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What have YOU said...that turned out wrong?

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LaylaJune
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Quote by doctorlove
I do


Haha Dr.


I am usually pretty good at damage control, but there are some people who, no matter WHAT you say to them, they take it the wrong way. It is exhausting. Happens online and in real life.
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Another phrase I have been known to utter and it gets misconstrued is "I will think about it" not sure how that means its going to happen, but that is how it gets read for some reason.
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Quote by Missy4fun73
Another phrase I have been known to utter and it gets misconstrued is "I will think about it" not sure how that means its going to happen, but that is how it gets read for some reason.


Ha! Whenever I said that to my kids they whine "Whenever Dad says that it means no."
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Asking a woman I hadn't seen for a while how her husband was...'Still dead,' came her reply! Doh!
oshkrozz
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Can I borrow your dress ...
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804 of my first 900 Forum Posts ...

the other 96 were on the subject of 'who's the sexiest' or 'would u have sex with?'

am fairly confident with those answers..

Eroticawriter
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At the elevator, to a guy. "I'm going down." He held his hand to his crotch and said, "oh really?" With a smile.
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First time in bed with my boyfriend, he looked at me dead in the eye in a moment of passion and said, "So, you wanna play Yahtzee?"

I ended up laughing so hard it killed the mood.

A year an a half later I married that goofball... and last month we celebrated our 6th anniversary.
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First time in bed with my boyfriend, he looked at me dead in the eye in a moment of passion and said, "So, you wanna play Yahtzee?"

I ended up laughing so hard it killed the mood.

A year an a half later I married that goofball... and last month we celebrated our 6th anniversary.


awwwwwwww ... awesome post ...

r u still letting him win???

meanwhile ..

In Genesis it says Adam and Eve ... not Adam and Steve ...
But I said there was never a girl in the band!



Wasn't Genesis Phil, Mike and Tony ???
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Quote by hayley
awwwwwwww ... awesome post ...

r u still letting him win???


Sometimes!

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meanwhile ..

In Genesis it says Adam and Eve ... not Adam and Steve ...
But I said there was never a girl in the band!



Wasn't Genesis Phil, Mike and Tony ???






That's great! I love Genesis!
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When I married my first wife and I was suppose to say with this Ring, it came out with this Wing