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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Quote by CrossOfStAndrew
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this. Hahahah!!
"Some say love
It is a razor
That leads your soul to bleed."
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"Some say love
It is a razor
That leads your soul to bleed."
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Quote by MissMovingOn
Extremely bubbly! smile

nice double entendre.

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Quote by pricklypear

nice double entendre.


*bows* ;)
"Some say love
It is a razor
That leads your soul to bleed."
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"Warning: Will tell truth when asked to. Proceed at your own risk."
Just keep wallowing in your own chaotic insecure delusions.
Liable to wilt if left unattended!
Beware! Cold Lips and a Black Heart but then ... you made me this way
It's impossible to make love ALL night ... unless you start as dusk.
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Passive eugenics. It would solve so many problems.
Just keep wallowing in your own chaotic insecure delusions.
Passive eugenics. It would solve so many problems.


I prefer education over laws in dealing with the problem.
Such as educate people that wearing a hemet on a fast moving open vehicle will help prevent serious injuries.
Wearing a seatbelt the same. But yet we pass these laws and fine/jail people who don't obey.
It should be the person's choice to wear the appropriate device to prevent harm not the law.
If they get killed because they refused to protect themselves then that's their problem not the law.
It's like suicide is against most laws - why? We'll kill a sick animal, and call it a merciful thing to do.
But for a human it's murder - go f'ing figure that one out.
Laws to protect people from other people makes sense - protecting someone against themselves through a conscious action
make no sense.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

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You will never make it out alive....