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Which "attainable" skills would you like to have?

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I'd love to be able to draw x or speak another language x

And I know this isn't attainable but I'd love to be able to fly x
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I would love to be a virtuoso pianist. I can read music very well, was a trumpet player in high school and college. But never learned to play piano. Something about pounding on those keys is magical to me.

If I were a woman I'd want to be a great soprano singer. Cannot help it, but when a beautiful voice is powering through some emotional piece of music and hitting those high notes, my eyes water up.



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I'd be happy to teach you to solder. As for the Ukulele you're on your own. They all sound out of tune to me.

As for me, I'd like to learn to navigate by the stars so I could sail the world.
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i would like to be fluent in the languages i only speak a little (spanish, french, korean) and add italian.

i would like to be able to truly play my classical guitar rather than puttering around on it.

i would like to learn to blow glass.
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I would love to write and speak fluent Italian, Spanish, French, Chinese, Japanese, and German.

I would love to learn how to cook well.

I would love to learn how to sing like R. Kelly and Marvin Gaye.

I would love to have Michael Jordan’s sports gifts.
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i would like to be able to play an instrument and sing really well enough to feel comfortable doing it in public.

i would like to learn to swim one day.

i want to learn to snow board.

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i would like to be able to play an instrument and sing really well enough to feel comfortable doing it in public.

i would like to learn to swim one day.

i want to learn to snow board.



I can teach you to swim. I've known how my entire life. One thing though. While I'm teaching you all the correct techniques, I'll have to have a finger in your ass and one in your pussy. Otherwise you'll fill with water and sink.



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I can teach you to swim. I've known how my entire life. One thing though. While I'm teaching you all the correct techniques, I'll have to have a finger in your ass and one in your pussy. Otherwise you'll fill with water and sink.


i'm more worried about the water that goes into my mouth, to be honest. smile

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i'm more worried about the water that goes into my mouth, to be honest. smile


Easily fixed. Don't open your mouth. Swimming is easy. Go to the Y and get lessons. It's the fear of the unknown that can be scary. Practice in the bathtub. Hold your nose and lay under the water. And by the way, water in the mouth is just like cum. It won't go down your throat unless you swallow or inhale.



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Tp speak and converse in 3 languages.

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Easily fixed. Don't open your mouth. Swimming is easy. Go to the Y and get lessons. It's the fear of the unknown that can be scary. Practice in the bathtub. Hold your nose and lay under the water. And by the way, water in the mouth is just like cum. It won't go down your throat unless you swallow or inhale.


Only on Lush would someone explain how water in your mouth feels like by comparing it with cum!! But he is right Sprite, keep your mouth close and youll be perfectly fine
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end my penis enhancing ointment formula within the next tree days so i could make lot of money before london Ol. Games.
Trying to sound cool. Too much work left.
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i would like to have super strength, the worlds biggest penis + balls and having sex anywhere with any women that i think are fit.
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I'd like to get my 2nd Dan black belt. I would have to work really hard for a sustained period. It gets harder as you get older!

I'd like to sing in a chorus again (a lot of aspiring musicians here). Especially a cappella jazz.
An old favorite story of mine: The Chaise Lounge
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Languages. Spanish, Italian, French (Most popular languages around my job) and maybe Russian for shits and giggles.
Play an instrument.
Add some more certification to my life.
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I would like to be more patient with myself, I tend to get discouraged if I don't perform the way I imagine I should... One major reason I stopped playing tennis and sometimes struggle playing golf. I tend to do better with team sports.

I would really like to be able to organize my time better so that I could write and read more.

I want to learn how to more grounded... to be more in touch with my chi.
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Specialist Counselor for students and earn a degree in human psychology
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I'd like to learn CAD.

And I'd like to become as comfortable and proficient on bassoon as I am on clarinet. I don't care to be great, or even as good as I am on flute and tenor sax, and nothing like as good as I am on piccolo and bari sax, but I'd like to be adequate for theater "double" work.
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Besides everything that's been mentioned here (ditto on being multilingual smile ), I'd love to be a helluva good dancer. Good enough to be a backup dancer for all those pop artists out there. It's always been a random fantasy of mine.
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I would like to be multilingual as well. I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English (obviously), and I took 4 years of high school Latin. However, I am very good at catching on to new languages so I would like to learn - Spanish, German, Japanese, and French.

I also would like to be a better dancer. I was never any good with hand-eye coordination, and I don't believe it's too late to start now.

That's about it for now.
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Blacksmithing is my new thing to wanna learn and plan to this summer.
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I'd like to be fluent in at least 13 languages.
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To complete my skydiving coursesmile
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To communicate with the people already placed in hell and heaven.....
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i'd like to brush up on my sign language skills.
i'd love to learn a foreign language.
learning how to sculpt is high on my list.
i'd also like to learn how to play the harp.

Say. Her. Name.


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I looked up "attainable" ...

looks like i'm stuck with coffee and alcohol ...



both fun though

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sprite, I can not swim either. See how in Louisiana, we are mostly water. That is very bad. I also want to learn bag pipes, and the tharimin. I think I spelled that wrong. But I would start the most annoying band ever.
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sprite, I can not swim either. See how in Louisiana, we are mostly water. That is very bad. I also want to learn bag pipes, and the tharimin. I think I spelled that wrong. But I would start the most annoying band ever.


my wife used to swim competatively in HS. my issue is that i'm afraid of the water. that said, it was something i really wanted to get over, so she began teaching me a few years ago - she has a lot of patience. i'm a crap swimmer, but i will go into the pool now and enjoy it. also, we went to hawaii last year and went snorkling. It was amazing. i panicked a bit at first, but got over it and really loved it. it's never too late to learn.

ps. it's spelled theremin. and they're totally cool. not sure how they'd go with bagpipes - be fun to torture your neighbors with, i imagine. biggrin

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