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Things That SHOULD be cancelled.
Handkerchiefs should be cancelled.
How is this still a thing?
Why do old people feel the need to carry around a piece of fabric that they blow mucous into while in public?
Even if we weren't in the midst of a global pandemic, I'm pretty sure keeping a swampy menagerie of microorganisms in your pocket seems like a pretty fucking stupid thing to do.
And this just in.... coughing or sneezing into your hand and then touching stuff is also fucking stupid.
Pearl Necklaces in porn.
And I don't mean the spattering of cum across a woman's neckline.
I mean actual pearl necklaces.
How do you convince an audience that the woman you are jerking off to is a "milf" or a "housewife?"
Put her in a pearl necklace. Because all moms and wives wear pearl necklaces....
Terrible.
On the positive side, the idiots that jerk off to a 25 year old wearing pearls will most likely jerk off to the same woman dressed in pigtails and a cheerleader outfit because she's a "naughty teen."
This isn't 1960. Women don't wear fucking pearls.
And I don't mean the spattering of cum across a woman's neckline.
I mean actual pearl necklaces.
How do you convince an audience that the woman you are jerking off to is a "milf" or a "housewife?"
Put her in a pearl necklace. Because all moms and wives wear pearl necklaces....
Terrible.
On the positive side, the idiots that jerk off to a 25 year old wearing pearls will most likely jerk off to the same woman dressed in pigtails and a cheerleader outfit because she's a "naughty teen."
This isn't 1960. Women don't wear fucking pearls.
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Elephants, Dolphins, Killer Whales forced to perform.
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This isn't 1960. Women don't wear fucking pearls.
Some women do.
Cancel Daylight Savings Time.
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Elephants, Dolphins, Killer Whales forced to perform.
Do you mean that literally or metaphorically? If the former, totally agree. If the latter, the big chunk of the hetero porn industry will disappear and I got stock shares to worry about.
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Do you mean that literally or metaphorically? If the former, totally agree. If the latter, the big chunk of the hetero porn industry will disappear and I got stock shares to worry about.
Literally. If you keep animals in zoos, give them enough play dates to keep the tourist happy. My favorite Elephant was one I saw prancing through the snow during an unexpected winter flurry.
I must be missing a huge part of the hetero porn industry because the reference is flying far past my mind.
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I must be missing a huge part of the hetero porn industry because the reference is flying far past my mind.
Just being silly about some of the male body-type euphemisms I've heard (not seen, because I'd never...)
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Hatred, there's too many assholes consumed by their own misery who point the finger at others and stoke up hatred.
Can't we just share a little around and make the asshats with waaay too much give most of it back.
Can't we just share a little around and make the asshats with waaay too much give most of it back.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
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Cancel suits and ties for anything other than formal occasions (weddings, funerals, big events, maybe church).
Ooh I dunno I love a man with a tie, I can drag them around so easily makes it easy to keep them close at hand.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
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Hatred, there's too many assholes consumed by their own misery who point the finger at others and stoke up hatred.
Can't we just share a little around and make the asshats with waaay too much give most of it back.
When you MAKE people give it's called THEFT... A simple thing Democrats never seem to grasp. Let's cancel theft...
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Quote by OsmanOi! Nothing wrong with pearls. I wear them all the time. And as for handkerchiefs you big bruit, a gentleman should always carry one. Just in case a lady needs one. Or, if a lady is in the back of a motor car with a wealthy gentleman or competition judge, an occasion may arise when a handkerchief proves quite essential. I can only take it from your tone that you have never spent any “special time” in the back of a motor car with a real lady. A lady most likely sporting pearls at that. Good day to you sir. Regards, Lady Verity
Handkerchiefs should be cancelled.
How is this still a thing?
Why do old people feel the need to carry around a piece of fabric that they blow mucous into while in public?
Even if we weren't in the midst of a global pandemic, I'm pretty sure keeping a swampy menagerie of microorganisms in your pocket seems like a pretty fucking stupid thing to do.
And this just in.... coughing or sneezing into your hand and then touching stuff is also fucking stupid.
Be nice to each other
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When you MAKE people give it's called THEFT... A simple thing Democrats never seem to grasp. Let's cancel theft...
When you change the tax code to make you share more it's just taxation.
I'm a European my dear we dont have Democrats we have more complicated party politics.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
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Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Cancel cancelling. Nothing is cancelled! Not even this cancellation!
Go wrap your brain around that!
Go wrap your brain around that!
Don't believe everything that you read.
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Ooh I dunno I love a man with a tie, I can drag them around so easily makes it easy to keep them close at hand.
Why do you think I don't like them?
(Well, really, it's just that I hate feeling something that close around my throat. People used to encourage me to become a minister like my grandfather but the thought of that collar. * shudders * )
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Definitely ties. Pretty stupid to affix a noose around your own neck if you ask me. Ties should be cancelled and especially tie bars, tie pins and tie tacks.
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Definitely ties. Pretty stupid to affix a noose around your own neck if you ask me. Ties should be cancelled and especially tie bars, tie pins and tie tacks.
you look better in a collar anyways.
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you look better in a collar anyways.
Are you thinking flashy chrome links for the lead or that sexy matte black steel?
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Are you thinking flashy chrome links for the lead or that sexy matte black steel?
It will be sexy matte black steel thank you. I'll want something sparkly for special occasions.
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It will be sexy matte black steel thank you. I'll want something sparkly for special occasions.
Excellent choice. Sets a proper tone. We'll save the sparkles for the holiday piercings
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This isn't 1960. Women don't wear fucking pearls.
I wear pearls and quite often...
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I'm sorry to say this Osman, but you don't know what you are talking about. Lots of ladies wear pearl necklaces, including some of the ladies here. A single or double strand of pearls looks very nice, because they are not garish or loud, just simple and very attractive. They don't draw attention to themselves, but highlight her beauty, which is what they are supposed to do. Any lady I'm with can wear them anytime she wants, and I'll let her know that I noticed them and that I appreciate her choice of jewellery.
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you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.
www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
Trust people to be themselves...
Men and women arguing about who has it worse. We will never fully appreciate and understand what the other side goes through, so more empathy and less bickering is needed.
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Japanese porn.
What is the point of porn if you pixelate the genitals.
For such a kinky culture that seems obsessed with school girls getting anally ravaged by tentacle monsters, they seem quite prudish when it comes to the penis. Does anyone get anything out of this?
It's not as if the male performers are real lookers. Take out the dick and vagagay and it looks like a couple asexual preteens dry humping to the soundtrack of Neverending Story.
What is the point of porn if you pixelate the genitals.
For such a kinky culture that seems obsessed with school girls getting anally ravaged by tentacle monsters, they seem quite prudish when it comes to the penis. Does anyone get anything out of this?
It's not as if the male performers are real lookers. Take out the dick and vagagay and it looks like a couple asexual preteens dry humping to the soundtrack of Neverending Story.
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