There is nothing I dont like about the opposite sex,,If it wasn't for the different ways that we do or think,,we would all be men or women,,I just cant imagine a world without women.,,,,,,and we sure in the hell couldnt repopulate it without them.
After Long And Careful Deliberation,,I came to one conclusion ,,,, That when I want to have sex,, That is what she is most opposed to,,,,,hence the name Opposite Sex.
I am right here Woman ,,,Just as close as your imagination will take you,,And I'm listening.
*brings her lips up close to Shameless's ear breathlessly whispering... please don't step on my toes!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. You can lead my dear Woman,,I'll follow.
I'll need to stop and ask for directions first!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. I'm fine with this ,,you drive ,,and I'll ride.
Never fear! I have a driver!!! Or you can just ride behind me on my camel.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. Lets be sure to get That Camel really loaded up on water,,, wouldn't want it to get overheated.
*smacks head with palm and shakes head chuckling..... cross cultural jokes I tell you!!!
Shamless darling... oh look! Fireworks!!! Pretty! Shameless darling is really Bill Clinton.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. I don't like anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
Just kidding ladies! Not dislike, but I am jealous of their multiple orgasms.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. Yes ,and I am Still laughing about it ,, inside.
I agree, not all men are bad....but here are my issues!
1) some men lie
2) some men cheat
3) some men bitch and complain more than a woman on her period
4) some men think they are all that but really they aren't worth shit
5) some men think a woman's place is in the home cooking, cleaning, and having sex whenever he wants it......
6) some men think woman can't do anything a man can do....HELLO!!! Some woman can do things a lot better than a man can do!!!!
7) some men say they'll help you do something then all they do is sit on their ass and do nothing!
I sure hope you didn't marry that man!
I sure am talking to you Cotton_ Candy_ Kisses ,,, saved yourself a lot of grief,, not to mention a large amount of money in attorney"s fees.
Hmmm, what do I dislike about the opposite sex?
They have a monopoly on all the pussy.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I generally like men, and like most women I admit that I get along better with men than other women. The one thing that reaaaaaaally ticks me off though is that (most) men are really bad at returning phone calls. Call me back damn you all! hahaha.
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
Ha. I can't stand telephones. My job's based around one and when I'm not at work, I want nothing to do with them!