yesterday I was out with my friends when some random guy came up to me and said "Is that a mirror in your back pocket because I see me in your pants."
I just laughed at him and walked away. Anyone else havbe one to share???
someone came up and said that to you? Don't go there anymore. Since you were with friends and not alone I would have answered "mirror it's not clear, I like girls"
Anyway another stupid one "did it hurt when you fell form the sky.. angel?"
Answer is "no it didn't, but it hurts now looking at you"
Choose n Practice Happiness
Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
"Hey sweetie, I got a roll of salami for you, wanna go make a sandwich?"
Used by a friend of mine and actually worked, she thought he was hilarious and gave him points for creativity.
My more recent ex approached me with "how much does a polar bear weigh?". I didn't even recognize when she said it that she was flirting with me.
Not really a chat up line but "be my friend you hot little whore" was n't exactly the best friend request I've ever received!
