hear is me wheezing in the corner building up to take a gigantic breath and do it all again. People usually laugh at me for this and so the cycle repeats itself.
3. When I'm in a lot of pain I often think of and desperately desire for needles to take my pain away, as if it could be aspirated from my body. I believe it's due to an illness event in my childhood where I had fluid aspirated from my hip and suddenly my pain was gone. It's amazing how the mind make subconscious connections.
1. I prefer beer to non alcoholic drinks
2. I prefer wine to beer
3. I prefer Scotch to wine
1. I've been arrested for fighting but it was all her fault and it was dropped
2. I've been in love twice
3. I am learning how to fly fish
1. I've played a woman on stage.
2. I'm a qualified dance and drama teacher.
3. I once split my head open on a door frame.
Quote by Freddie Mercury
My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairy tales of yesterday grow and never die
I can fly
The show must go on.
1) I fall asleep to YouTube. I tried for years to not make a habit out of it but failed seeing as I do so most nights. Those times I forget to plug in my phone before drifting off are always bummers the next morning, especially if I don't grab my charger on the way to work.
2) I'm a gamer with several hundred physical copies in my collection, ranging from the early 80's to current titles across multiple consoles and computers. It's taken me years to accumulate everything and, despite owning more games than I could possibly ever play to 100% completion, I continue to add to the shelves at a pretty regular pace. Knowing this, however, I loan, trade, and sell them rather freely so long as they are going to someone who appreciates the medium.
3) I have two cats, a brother and sister from the same litter (he was the biggest, she was the runt). I took them in after someone dropped off a pregnant cat at a rescue and there simply wasn't enough room for all of the newborns.
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
1) I trained as a librarian but work in IT now
2) I have been fascinated by all things space since I was quite young.
3) I love mountains and wish I lived in Colorado or Alberta or some such place that has them.
1) I am about 10 weeks away from my MBA
2) I am a musician
3) I have no hair around my pussy
1. Outside of surgery everytime I've gotten stitches was because of my brother. Over 200 just searching for his bicycle. Almost impaled my face into my mouth.
2. I've stuck a pitch fork through said brothers foot because he wouldn't help with the chores. I also got into my first real fist fight with him because he said I couldn't play football with his friends cause I was a girl. (He's 2 years younger than me but almost a good taller)
3. I raised both my brothers for the most part and today we barely speak do to addiction on their part.
1. I get bored on lush sometimes and just go try to find a random guy to fuck me.
2. I love to eat chocolate covered raisins when I am depressed.
3. I never sleep in the nude, but get fucked a lot in the bed when I am nude.
