Hand cream / liquid soap, used for cum, on her body or 'leaking' from her pussy. I do not think anyone has that amount or that colour.
Hand cream / liquid soap, used for cum, on her body or 'leaking' from her pussy. I do not think anyone has that amount or that colour.
Spitting in the mouth
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I laughed.
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I don't like it when you can't see faces.
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
Cosmetically enhanced boobs and faces. I do prefer 'au naturale'.
I find the lack of pubic hair on women in porn videos baffling. I’m not against shaving completely, from time to time. But on the whole I think the sensuality of a beautiful muff is divine. The muff is making something of a comeback, but the bland orthodoxy of the shaved mound is still one of the ridiculous things about the porn industry for me (there are plenty more).
Give me amateurs, real people, all age adults, and not overly made up or over acting. Trying new and sometimes unusual things can be fun to watch and dream!
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I hate that this made me cackle 🤣🤣.
Oh yeah... what I hate in porn.
Erm.
Weak, quiet cumshots 🤷♂️.
My last published story: Good For Nothing
What I hate in porn is when they have anal sex then turn around and do oral sex.
When they don’t show them using any lube or just spitting in their hand when having anal sex
When they show licking the anus.
Storyline. Just get to the fucking.
I always wondered why when they start to have sex why in the world does every scene start with a cock being sucked or a pussy being eaten. That does not really happen.
I just don't find anal sexy. It's naughty and dirty and have indulged which is better than watching it for me.
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I just don't find anal sexy. It's naughty and dirty and have indulged which is better than watching it for me.
I laugh when the guy is like, show me your ass and she starts making asshole wink lol
Fake loud moans 😳😳😳 scares me
Also available, and worse still, in real sex 😅
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ATM & Choking
I hate any type of abuse. Hard consential fucking is one thing but abuse is never acceptable. On the subject of high heels I agree that they look silly when that is all the lady is wearing. Having removed her panties, stockings etc why would she put them back on.
Enhanced tits. Au natural every time for me, especially large sagging ones eg Reina, Sophie Musard, Vanessa Cool.
Boring sex in general. No vocalisations, or low energy makes me skip forward with the quickness.
My last published story: Good For Nothing
i really dont like degrading stuff. either violence to girls or boys, or caging boys dicks..its demeaning n i dont like it
Spitting and choking, which I think others have already mentioned. I am meh on anal sex in general. Never done it and not really turned on by it, even in gay porn.
How about a meditation on the beauty of nature and the nature of reality? My entry in the Beyond the Veil competition on Storiespace is up for your enjoyment.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/poetry/on-the-beauty-that-lies-beneath
Blokes with their fucking socks on. WTF 😱
Black men wearing condoms
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Blokes with their fucking socks on. WTF 😱
Oohh ohhh, but you like chicks w/ thigh high socks?
Wait,
That's simplyjohn.
Humiliation or degradation.
Excessive squirting. See above comments.
Choking. Just no.
I don’t mind inane plots and actor dialogue - it’s porn, so I kind of expect that - but I do agree that the asshat behind the camera needs to STFU.
Twerking. Like squirting, it’s not something that really was a thing when I was younger, so it’s not programmed into me as something sexy. When I see it, I shake my head and ask, “does that really turn younger guys on?” Maybe if I was more of an ass man?
Stepmom/stepdad/stepbrother/stepsister sex. Seems to be most of the porn clips the last five years or so. Are that many people really wanting to bang family members and using the modifier “step” to make it okay? I will occasionally find one of these hot, but their prevalence seems pretty fucked up. Sex with my friend’s mom? Hot. Sex with my own mom, or stepmom? Not.
This has been a complaint since right around 1990 (and I have been watching porn longer than that) but I’m with Safryzer in lamenting the overwhelming dominance of women being shaved down below. It has taken literally three decades before I’m finally able to turn off the alarm bells in my brain that scream “child!!” and make me go limp when I see a bare pussy. My subconscious programming is that bush is an essential part of womanhood. I’ve never had sex with a woman who didn’t have hair down below. Fortunately at least a little bush is starting to make a comeback, although the narrow pencil bushes just seem weird.
This might be a niche complaint (well, apparently, so is lack of pubes), but in most male-bisexual porn clips the guys start right into it with each other without any prologue, as if that’s the most natural thing in the world between two guys. It isn’t: breaking through the barrier that keeps most guys from getting together with other guys is tricky. Cutting through that tension is the sexiest part, and is what most of my bi stories are about. Contrast this with female bi clips, which often have an elaborate setup (yes, sometimes inane, but at least they bother) involving one of the girls hinting at their inclinations or comforting the other after breaking up with a bad boyfriend, etc. Often these clips don’t even get into kissing or sex until halfway through. I want to see bi-male porn written and filmed more like bi-female porn. Seduce me, man!
Okay, that was a long rant.
My Dirty Talk competition entry: No-Dating Policy
I get dicked by a federal agent. My top-ten Noir competition entry: Dick Job
My alliteration-addled Free Sprit competition entry: Buff Bluff in Banff
Card catalog? Hard catalog! My library
My mum. I've told her to pack it in but it's like talking to a brick wall.
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My mum. I've told her to pack it in but it's like talking to a brick wall.