So, since it's a marathon of whats been said in bed, I wanted to make one myself.
What have you said in bed, that didn't work out quite as you had in mind?
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What have YOU said...that turned out wrong?
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I said lots of stupid things as a teenager, in and out of bed- but the one that comes to mind right now was when I was with a girl one night, and she wanted it rough. That was a new thing for me, so I got after it with gusto. I don't remember what kind of semi-dirty talk she threw at me, but I'll always remember what I said in return:
"You like it like that? You dirty ho?"
stupid. stupid. teenage Marcus misjudged that one badly.
"Who you callin' ho??!!"
If there was a jukebox where we were, it would've come unplugged right then.
"You like it like that? You dirty ho?"
stupid. stupid. teenage Marcus misjudged that one badly.
"Who you callin' ho??!!"
If there was a jukebox where we were, it would've come unplugged right then.
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I said lots of stupid things as a teenager, in and out of bed- but the one that comes to mind right now was when I was with a girl one night, and she wanted it rough. That was a new thing for me, so I got after it with gusto. I don't remember what kind of semi-dirty talk she threw at me, but I'll always remember what I said in return:
"You like it like that? You dirty ho?"
stupid. stupid. teenage Marcus misjudged that one badly.
"Who you callin' ho??!!"
If there was a jukebox where we were, it would've come unplugged right then.
hehehehehe that was amusing..can picture it in my head
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I've kinda got a spin on this. I met my now ex for a lunchtime quickie recently and I was giving him one hell of a blow job. He was getting quite vocal - which to be fair he always did. But then he started calling me a dirty little cocksucker! End of relationship!
Couldn't look at him in the same light again.
Was I over sensitive?
Couldn't look at him in the same light again.
Was I over sensitive?
IMHO, I'd give him a second chance.Quote by DaisyChain
I've kinda got a spin on this. I met my now ex for a lunchtime quickie recently and I was giving him one hell of a blow job. He was getting quite vocal - which to be fair he always did. But then he started calling me a dirty little cocksucker! End of relationship!
Couldn't look at him in the same light again.
Was I over sensitive?
It depends - that stuff doesn't bother me and, in the right setting, can turn me on. My deal breaker was a response to something I said once to the effect of "own my ass" during some heavy doggy play and my partner gave me a really hard smack on my butt that was NOT appreciated.
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I suppose for me its a trust issue. Like you said, Rocco - its not my thing. Serious misjudgement on his part.
Not that I'm an angel. I once said "Is that it?!" to one partner when we first got naked. He was a big, muscly rugby player - with the smallest erect penis I've ever seen!
Not that I'm an angel. I once said "Is that it?!" to one partner when we first got naked. He was a big, muscly rugby player - with the smallest erect penis I've ever seen!
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I suppose for me its a trust issue. Like you said, Rocco - its not my thing. Serious misjudgement on his part.
Not that I'm an angel. I once said "Is that it?!" to one partner when we first got naked. He was a big, muscly rugby player - with the smallest erect penis I've ever seen!
I think that may be more of what it is Daisy....a trust issue.....sometimes you won't find out how you will feel until its actually said unfortunately....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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I've kinda got a spin on this. I met my now ex for a lunchtime quickie recently and I was giving him one hell of a blow job. He was getting quite vocal - which to be fair he always did. But then he started calling me a dirty little cocksucker! End of relationship!
Couldn't look at him in the same light again.
Was I over sensitive?
I can't not ask: Did you at least finish what you'd started?
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Aww, Rocco, I thought even you made mistakes.
*goes pouting in the corner*
*goes pouting in the corner*
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"When are you going to ask me to marry you?" knocked him back a bit..
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This means Rocco wipe out all evidence of his mistakes.
*nods sagely*
Oh Steff, I usually ask that afterwards...
(guess why there are mostly one nighters on my list...)
*nods sagely*
Oh Steff, I usually ask that afterwards...
(guess why there are mostly one nighters on my list...)
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Uhmm well one thing I did say once was “Is it in yet?” and his response was “It’s been in” followed by him getting off me and putting his clothes back on… Oops I guess..! 
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"Please tell me you can last longer than this!" was not one of my better moments. For some odd reason, he never called me again.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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I've kinda got a spin on this. I met my now ex for a lunchtime quickie recently and I was giving him one hell of a blow job. He was getting quite vocal - which to be fair he always did. But then he started calling me a dirty little cocksucker! End of relationship!
Couldn't look at him in the same light again.
Was I over sensitive?
I can't not ask: Did you at least finish what you'd started?
Yes - he said it right at the last minute!!!
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I used to go out with this guy, and he told me his name about three times, but each time he told me a different one. So one night when we were having sex I didn't know what to call hm, so I just blurted out this random name. He got really offended and left - whoops!
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[Pats Daisy] Hope you didn't choke on it.
Nope - but I spat!
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I love you
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I do
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