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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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MissMovingOn
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Quote by CrossOfStAndrew
Danger: Highly Flatulent!
this. Hahahah!!
"Some say love
It is a razor
That leads your soul to bleed."
MissMovingOn
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Extremely bubbly! smile
"Some say love
It is a razor
That leads your soul to bleed."
pricklypear
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Warning: uncensored and a non-conformist
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Quote by MissMovingOn
Extremely bubbly! smile

nice double entendre.
Marie_SexyCD
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Handle with extreme caution
Authorized/Certified Personal Only Beyond This Point

M~LNs
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Quote by Greeneyedkitty75
Caution: Sassy and sarcastic. Engage in conversation at your own risk.




That is perfect.
Kee
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Handle With Care - Highly Addictive Material

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Child in mens clothing
MissMovingOn
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Quote by pricklypear

nice double entendre.


*bows* ;)
"Some say love
It is a razor
That leads your soul to bleed."
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Introspective Thinker - Handle with intellect
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Beware, product will expand upon unzipping!
Mekhala
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Extremely Hot
ColletteXx
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Will tear you a new A-hole if pushed smile
Truemalduke
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"Warning: Will tell truth when asked to. Proceed at your own risk."
Just keep wallowing in your own chaotic insecure delusions.
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Liable to wilt if left unattended!
ImpurePleasure
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Beware! Cold Lips and a Black Heart but then ... you made me this way
It's impossible to make love ALL night ... unless you start as dusk.
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Crazy as Hell! Turn around and slowly walk away.....
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WARNING
Contents not fit for Human Consumption (OR companionship)
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Warning: Depth Perception not always working
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use a condom lol
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Quote by Scriptwriter66


Passive eugenics. It would solve so many problems.
Just keep wallowing in your own chaotic insecure delusions.
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Passive eugenics. It would solve so many problems.


I prefer education over laws in dealing with the problem.
Such as educate people that wearing a hemet on a fast moving open vehicle will help prevent serious injuries.
Wearing a seatbelt the same. But yet we pass these laws and fine/jail people who don't obey.
It should be the person's choice to wear the appropriate device to prevent harm not the law.
If they get killed because they refused to protect themselves then that's their problem not the law.
It's like suicide is against most laws - why? We'll kill a sick animal, and call it a merciful thing to do.
But for a human it's murder - go f'ing figure that one out.
Laws to protect people from other people makes sense - protecting someone against themselves through a conscious action
make no sense.
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addictive
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

— Mark Twain
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You will never make it out alive....