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What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?

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Lush Pet Peeves ...

reading the back and forth between two members in a forum thread like it's a chatroom ... there's a thought ... go create a chatroom!!!




I think someone feels left out
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I think someone feels left out


ha!!

certainly not left out ... but really .... we needed to read back and forth ... 4, 5 ... 6 times??
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ha!!

certainly not left out ... but really .... we needed to read back and forth ... 4, 5 ... 6 times??


Relax sweets - this place is suppose to be F.U.N! Perhaps you might think about policing some of the other threads to make sure no one else is breaking the 'rules' since you seem to be on roll tonight. Message received. Thanks for putting us in our place Have a great night.
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People that cannot relax and have fun here. Not everything has to be super serious, why rain on a parade when it's only intention was to laugh a little? Who cares how many times someone responds in a specific thread?

If you don't like it......move on.
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guys who answer on 'ask the girls' !? Its not complicated....its called ask the GIRLS ! If I wanted male opinion i would ask one of my many honest and open male friends, but "ask the girls" is great for those 'difficult' questions (or would be if guys didn't keep answering!)
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guys who answer on 'ask the girls' !? Its not complicated....its called ask the GIRLS ! If I wanted male opinion i would ask one of my many honest and open male friends, but "ask the girls" is great for those 'difficult' questions (or would be if guys didn't keep answering!)


Rumour has it that a lot of the gals on here really are guys, so who knows? Maybe all the real gals are actually answering on the Ask the Guys section, but they all think the gals are really guys, when actually, it's just a front to get gay guys and straight women to open up and talk sexy stuff, just like the guys posing as lesbian or bi gals is a way of getting the other lesbian and bi gals to share their most intimate of intimacies during a heartfelt exchange of pussy intricacies. Or something. And really, we're all just very confused. Well, I'm confused, anyway.

Being forced to overthink things. I peeve myself off. I don't even know if peeving oneself off is possible, but I've managed it. There's too much to think about on Lush, most of the time. Sexual matters are like when I first started learning to drive. I'm meant to know how to deal with the gear stick at the same time as checking my mirrors, pumping the pedals, maneuvering (sp?) the entire car whilst not bumping into anything or anyone, plus listening to instructions on top of everything else, and clunkclicking my seatbelt, which should have been first, and signalling, which relies on me knowing where I'm going, and now I'm lost as to where I was going with this...

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This entire thread peeves me. You bunch are entirely too judgmental. Myself included. We really need to grow up and not let something or someone on the internet bug us.
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This entire thread peeves me. You bunch are entirely too judgmental. Myself included. We really need to grow up and not let something or someone on the internet bug us.


people who tell me to grow up and not let something on the internet bug me piss me off.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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looking at cute lil pictures of gingerbread men drowning in coffee pisses me off. Just saying.
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looking at cute lil pictures of gingerbread men drowning in coffee pisses me off. Just saying.


If we changed the gingerbread into a likeness of my partner and the coffee into boiling lava it might make me happier.
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If we changed the gingerbread into a likeness of my partner and the coffee into boiling lava it might make me happier.


i'm beginning to thing you're not overly fond of your partner, angel....

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Everything and everyone pisses me off. Yes, you: assface.

I think that about covers it. smile
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Everything and everyone pisses me off. Yes, you: assface.

I think that about covers it. smile


some one needs a hug.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Gingerbread Lover
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Man-people who are disparaging about soggy gingerbread make me peevish, and they are really girls disguised as men disguised as girls (that does make them a girl at the root of everything, doesn't it?!).

People who run off immediately to Photoshop pictures to do with a thread and then take ages about it for a crappy one totally peeve me right off.


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Man-people who are disparaging about soggy gingerbread make me peevish, and they are really girls disguised as men disguised as girls (that does make them a girl at the root of everything, doesn't it?!).

People who run off immediately to Photoshop pictures to do with a thread and then take ages about it for a crappy one totally peeve me right off.






People laughing at my beard.... that REALLY peeves me off , and you can go shove your soggy arsed little gingerbread soaking thingy up where your sun shines outta!
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Based on past experience, not accepting anymore friends requests with the following words in the name: 69, fuck/fcuk, wet. or reference to size or shape of their cock. It's just never gone well.


*cancels friend request*

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HAHA I love you Daisy... That totally made my day!
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HAHA I love you Daisy... That totally made my day!


Oi! This is the Peevage thread. More peevage!

<-- Peeved Hug

And if anybody is peeved with me saying "peevage", GOOD! I hope it proper peeves you right off to Peevageland

Edit: PS Trinket, I happen to ENJOY shoving soggy cookies up my bum, so I hope that peeves you off! Don't piss on my Ginga kinkage!
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When I read on a profile that soandso69 is being "protected" by another Lushie or bigtoughdude69 has people he protects on Lush and if you cross them you're messing with him. What exactly is he/she going to do? Are they going to unfriend someone, send really mean PM's or, god forbid, CAPS LOCK them in the forums? Seriously, this is not seventh grade recess. What exactly are the repercussions?

Misspelled words in Lush story titles. Really, you can't even spell the story title correctly?

and wasps. I don't care for aggressive wasps.


I know this is my second time quoting you in this thread. I promise I'm not a stalker. I'm just reading all the posts backwards because I have nothing better to do. Anyhoo, I have a funny story to share.

I got into a dispute in a chat room with a member, and said member went and told a friend what happened. He came into the chat room and used the "Sneers at..." option in the chat action prompts. In the midst of laughing my ass off, I politely asked him if there were a reason I was being sneered at. He told me I knew why...and I said no. And then he proceeded to tell me that no one fucks with his friends. I told him the issue had nothing to do with him and his internet bravado act was amusing. He said it became his problem when I fucked with his friend. And then he proceeded to threaten to spam my inbox with Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black links...enough to make me miserable enough to delete my account. I thanked him for the warning and proceeded to block him. A mod got involved, and it ended hilariously. Apparently he has a habit of deleting and recreating his account, so he found his way off my block list...and to this day all he does is suck up when he sees me and talks to me about shit that I don't care about...like really going out of his way to engage me in conversation. One of the most hilariously bazaar things I've ever experienced here. Also, I've seen people get virtually punched in chat rooms. It's really all pathetic. It's the fucking internet...people really take it too far sometimes. These are usually the ones who live their lives completely through the internet and just get caught up and can't get a grip. Sad cases, in my honest opinion.

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Daisy = TMI
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Daisy = TMI


Are you peeved off at me? You should try it. It gives you something other than peevishness to think about.
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I got into a dispute in a chat room with a member, and said member went and told a friend what happened. He came into the chat room and used the "Sneers at..." option in the chat action prompts. In the midst of laughing my ass off, I politely asked him if there were a reason I was being sneered at. He told me I knew why...and I said no. And then he proceeded to tell me that no one fucks with his friends. I told him the issue had nothing to do with him and his internet bravado act was amusing. He said it became his problem when I fucked with his friend. And then he proceeded to threaten to spam my inbox with Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black links...enough to make me miserable enough to delete my account. I thanked him for the warning and proceeded to block him. A mod got involved, and it ended hilariously. Apparently he has a habit of deleting and recreating his account, so he found his way off my block list...and to this day all he does is suck up when he sees me and talks to me about shit that I don't care about...like really going out of his way to engage me in conversation. One of the most hilariously bazaar things I've ever experienced here. Also, I've seen people get virtually punched in chat rooms. It's really all pathetic. It's the fucking internet...people really take it too far sometimes. These are usually the ones who live their lives completely through the internet and just get caught up and can't get a grip. Sad cases, in my honest opinion.


*laughing out loud* That's hilarious. I'm picturing Elvis and his lip curl angrily typing those messages on the computer.


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I know this is my second time quoting you in this thread. I promise I'm not a stalker. I'm just reading all the posts backwards because I have nothing better to do. Anyhoo, I have a funny story to share.


My Lush pet peeve? Stalkers who try to convince you they're not stalking you. I know it's hard to resist this sweetpotato ass.
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Lushies, both men and women, who don't understand that my desire not to engage in cyber-sexual chat includes them, too.
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My Lush pet peeve? Stalkers who try to convince you they're not stalking you. I know it's hard to resist this sweetpotato ass.


It wasn't stalking. We just spent the day together but only one of us was aware of it, sheesh.

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*laughing out loud* That's hilarious. I'm picturing Elvis and his lip curl angrily typing those messages on the computer.


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Haven't you heard ladies??? These threads are NOT to be used for chatting back and forth to each other - that's what CHATROOMS are for!

I think someone needs to alert the forum police straight away before things gets out of hand and EVERYONE starts having TOO much fun on here. God forbid.
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One of my more serious pet peeves is people stirring the poo from one thread into another and getting personal by name (pun not intended) about it outside of the original "discussion". Fun and games are one thing, continuing certain things is another.

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Bullshit. <----- pet peeve of mine.

(Bullshit in general, not in relation to the post before me! I agree with that post)
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I HAD SEVERAL PET PEEVES , Took up to much of my time. Traded Them off for my new watch dog.