Many people here know that I often work late or weekend hours, and sometimes I use the opportunity to relax and unwind. I'm usually the only person in the office, so it's pretty easy to loosen up. There have been times when I've worked a whole Saturday work nude, and I've taken photos of myself in and around the office. There have been times before when I've just leaned back with a margarita in my hand and surfed porn for a couple hours. Other than almost getting caught by the office manager with my dick in my hand once, I can't remember doing anything really crazy.
So what's your story? What's the craziest thing you've ever done on the clock?
Gave my married English boss who was 20 years older than me a back rub that turned into a blow job and then a 5 year on and off again affair.
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off! actually worked and not spent all day playing on lush ;)
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
My job requires a lot of interviewing of patients, and many times, I record sessions, and last year I went fully digital with a new, state of the art model. I was testing it, seeing how well it worked for transcribing sessions. It worked great! Then hubby called, and our, uh, conversation got rather heated (I was in my second trimester, hormone overload), but we finished up our chat, no problem before anyone else got there. After lunch, a colleague asked about my new recorder and I showed him how well it worked, as my voice came from it, saying "God I can't wait until I can ride your cock tonight, you can fuck me all night long". You could have heard a pin drop in the office. I always had the playback level loud to aid in transcribing a session. Too loud. The girls just started laughing and my male colleague just shuffled out of the office with an embarrassed look. Now, I use headphones, just in case.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
That was funny as all get out!
I often masturbate in the bathroom after lunch and very seldomly in my office. I always wonder if people will know that I've just masturbated. As far as I know, no one has ever caught on. LOL!
Not someting naughty at work but I often have extremely vivid and sexually explicit dreams about my boss. It's so weird because I'm not physically attracted to him at all. The day following my dreams I always feel funny around him. I have also started mentally recalling my dreams when I'm sitting in his office. I have caught myself sitting across the desk from him, looking at his fingers and wondering what they would feel like inside of me, wondering how he likes sex, how often to has sex, how good he is in bed, the size of his penis, etc.
Just the other day, I took a picture of myself naked from the waist down in a conference room at work. I took the picture during lunch breaks. The risk involved in capturing the picture made it that much more exciting. I turned the lights off, opened the window shades and set up the camera on a tripod. Quickly removing my pants I snapped a few pictures and sent them to my boyfriend.
At a previous job, I would often have sex at work. On airplanes, in hotels, etc. and with coworkers.
Sometimes I masturbate in the toilet. I've just mastered a 100 per cent silent technique.
OMG .... that video was HILARIOUS!!! and the guy took exception to it being video taped!! hahaha
I bet that thought will stop A LOT of people doing that ... and probably turn on a number TO DO IT!!
haha .... still laughing!!
(oh ... and yes I have had sex in the office with my partner. I don't THINK there were any cameras!)
Van
Masturbated in the ladies rooms at my previous office job and more recently masturbated behind the desk of the store I work in that faces one huge window and looks out onto the street!
I had a new hot young latina as a temp receptionist in the office.... I never really paid attn to big boobs before... but WOW she had amazing chest...and would wear very sexy blouses and tops...with a glipse of bra every day....I konw she caught me a couple times taking lil peaks and longer glances...by Wed she started flirting back...and would lean over in frotn of my desk just to tease me...so eventually we started making comments and I would make comments about her big boobs... when Friday came....she wore a cute skirt with a very sexy scoop neckline top that barelyy contained her chest...she teased n tempte me all day..making comments how "I know you love my cleavage" to me...as a VP I had to be very careful.. at closing...everyone was leaving office she came to my office and shut the door behind her...leaned over my desk her huge boobs hanging and resting on my desk...she asked if i woudl be calling her back next week to temp again...i told I think so but wasnt sure.. and enjoyed her being with us....she did a great job...which she did lol...then she asked me...slowly and slyly if I enjoyed her cleavge all week lol...i had to smile and commend her on it...so she leaned closer and asked if I had ever touched big boobs? i said sure...she says not as big as these tho huh? she asked fo rmy hands.. took them in hers and rested her tits in my hands...i couldnt resist...son I was massaging and pulling on them.. she released them from her top...was licking her own nipple as I was playing n pulling on the other...that eveing i got my first titty fuck in my ofice
When I was training as a psychiatric nurse one of the girls in the nurses home was complaining on Valentine's day that nobody fancied her or wanted her because she hadn't received a card. I went out and bought a card, anonymously wrote a lurid description of what I wanted to do to her inside it, then put it inside an envelope, complete with stamp and forged postmark, then dropped in her pigeon-hole.
Well of course, far from being pleased, she went absolutely nuts and got all paranoid that some freak was having all these sick fantasies about her. She got so upset about it that in the end I had to admit that it was me that had done it in an attempt to cheer her up. She wasn't amused but one of her friends thought this was very hot and started visiting my room for some mutual relief sessions after that, so it all worked out fine in the end.
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
Well, I've masturbated at work in my office... with the door locked of course... ;)
Lots of masturbation in the office and in the bathroom. Couple of times managed to have sex in my desk.
Hmm, nothing more than masturbating...
Had phone sex in my car talking to Bikebum.
when i was 17 i worked in a local branch of river island. my BF at the time came in to see me and we ended up having sex in the changing room
Ive had sex with the wife on my desk at work and also had her spread out completely nude on my conference table. Hmmm...I think there's a story there...
Just registered today for the forum, so, what a way to start....
When I worked at part of a Midwestern "car assembly plant"(one of the big 3 car companies), me and a woman that worked there got pretty friendly.
A train runs along the back of the building that brings in parts for the trucks, and they're usually parked there all day. there's fields behind the tracks, so nothing can be seen.
We would go out behind the train cars and have sex during lunch or breaks. The winter sucked though.....went out to my truck all the time then :P
After a function at work, I fucked a colleague on our accountant's desk, (unknowingly - until the bitter end - being watched by the security guard) scattering paperwork and the likes all over the floor. The next morning, after having tried to tidy the place up after our encounter, the accountant wanted to know what had happened to her paperwork that she had so meticulously sorted out the day before ...and why her computer screen was on the wrong side of the desk. Thankfully she never asked the security guard.
Wearing lingerie to work under my dull male clothes.
i worked in a small firm over the summer when i was 17. i cleaned the office up 3 days a week. one night when i was there alone and for some reason i was going through the bosses desk. and found his glass paper weight ..it is 4in long and about an 1in wide. that when i got a kinky ideal..i took all my clothes off and layed down on his desk and fucked my pussy with the paper weight till i came all over his desk..then i put my dirty panties in his top desk and put my clothes back on and left..i guess he never told anybody about my panties in his desk cause i never heard anything about it...
I work in a library ... I once brought myself to orgasm while sitting at the main service counter in the middle of the day...
Sexy as hell baby
