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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Brutally honest
Don't ask me if I'm going to do something right as if I'm knowingly doing something wrong. I won't take it well, just tell what I'm doing wrong, don't ask me if now I'm gonna do it right.
"Don't poke the bear"
No longer trusts easily
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WARNING: Does not play well with others



That which did not kill me didn't try hard enough
Mostly Harmless
When stroked and cuddled she purrs beautifully
Everything about me is addictive.
I love stealing from Douglas Adams. For this on I'll go with the title of Book 5 of the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy: Mostly Harmless.
BIOHAZARD MEDICAL WASTE
Abandon all hope of never being seduced by me, I will seduce you on entry.
WARNING: Will talk your ear off
"Thinks all my own humor is funny as hell!"
BEWARE! She comes with a closet full of heels.
Piss me off and you will know about it.
Open to any thing sexual.
Easily excited
Handle with Care
Contents are much dumber than they appear.
CAUTION: Tailgater



warning: danger handle with care