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this is a personal pet peeve, i don't have time to do my profile page right.
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What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?
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That non friends can't comment on pics, yet non friends can comment on audios and stories. When I see fake pics, I love to post the link where they can be found online so everyone can see the fake they are, yet if you're not on their friends list, you can't comment. Accepting comments on pics not yours, must make them feel all warm and fuzzy. Pathetic......
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How would someone go about deactivating their CAP LOCK? eye sight & lack of knowledge , creates one grand mess
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Rudeness, snarkiness, and making fun of other people's posts. Of course the block feature helps you deal with that pet peeve.
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I don't like profiles that are empty. At least put a fake picture up and something about you. Also, people who friend you and never talk to you again. What kind of friend is that?
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No avatar, empty profile, people who want to friend you when you haven't been introduced or chatted, people who lurk in chat rooms and never talk or leave as soon as you say hello...
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"Lush fishing" see below
Receiving a message with "lines" like the one above from a friend or not friend. Very seductive message in which the sender is trying to entice you to talk to him. "Aww, how sweet. He went through all that trouble to send me a PM to get to know me." Only to find out that he's sent the same message to countless of your other Lush friends.
Gosh darn! I don't feel so special anymore. 
I guess if you cast enough bait, someone is bound to bite.
People who leave Lush when you're maybe not on the best of terms with them. They then create a new Lush account, different name, friend you again, and don't own up that they knew you previously until you figure it out. And do this to you 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 times! FFS, enough already!
And if I leaned across you to kiss the nape of your neck....Would that make you giggle?
Receiving a message with "lines" like the one above from a friend or not friend. Very seductive message in which the sender is trying to entice you to talk to him. "Aww, how sweet. He went through all that trouble to send me a PM to get to know me." Only to find out that he's sent the same message to countless of your other Lush friends.
Gosh darn! I don't feel so special anymore. I guess if you cast enough bait, someone is bound to bite. People who leave Lush when you're maybe not on the best of terms with them. They then create a new Lush account, different name, friend you again, and don't own up that they knew you previously until you figure it out. And do this to you 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 times! FFS, enough already!
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"Lush fishing" see below
Receiving a message with "lines" like the one above from a friend or not friend. Very seductive message in which the sender is trying to entice you to talk to him. "Aww, how sweet. He went through all that trouble to send me a PM to get to know me." Only to find out that he's sent the same message to countless of your other Lush friends.
People who leave Lush when you're maybe not on the best of terms with them. They then create a new Lush account, different name, friend you again, and don't own up that they knew you previously until you figure it out. And do this to you 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 times! FFS, enough already!
My god, BOTH of those things!! How strange that I received that exact same PM this morning - I feel so un-fucking-special!
The leaving Lush and refriending you thing really pisses me off - it's so fucking sneaky and one of the reasons I'm kind of wary...
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Folk opening random chat windows and then when you look at their profiles, there's no info. How the fuck am I supposed to find common ground if you tell me nothing? How about a little effort to serve as a wee icebreaker? And on the offchance I do accept your chat request, don't expect me to cyber. I might be a total cyber slut, but that don't mean to say I'll do it with any pervert.
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People who can't write English.
-Like if you are going to be on an English based website, know English. It's that simple. Now, I am ok if someone knows English but does not know exactly how to word stuff. I can at least figure out what is trying to be communicated.
Men who ask "Are you horny?" right off the bat.
-Hunny, get to know me first! I'm not that kind of person.
You're making me horny with your "people who can't write English" rant. I am, of course, kidding with that comment, but I'd have to agree with you on that pet peeve. It's almost as annoying as (people, please don't kill me for doing this because I'm killing myself as it is) txt spk.
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You're making me horny with your "people who can't write English" rant. I am, of course, kidding with that comment, but I'd have to agree with you on that pet peeve. It's almost as annoying as (people, please don't kill me for doing this because I'm killing myself as it is) txt spk.
Like WTF man! U dnt like tht? OMG!!!
Ok ok BRB
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People thinking I can drop everything for them
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people who don't worship me properly and leave tributes of fresh virgins at the alter dedicated to the goddess that is Her Royal Spriteness.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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When people don't stand behind or own up to the things they say/do. And then when someone calls them on their bullshit, they back themselves into a corner and play victim and/or cry "bully".
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When people don't stand behind or own up to the things they say/do. And then when someone calls them on their bullshit, they back themselves into a corner and play victim and/or cry "bully".
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Like WTF man! U dnt like tht? OMG!!!
Ok ok BRB
I am so upset right now Oh, Sprite
is that enough worshiping? I'll sort out your virgins soon, I'm having trouble with my supplier just now.
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When people don't stand behind or own up to the things they say/do. And then when someone calls them on their bullshit, they back themselves into a corner and play victim and/or cry "bully".
bully *sticks my tongue out, runs like the wind*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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People with completely blank profile pages that want to chat! Give me something to work with, or don't bother me!!! I don't want to play twenty question to find something in common...
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People who lay guilt trips on you when you log out
Me: I'm off, chat again soon
AndTheyreLike: oh...
Me: I'm off, chat again soon
AndTheyreLike: oh...
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Trying to understand Men is like trying to smell the color 9
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Trying to understand Men is like trying to smell the color 9
it's pepperminty.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Oh, Sprite
see? Andrew gets it.
for that, i bestow the title of Sir Kitty of Ginger upon you. it even comes with a plot of land right next to a very lovely swamp. You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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see? Andrew gets it.
I think Andrew should get a refund.
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I think Andrew should get a refund.
somebodies jealous!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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somebodies jealous!
Penguin on a leash?!?! That is cruel and unusual!!
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the only thing that bothers me is when i take out the time to send an original non-pervy message and get ignored yet they're quick to friend me for my naughties. i'd like to chat too, you know. i'm not just a penis. :/
another one is where they have it where only friends can send a message/chat. i don't just send friend requests out all willy nilly. the point of the messaging is to gauge if i see them as someone to friend.
but i also realize the reason for that last one is thanks to the pervs who spam anything with a vagina dick pics/perverted things/spam. just sucks is all.
other than that, everything's all good.
another one is where they have it where only friends can send a message/chat. i don't just send friend requests out all willy nilly. the point of the messaging is to gauge if i see them as someone to friend.
but i also realize the reason for that last one is thanks to the pervs who spam anything with a vagina dick pics/perverted things/spam. just sucks is all.
other than that, everything's all good.
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Penguin on a leash?!?! That is cruel and unusual!!
i think this is a job for.. THE MASKED PENGUIN WRANGLER!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i think this is a job for.. THE MASKED PENGUIN WRANGLER!
Masked?
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the only thing that bothers me is when i take out the time to send an original non-pervy message and get ignored yet they're quick to friend me for my naughties. i'd like to chat too, you know. i'm not just a penis. :/ .
If that bothers you so much, why don't you put the dick pics in a private gallery for friends? Seems like an easy solution.
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The biggest thing that bugs me lately I guess is putting myself on AWAY especially when I am at work or just want to concentrate on reading a story. I cannot chat at work but I am able to read stories. But even on AWAY status there are still many folks who just ignore it and just bombard you with online messages.
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