WARNING: Highly Addictive
Warning Emotionally Bankrupt
Warning: Enter at your own risk
For instant asshole just add water.
Hmmmmm mines would have to say. WARRNING ONCE TASTED NEVER FORGOTTEN xx
Caution: Contents under pressure
"ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK."
There is no chance you would find a label "Made in China".
WARNING: An intrepid romantic
CAUTION: Excessive use may lead to side-effects.
Warning: Handle with care
Caution Ladies. I'm the one your Mother warned you about.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
Dangerous Curves Use Caution
Danger: Highly Flatulent!