My face….😎
One more to add to the list that seems to have popped up in the past few months: guys (usually barely-legal teenage boys) with gigantic, obviously fake, cocks. Do they post these videos just to get eyeballs? I can't imagine that a guy with a rubber cock is a turn-on to anyone.
Recommended Reads: Amy's Mom | Dick Job I Pork by Northwest
Newest: Band Camp | Midlife Renewal - Poolside Pleasures / Trouble on the Turnpike
Top stories: Skiing with Keith and Kate | The Reunion | Lewd Beach | A Hole New World
Series: Midlife Renewal | Summer Cockbuster | It's A Date | Becoming A Man | Contagion
Couple of things really get me.
Kistin has already covered men.
Someone else covered obviously fake tits.
Bad acting is very annoying.
I'm going for the ludicrous depictions of lesbians.
Some of them look so bored they're trying not to fall asleep.
The most half baked foreplay possible.
None of them seem to know how to properly screw another woman.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
Quote by Jaywarf
Maybe I've missed it, but I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the "gluck, gluck, gluck" sound during so called deep throat scenes.
lol. Totally agree. I don't quite understand how anyone thinks that the girl is enjoying that. And - isn't it supposed to be about watching people enjoy themselves?
Oh man, finally a place to vent my frustrations...
- Seeing women dressed for a night club when supposedly doing housework or just hanging around the house. Personally, seeing a woman dressed in normal clothes get seduced and stripped would be SO much more exciting, not to mention believable.
- Boobs so fake the nipples point in opposite directions. Now I know it's not the woman's fault and I do feel sorry for them, but as a viewer it's very distracting.
- Tattoos that cover large parts of the body. This goes for both men and women. Seriously, I want to see skin, not ink. Besides, how the fuck am I supposed to get turned on looking at a python or octopus or Satan?
- Dry pussies. Now I've been married a very long time so I understand how things work down there, so seeing a woman act so turned on or even cumming while rubbing her bone-dry pussy just pisses me off. C'mon folks, we can do better than that. All it takes is a little KY.
I’m going to double down on complaining about the hands-on-the-neck thing. I’m hearing reports that people are increasingly being asked by their sex partners (sometimes even women!) to let them do this to them. I don’t GAF if consent rules are being followed, this is a question that no casual partner should EVER be asked to agree to.
It’s only become a thing because porn has normalized it, and it’s getting ever more prevalent, now even in gay and bi videos. I’m even starting to see pics and gifs in the Lush Gallery with a guy near-choking a woman. It needs to stop.
Recommended Reads: Amy's Mom | Dick Job I Pork by Northwest
Newest: Band Camp | Midlife Renewal - Poolside Pleasures / Trouble on the Turnpike
Top stories: Skiing with Keith and Kate | The Reunion | Lewd Beach | A Hole New World
Series: Midlife Renewal | Summer Cockbuster | It's A Date | Becoming A Man | Contagion
Men getting rimmed. I fast forward expeditiously.
My last published story: Ho For The Holidays